Friday, November 30, 2018

Blind Item #13

This magician tried to stiff two Russian escorts in a hotel outside the country. Then their pimp made a visit. A gun was produced. Our magician paid, plus interest for the trouble.

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  1. Regardless of the stiffing he still should have expected to pay for their time.

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  2. You'd think he would have just made himself disappear...

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    1. I thought the same thing. It would've been much more interesting if it read then the magician made himself disappear.

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  3. Derren Brown would never get caught in that bs, Brown would talk the pimp into paying him. ;)

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  4. Illusions, Michael. Tricks are something whores do for money. Or...candy!

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  5. Did you hear about the gay magician?

    He went off with a poof!




    Oh come on, that joke was the shit back in 1976.

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  6. He tried to trick some tricks?

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  7. I'm leaning Criss Angel for this one. I like the David Blaine guess, but Criss seems more dicey.

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  8. Cris Angel.
    Blaine would be like, "I can show you that I can endure this life threatening beating for seven full days! Let's get in the cage!"

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  9. the pimp was Shyamalan

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  11. I'm imagining everything from him pulling the money out of the pimp's ear to Penn talking to the pimp with Teller standing there looking sad to Chris Angel levitating.

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  12. Don't stiff your hookers, FFS.

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