Blind Item #2
This A- list mostly movie comic actress put out the word she would be in the yachting capitol and thought she might get a nibble or some interest. She got none. She went into the whole thing thinking she might nab a boyfriend or husband, but no one was interested.
Tiffany Haddish?
ReplyDeleteIn Dubai?
DeleteBecause Sarah Silver man would be toooo weird lol
DeleteWhere is the yachting capitol located?
ReplyDeleteNot sure-in Spring /Summer it’s Cannes and South of France I think but bevasuse the weather isn’t appropriate now I’d say Dubai?
DeleteSarah Silverman.
ReplyDeleteI agree with the Tiffany Haddish guess.
ReplyDeleteHEY TIFF I GOTCHU GIRL
ReplyDeleteIM A THOUSANAIRE
According to Enty the new yacht meetup portals are Mykonos and Miami (for the US). Re the podcast, going to Dubai is an obvious sign of a yachter, so the places are changing in an attempt to keep it on the low.
ReplyDeleteThe more you know!
This guess may be overboard, but maybe Anna Faris?
ReplyDelete@Jon 10 points for the pun
ReplyDeleteI had to google this Tiffany Haddish, if thats who is being referred to, as I havent heard of her aside from occasional blind in here,and, well, okay, if she was available outside a crappy night club in Ebbw Vale or Newtownards or some other shithole, and I nabbed het then I'd be well chuffed. Oh yes.
ReplyDeleteBut up against 6 foot Victoria Secrets models, Hollywoid starlets with trained vagknas and the occasional long lusted after film star on the way down, then I'm not surprised she didnt pass muster.?
Those greasy, oil grubbing degenerate, slave killers are a very fussy lot.
My fingers seem even more fat than and this phone keyboard smaller than usual today. Apologies for the woeful spelling.
ReplyDeleteShe’s gonna do the Enrique Iglesias thing and keep it saying she loves it, then cut it off once the hype dies down about it.
ReplyDeleteIt's funny to see how off-base the guesses are given that the first words of the blind are "mostly movie comic actress."
ReplyDeleteSarah Silverman is mostly TV. She had a few parts in movies, but she currently hosts a talk show.
Anna Faris has been on Mom for six seasons.
Even Tiffany Haddish (Girls Trip was a huge hit last year, and she was the breakout star) does a lot of TV, as she's on The Last O.G., which stars Tracy Morgan.
Mostly movie means that they have done TV as well as movies. Anna Faris has been in a lot of movies, Sarah Silverman was not thrown out seriously as a guess - that seems to be a joke, and Tiffany Haddish just had Night School come out as well.
ReplyDeleteIn Dubais' defence LILO has the market cornered there! Unless you are willing to provide the services she provides at a competitive price, no one will be interested. Also oil prices are down so they might be practicing cost cutting!
ReplyDeleteIt might be because Tiffany Haddish has a rep for running her mouth and the yachting game is about discretion.
ReplyDeleteMelissa McCarthy?
ReplyDeleteNah, just kidding.
I was thinking of Amy Schumer for this.
ReplyDeleteShakey: Last I saw, Schumer has a baby inside her, so probably not.
ReplyDeleteThe only other comic actresses I can think of are Anna Kendrick, who I adore, and Rebel Wilson. OMG is it Rebel Wilson??!!
+1 @OB I had heard things were moved to near Greece this past year because the larger world has heard of yachting & the Middle Eastern countries seem like more obvious yachting spots so Greece & Florida are it for the moment.
ReplyDelete@Donna - Not Rebel Wilson. She's Australian, so Enty would have specified 'foreign born.'
ReplyDelete@Donna.
ReplyDeleteDid she eat it then?
If you believe CDAN then she would be competing against the likes of Abby Champion and Camila Morrone, or even according to a recent blind Barbara Palvin. If Palvin does do this can one also get her cute friend Sonia Ben Ammar?
ReplyDeleteIn the northern winter St. Barts was the spot, but a hurricane messed things; this led to all the action moving to Tulum; cocaine transport within Mexico would also be much easier than shipping abroad.
Jenny Slate
ReplyDeleteHaddish! She was at the recent grand prix
ReplyDeleteLena dunham.... except shes probably tv... but a likely candidate for no yachting cusstomers
ReplyDeleteDoes Tiffany ever turn off the schtick
ReplyDelete@Tricia13
ReplyDeleteYou helped me out a lot. Student loans are no joke. Times be tough.
God bless you Tricia13.
I imagine that Sarah Silverman would be swamped with offers. She's beautiful and beyond kinky...every yachter's dream.
ReplyDeleteAs a Jewish girl with a rabbi sibling i imagine she's the forbidden fantasy of many a naughty sheikh.
ReplyDeleteSarah should stick with Hammaconda and their friends with benefits relationship.
ReplyDeleteI can believe it's Melissa McCarthy, Lena Dunham or Rebel Wilson if no one was interested.
ReplyDeleteMelissa is married and rich. She has no need to yatch. Rebel needs the money
DeleteYeah, I don't see anyone paying $$$ for fat Schumer, Rebel, Silverman or nasty sweaty ass Lena hahaha
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