Don't believe the hype. The only dating app this foreign born former boy bander is on is Grindr. Yes, he does use the picture of one of his best friends from school.
Grindr has a new competitor. It's called 'Squirt - Hot'n horny hookups' -- I'm not making this up. I saw a billboard the other day and went, what? https://www.squirt.org
That's got to be the worst first date, you show up and find out you've been catfished by Harry Styles. Yes misspelling fingers, I agree that catfisted would work in this context too.
Hold on, Frankie... please explain why people that don't use casual sleazy hook-up apps need to 'grow up?' I think you need to take your own advise there, fella.
It doesn't take a genius to see at least one of the enthusiastic peddlers of this story is the good old British Daily Fail, who feels the need to again give everyone a rundown of Harry's past beards.
For some reason they do this every now and then and now Harry has officially signed off the latest and is single, they have to fill the gap with some nonsense or other.
There's no way Harry needs to use an app to get tail. There are plenty of downlow people in the industry who would be happy to provide their services, paid or otherwise. He has the money to use top escort agencies if he needs to. It's a non story.
Styles?
ReplyDeleteHarry Styles.
ReplyDeleteSome app called Raya is paying celebs to say they are using the app.
ReplyDeleteWasn't there some story about Madonna using a dating app to lure in young flesh? And using her assistant's photo?
Grindr has a new competitor. It's called 'Squirt - Hot'n horny hookups' -- I'm not making this up. I saw a billboard the other day and went, what? https://www.squirt.org
ReplyDeleteGuh-roooossss
DeleteSquirt has been around for years. So has Scruff, Mr. X, Hornet and so many others. Grow up Tinder/Bumble users.
DeleteHow about STD 4 U. Warts and all.
DeleteShit the dude can't even get pals from west hollywood to hook him up? Unless he's into something more exotic...
ReplyDeleteThat's got to be the worst first date, you show up and find out you've been catfished by Harry Styles. Yes misspelling fingers, I agree that catfisted would work in this context too.
ReplyDeleteIs there a boy bander who's not bi or a gayer?
ReplyDeleteStyles is a fudge-packer????
ReplyDelete@Frankie Yeah, sure, sure, because being a "grownup" absolutely means casual one-off sex with strangers. Loser.
ReplyDelete@GG Where have you BEEN?
Hold on, Frankie... please explain why people that don't use casual sleazy hook-up apps need to 'grow up?' I think you need to take your own advise there, fella.
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ReplyDeleteIt doesn't take a genius to see at least one of the enthusiastic peddlers of this story is the good old British Daily Fail, who feels the need to again give everyone a rundown of Harry's past beards.
ReplyDeleteFor some reason they do this every now and then and now Harry has officially signed off the latest and is single, they have to fill the gap with some nonsense or other.
There's no way Harry needs to use an app to get tail. There are plenty of downlow people in the industry who would be happy to provide their services, paid or otherwise. He has the money to use top escort agencies if he needs to. It's a non story.
I doubt he's on Grindr either, too risky.