This magician tried to stiff two Russian escorts in a hotel outside the country. Then their pimp made a visit. A gun was produced. Our magician paid, plus interest for the trouble.
I'm imagining everything from him pulling the money out of the pimp's ear to Penn talking to the pimp with Teller standing there looking sad to Chris Angel levitating.
David Blaine??
ReplyDeleteRegardless of the stiffing he still should have expected to pay for their time.
ReplyDeleteI see what you did there, Brayson... and I approve.
DeleteYou'd think he would have just made himself disappear...
ReplyDeleteHahah.
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I thought the same thing. It would've been much more interesting if it read then the magician made himself disappear.
DeleteCriss Angel
ReplyDelete+1 because he is far ickier.
DeleteDerren Brown would never get caught in that bs, Brown would talk the pimp into paying him. ;)
ReplyDeleteIllusions, Michael. Tricks are something whores do for money. Or...candy!
ReplyDeleteDid you hear about the gay magician?
ReplyDeleteHe went off with a poof!
Oh come on, that joke was the shit back in 1976.
😂😂😂
DeletePenn or Teller?
ReplyDeleteHe tried to trick some tricks?
ReplyDeleteDavid Copperfield
ReplyDeleteI'm leaning Criss Angel for this one. I like the David Blaine guess, but Criss seems more dicey.
ReplyDeleteCris Angel.
ReplyDeleteBlaine would be like, "I can show you that I can endure this life threatening beating for seven full days! Let's get in the cage!"
the pimp was Shyamalan
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ReplyDeleteI'm imagining everything from him pulling the money out of the pimp's ear to Penn talking to the pimp with Teller standing there looking sad to Chris Angel levitating.
ReplyDeleteDon't stiff your hookers, FFS.
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