Blind Items Revealed #5
October 19, 2018
An entire alphabet soup of Feds have been paying much more attention recently to our celebrity CEO and his company. There is a certain, very expensive option, which his company was hoping to customers, for a few extra thousand dollars. The problem was that this option didn't really exist, and never really would. Very recently, the Feds quietly reached out to the company, and told them to end this charade or else. The company just abruptly stopped offering this non-existent option, and may owe consumers hundreds of millions of dollars.
Elon Musk/Tesla
An entire alphabet soup of Feds have been paying much more attention recently to our celebrity CEO and his company. There is a certain, very expensive option, which his company was hoping to customers, for a few extra thousand dollars. The problem was that this option didn't really exist, and never really would. Very recently, the Feds quietly reached out to the company, and told them to end this charade or else. The company just abruptly stopped offering this non-existent option, and may owe consumers hundreds of millions of dollars.
Elon Musk/Tesla
Tesla stock up 6.04% today. The major markets are waaaaaaay down today.
ReplyDeleteIt's getting near shit or get off the pot time with these Musk blinds.
ReplyDeleteChrist knows I have no reason to like the blank faced snake oil salesman but he's still out there and according Enty he has had the feds sicced on him more times than Al Capone's accountant.
And he's still doing the rounds selling (underground) monorails....monorail....monorail... monorail....
Musk and Meghan, 24/7. Yawn.
DeleteIt’s not like Enty’s making this up, tho. 🤷🏻♀️
DeleteHe probably decided to reveal it today because the WSJ happened to be reporting on it too: https://www.wsj.com/articles/tesla-faces-deepening-criminal-probe-over-whether-it-misstated-production-figures-1540576636?reflink=line
They are looking carefully and they did take away most of his power at Tesla but he's still CEO in a deal with the SEC.
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing this is referring to the elimination of the Full Self Driving ($3000) option that they charge upfront for a potential future compatibility once technology/regulations allow (if ever)
ReplyDeleteElon Musk, Netflix, & Evan Spiegel all in one day...Mr. Hedge must have a boner.
ReplyDeleteMusk and others were heavily promoting FSD during the Tesla earnings call this Wednesday, and again stating that it’s still available to purchase upon request.
ReplyDelete...and rappers, don't forget the rappers.
ReplyDeleteReality whores too.I have no idea who any of them are, it's as bad as those raptards.
ReplyDeleteAt least we all know who Elon is. No clue who these rappers or housewives are though.
ReplyDeleteYou know I never really considered buying an electric car, don't like the range issues.
ReplyDeleteBut since they decided to poison the gasoline with ethanol, why the hell not? Ethanol destroys engines, destroys any metal it comes into contact with because it draws water out of the air. You know how bad water in a gas tank or anything mechanical is right?
And ethanol does not contain as much energy as normal gas, that's right, they lowered everyone's fuel mileage when they forced ethanol on us. It's like they just diluted the gas with water, which they kind of did when you think about it.
That short has had an incredibly painful couple of days, eh Enty?
ReplyDeleteI've been enjoying it.
all you morons crying "short" obviously don't pay attention to real news much. Musk is in deep shit, for real.
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