Anne Heche (ha!) and Jon Cryer make my casting short list. Though actor should be in late 30s/early 40s, Elon is pretty young. How about Giovanni Ribisi? Almost... He's 43. He has that same weasel face.
Who is the actor that played the guy who went off into the wilderness in Alaska and staved to death? Him probably. Mads Mikkelsen if he were younger, too old now.
Amy Schumer. Two beady-eyed hamster-faces who each appear to be wearing the wrong gender. It might even create a vortex where they both disappear in a puff of brimstone.
+1 Snifter! Kevin Durand would be an excellent pick, great acting skills and similar appearance. Plus they both have the casual gaze where you can't tell if they're really smart or really crazy or both.
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ReplyDeleteHe won't get the job but Jeremy Piven looks close to Musk, is short and is an asshole, so he'd fit that way at least.a
ReplyDeleteIs Jabba the Hut available?
ReplyDeleteGene Wilder.
ReplyDeleteAnne Heche. It's time for a Celestia comeback.
ReplyDeleteHe'd have to put on some weight and they'd have to do wonders with the makeup/hair but for some reason I really want to say Matt Mconnaughey.
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ReplyDeleteKevin Hart. Because white guys suck, right?
ReplyDeleteI always thought he looked like John Barrowman, but I'm probably faceblind.
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ReplyDeleteI think Joaquin Phoenix already played Musk in I’m Still Here
ReplyDeleteKevin Durand or Samuel West.
ReplyDeleteKevin Durand is my pick as well.
DeleteAnne Heche (ha!) and Jon Cryer make my casting short list. Though actor should be in late 30s/early 40s, Elon is pretty young. How about Giovanni Ribisi? Almost... He's 43. He has that same weasel face.
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ReplyDeleteI think Jeff is right, Face of Bo for the win
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ReplyDeleteBarrowman does look similar.
ReplyDeleteCasey Affleck
ReplyDeleteSkeet Ulrich is my suggestion although Kevin Durand is a good suggestion too.
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ReplyDeleteThough I think Skeet Ulrich is not a bad suggest
Skeet Ulrich is a very attractive man and, when they were both younger, looked more like Johnny Depp than Elon Musk.
ReplyDeleteWho is the actor that played the guy who went off into the wilderness in Alaska and staved to death? Him probably.
ReplyDeleteMads Mikkelsen if he were younger, too old now.
"starved" typo
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ReplyDeleteAmy Schumer. Two beady-eyed hamster-faces who each appear to be wearing the wrong gender. It might even create a vortex where they both disappear in a puff of brimstone.
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ReplyDelete@Neal you are probably thinking of Emile Hirsch, i think he was metoo'd, though
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ReplyDeleteFool! Only Elon can play Elon.
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+1 Snifter! Kevin Durand would be an excellent pick, great acting skills and similar appearance. Plus they both have the casual gaze where you can't tell if they're really smart or really crazy or both.
@gauloise - thanks, that's him.
ReplyDeleteEddie Redmayne! LOLZ
ReplyDeleteI say Vince Vaughn even though he is tall.
ReplyDeleteCrispin Glover
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ReplyDeleteHas to be Nic Cage.
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ReplyDeleteSheldon from BBT. Gain some lbs. first.
ReplyDeleteJohnny Depp. He did Trump well with make up. I think he can do it.
ReplyDeleteKevin Durand.
ReplyDeleteDavid Walliams.
ReplyDeleteIn a couple of months Charlie Sheen
ReplyDeleteDon't care cause I wouldn't watch it.
ReplyDeleteChristian Bale
ReplyDeleteJust googled Skeet Ulrich (I'd heard his name before, but wasn't sure what he looked like). He reminds me of the Sprouse twins.
ReplyDeleteThe dude from stranger things the coke head
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ReplyDeleteMichael B. Jordan, if he's good enough to play Superman he's good enough to play another fictional Christ like figure.
ReplyDeleteChristian Bale
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ReplyDeleteNic Cage for the win.
ReplyDeleteMusk will play himself. He is too in love with his image and his ego won't allow these inferior actor/actress to spoil it.
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ReplyDeleteDamn, Chase and Lurky, I'm a day late but was going to say Idris Elba because, you know...
ReplyDeleteRami Malek
ReplyDeleteDean McDermott of course.
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