Blind Item #13
Pretty funny to watch two old guys last night competing in their attempts to hit on the college student aged bartender at a big musical event last night. One was a foreign born one named former A+ list singer who usually only dates wealthy women and the other was the former cable actor who is always going commando. The bartender didn't look pleased at all with either of their efforts.
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ReplyDeleteHammaconda and???
ReplyDeletehmm, define old...40...50?
ReplyDeleteI just saw "Pretty funny to watch two old guys" and immediately imagined the worst case scenario, CDAN is sick I tell you. ;)
ReplyDeleteSeal?
ReplyDeleteForeign born one named singer definitely nt Bono. Unless he mistook the mirror behind the bar for a bartender. He could well have done with those fucking sunglasses on indoors, the stupid shortarsed cunt.
ReplyDeleteSeal, Graham Nash, James Taylor Emmylou Harris & More Salute Joni Mitchell in Transcendent 75th Birthday Celebration
ReplyDeletehttps://www.billboard.com/articles/news/8483958/joni-mitchell-75-tribute-concert-recap
http://www.justjared.com/2018/11/08/mandy-moore-joins-jake-gyllenhaal-jon-hamm-at-joni-mitchells-birthday-celebration/
"The evening, which drew a crowd including celebrities Tom Hanks, Rita Wilson, Angelica Houston, Jon Hamm, Angela Bassett, Cameron Crowe, and David Geffen (Mitchell’s former agent and label head and the subject of “Free Man in Paris," which was not performed)"
ReplyDeleteSo bingo Hammaconda/Seal😍
ReplyDeleteI remember when Enty used to go after the big fish instead of just twisted young celebrities.
ReplyDeleteBeat me to it. Was going to answer Seal just based on the former A+ list singer with one name. Hammaconda Seal has a really...weird ring to it.
ReplyDeleteHe'll always be Don Draper to me.... 😢
ReplyDeletespeaking of Bono, I heard this story from a friend of the woman involved. The U2 manager was into BDSM and found a woman in Zurich, Switzerland who liked to be the submissive. He was married at the time, but would hook up with the woman whenever he was in town. He once left her tied up in bed with all sorts of clasps and stuff on the tender bits, and left town. She was there for 3 days before she finally got someone to come and help her. She got pancreatic cancer a few years later and died recently (like 5 years ago) and wondered if this had anything to do with her getting sick.
ReplyDeleteBeing tied up with clasps and without water will affect kidney function and put undue stress on the body. UCLA student was locked in an LA jail cell for 4 days and sued/won due to permanent damage to kidneys. It is a big deal and i would have sued him
DeleteSoo BDSM can give you pancreatic cancer? Is that what you're saying? Weird.
ReplyDeleteBono said he wears his dark glasses indoors because he has a series eye condition.
ReplyDeleteStars...they're just like me!
ReplyDelete@Boo, I thought he was just hiding that he was stoned lol
ReplyDelete@ Mischi- I'm no doctor. But I have never heard of a pancreatic cancer patient who wasn't a lifelong smoker. I doubt 3 days of fasting in a bed with vag clamps and other SM goodies would do any permanent physical harm. Mental .....? Definitely. That dude is need of some karmic justice for sure.
ReplyDelete@Chase, I did know someone who died of pancreatic cancer who didn't smoke, of course they didn't do S&M either.
ReplyDeletehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pancreatic_cancer
Did your friend eat a lot of fast food and coffe @brayson?
Delete@Chase, my Grandmother died of pancreatic cancer and never smoked. She did, however, live in Pittsburgh PA in the bad old days of constant smoke and smog.
ReplyDeleteChase, I had a good friend who never smoked and died from pancreatic cancer1 year to the day of her diagnosis.
ReplyDeleteAnother good friend's eyes were getting yellow so her doc ordered an MRI. Bile ducts were blocked but the scan also found a tiny spot on her pancreas. It was cancer but caught in time.
And the second friend never smoked either.
ReplyDeleteBRB, picking up a pack of smokes..
ReplyDeleteI have to wear sunglasses in my office because of the lights, Sun, and blue screen all hit me and have given me migraines. That being said I don't wear them in the halls or anything else just my desk and when I am driving lol.
ReplyDelete@Chase. Nope, you are DEFINITELY NOT a doctor.
ReplyDeleteI have a cousin that is suffering from Stage iV pancreatic cancer and has never smoked anything in her whole life. She lived a pretty healthy lifestyle. It happens. It's an ugly disease. Stop being so judgemental about something so awful.
Stick to commenting about stupid celebs on yachts.
I actually find this blind kinda amusing. (NOT the Pancreatic Cancer part, but the appalled younger bartender) and all the negativity here around her being hit on by two big stars.
ReplyDeleteSure, it might be weird to some of you, but I can assure you that Hammaconda gets hit on by a hell of a lot more college age chicks that initiate the encounter than he ever has.
Even if he wasn't rich and famous, there is a never ending stream of younger very attractive people who prefer maturity and possess an "old Soul" (for lack of a better term).
I don't think he's too worried about the ones that aren't interested in him.... There's plenty of Fish in the Sea and I doubt he is home crying from rejection right now.
DAMN... THE QUALITY of the Blinds has really gone to hell lately. Seems like after Himmmm's ghosted, nobody is running the ship...
Bono is indeed a cunt. I fucking hate him.
ReplyDeleteAs for him saying shit: he says a lot of shit. He's also a billionaire who dodges taxes while he lectures poor plebs to part with their money and send it to corrupt regimes in African shitholes.
Cured world famine yet, you fucking cunt?
@Boo - be funny if it is a coloboma he's hiding...
ReplyDeleteBono is not former A+. Married- I know he has an open relationship but he doesn't just date wealthy women. He likes all kinds.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, I agree about the quality of the blinds. They are scrapping the bottom of the barrel lately.