How long has it been since you heard this former almost A- list mostly movie actress walking out of a store with something that doesn't belong to her. It used to be an everyday thing back in the day. Apparently it happened this weekend, but she says it is all a misunderstanding and that the owners didn't call the police. She just forgot to take out a pair of earrings she tried on before walking out of the store.
Winona Ryder?
ReplyDeleteNo Winona you didnt do this did you?
ReplyDeleteLilo has a bad habit like that too..
ReplyDeleteWinona was my first guess too but she was definitely former A plus
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ReplyDeleteIsh! People seriously put earrings into the holes in their ears and then stick them back on the shelf? What happened to just holding them next to your head and using your fucking imagination?
ReplyDelete+1 Lilo
ReplyDeleteI don't know, I don't think LiLo ever stopped stealing.
ReplyDeletethis better not be winona. WINONA WE WERE ROOTING FOR YOU
ReplyDeleteW. Ryder
ReplyDeleteHaven’t heard someone say that for a long time.
probably lilo, but wasn't she more known for keeping shit she was supposed to return, or picking up a fur coat in a club that wasn't hers? i think i remember she wore a necklace out of a store? but was she known for this at stores?
ReplyDeletei would disagree with the rating if it's winona. i see her as almost permanent A. even saying she's 'former almost A-list mostly movie actress' doesn't really fit her. she was definitely A when she was in movies.
I used to fancy Winona so much back in the day. I still do. Good God, she was cute. Not normally my type but there was just something about her.
ReplyDeleteOh Winona.
ReplyDeleteAlso- gross. Who tries on pierced earrings? That's like trying on a bathing costume with no unders.
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ReplyDeleteOh Winona. The crazy eyes never lie.
ReplyDeleteLilo is normally referred to on here as former B+
ReplyDeleteWinona was only ever A+ / Perm A for Gen Xers, for Boomers, she would be former A- tops
Is Winona "mostly movie" hasnt she been just TV for a long time now.
ReplyDeleteThe "back in the day" comment def says this is Winona, IMO.
ReplyDeleteOh, Winona. Damn it.
ReplyDeleteBetter get my vintage "FREE WINONA" shirt out of storage...
Helen Mirren
ReplyDeleteI agree, it's got to be Winona. That was her MO back in the day, but she also had handlers who would run back into the store to pay for the stolen loot. Maybe she wanted to have that feelz once again. More likely she just wants to be noticed and in the headlines again and this is her most well known "shtick".
ReplyDeleteHaha Lurky
ReplyDeleteWinona Ryder should have gone to jail like anyone else, but everyone coddled the poor thing.
ReplyDeleteThis is Lilo. Back to her old ways. Always referred to as "former A-".....
ReplyDelete"almost A- list" I translate to almost A-minus, which to me means NOT Winona, who was most definitely A-list (not 'almost'). Lilo is the better guess.
ReplyDeleteGoddammit you guys - am I THE ONLY PERSON who's been reading this shit for the last 15 years?
ReplyDeleteWho else remembers the blind item widely assumed to be Reese Witherspoon (more likely) or possibly Jessica Alba (less likely) for the woman who would go in and swap shoes or steal shoes with her baby stroller?
And shoplift other things? It was an A to A-list actress. They said a lot of stores let her get away with it because they didn't want the embarrassment or hassle of making a fuss over such a big name. This was long post-Winona's incident, I'd say about 5-8 years ago.
Geez like I"m the only one who reads this site or something.
Going with Lilo, shes in NY for the holidays, supposedly thru xmas. I think maybe her john dumped her and she has nowhere to go all of a sudden, he had just refused her his private plane due to interpol/drug smuggling concerns when she went to the MTV awards in Spain, remember that blind? Shortly after that show, she showed up in NY and her sister instagrammed that she was there thru xmas.
ReplyDelete15 years hunter? And everyone thinks Im bad at 5!😢
ReplyDeleteAND LURKY👆(Make believe its the right finger😟)!
Ryder was a one time scandal but Lilo has had this rep for years. I'll go with her although her usual description includes something about yachting or escorting.
ReplyDelete"Former almost A- list" is ALWAYS LiLo. Jesus, is everybody new here?
ReplyDeleteRyder made a low budget movie this year, one of those 10 day shoot time ones. But she is mostly tv or Netflix now. I hope it isn’t her. I always liked her and I talked to her for about 30-45 minutes once while she was wearing a wig for Edward Scissorhamds. Would have never known she was a movie star- I didn’t until the security guard we were talking to told me who I had been talking to. So nice to a 17 year old kid who was hoping to catch a glimpse of her boyfriend.
ReplyDeleterecent pic of Blohan in NYC, like yesterday or today. YIKES. She looks older than me and I am twice her age. Girl is ROUGH.
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yes hunter Reese and the shoes in the baby carriage!! Wasnt that a Ted C blind though?
ReplyDeleteI've been reading about the same length of time as Hunter. There are others who've been here just as long.
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing Reese has had to change her m.o.
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ReplyDeleteIt's not Winona. This is more likely Lilo.
ReplyDeleteWinona Ryder = Bono's mistress
ReplyDeleteGrossed out by trying on earrings. I hope they sanitized those things because who knows where LiLo's ears have been.
ReplyDeleteWinona again? Does she do it because she's mental or because she thinks it's ok to take what she wants?
ReplyDeleteI don't know who LiLo is. Some abbreviation I don't recognise. Probably for someone I actually know.
Linsday Lohan! Oh c'mon brain. ><
I swear it gets slower ever second.
Reece
ReplyDeletei most definitely try on pierced earrings that are several thousand dollars. How else are you going to know which pair you like best?
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