This former A list comic who finds his girlfriends from high school senior photos, has been making his girlfriend find other barely legal teens for him to hook up with while she watches.
Dane Cook, no woman will ever truly love you. You're just not special enough. So I guess go ahead and enjoy the bases of life, like the basic ape you were destined to be.
Many years ago, my ex (who was hosting an event) was taking Dane out on the town, while he was here for the show. He asked Dane’s manager if Dane would want to go to a strip club. Dane’s manager said, “Dane’s not into girls. Are there any discreet gay clubs?” So...needless to say, this whole thing lately with Dane & his barely legal gf baffles me. As does this blind. I guess he’s bi now?
Dane Cook
ReplyDeleteThis is the first one in my life that I actually figured out without having to read everyone's comments! Easy peasy.
ReplyDeleteTotally Dane Cook. This blows. I used to love his comedy. Now I just think he's gross.
ReplyDeleteDane Cook, no woman will ever truly love you. You're just not special enough. So I guess go ahead and enjoy the bases of life, like the basic ape you were destined to be.
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ReplyDeleteMany years ago, my ex (who was hosting an event) was taking Dane out on the town, while he was here for the show. He asked Dane’s manager if Dane would want to go to a strip club. Dane’s manager said, “Dane’s not into girls. Are there any discreet gay clubs?” So...needless to say, this whole thing lately with Dane & his barely legal gf baffles me. As does this blind. I guess he’s bi now?
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