Friday, October 05, 2018

Blind Items Revealed #1

September 18, 2018

Emmy Awards

Maybe she doesn't care. He says she doesn't care that he cheats. He says that she thinks it is fine. Is she allowed to cheat he is asked? No, of course not. She has to remain faithful. This was a conversation last night with that multiple late night guy about his relationship with his B+ list actress girlfriend.

Natasha Lyonne/Fred Armisen

22 comments:

  1. I can't believe being in a relationship with Fred Armisen is good for sobriety.

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  2. Fred must be hung like a horse.

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    1. This has more to do with dating rich and/or famous people. Less to with penis size. Not sure why men think that 😕.

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    2. Beg to differ. Big guys know that its addicting and treat their partners like garbage. Not all but most.

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  3. I can't believe Fred Armisen can find women to cheat with....

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  4. I just want to punch something every time I see him on TV. I can't imagine how it would be to be in a relationship with him.

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  5. Consenting adults. Good for him.

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  6. Hes a narcissist, which is like catnip to some women.

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  7. Fred is a psychopath who hates women.

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  8. I just can't believe I've not read anything about Natasha Lyonne that would explain
    why on Earth she would date Fred Armison.
    We guys, when confronted with this type of dissonance, triggered by absurdity, resort to absurd explanations, such as "He must be hung like a horse".
    I have it on almost universal authority from all the women I've met, that "Yes, size DOES matter". Money is a good surrogate, though.

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  9. I absolutely adored him on SNL, but if the blinds are true, he sounds like a total jerk as a S/O. If the blinds are true.

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  10. He's a known freak, and there will always be a niche market for that.

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  11. I dated a C-list celebrity who seemed to think he was the shit.

    He was overweight and had a very small penis.

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  12. Considering she used to literally spend her time lying about in muddy ditches, wasted out of her mind, maybe this seems like an upgrade to her?

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  13. Bigger is definitely better if the man knows what to do with it. Only a very large stiff penis, about 9 inches or so, can reach the edge of the uterus and bring about a uterine orgasm, which is very different than a vulval [clitoral] or vaginal orgasm.

    Uterine orgasms are caused by the rhythmic stimulation of the penis glans against a region high in the back of the vagina, called the epicenter or E-zone. It is just above the cervix on the front wall of the vagina.

    A skilled lover who knows how to adjust his angle to make sure his penis doesn't bump into the cervix directly but knows where to thrust and rub his plump, purplish bulbous glans, can bring tremendous, repetitive, mind-blowing earth-shattering, extremely ecstatic uterine orgasms, one after another, again and again, that can send even the most demure young American lass into animal-crazed desire and obsession.

    During one of my stints in Europe in the 90s, I had a stupid fling with a very aggressive and demanding Italian lover who was blessed/cursed with a thick, massive penis he wielded like weapon of mass dignity destruction. There has never been an experience before or since like it in my life.

    I think almost all women would tell you if the choice was between a very thick penis of average length and very long penis of average girth, the former would win out in a "big" way. But a big, long, thick manly penis can become an addiction that leads to mentally obsessive and self-destructive behaviors.

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  14. I think I'm starting to you again Ddonna😍😍😍

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  15. Ddonna also explained Ariana and Pete Davidson.

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  16. I always thought she was Gay.

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  17. I mean, it's their business but...they're both stupid.

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  18. Why do I have a very strong feeling that Ddonna was masturbating while she wrote that?

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  19. Love it Ddonna!! Bravo. 😁

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