Monday, September 24, 2018

Blind Item #5

People are acting all surprised this probable flash in the pan A list rapper got drunk after an event overseas. The surprise would have been if she hadn't got wasted. The only positive is she couldn't find any coke that night.


18 comments:

  1. ayyyy it's cardi cardi ready to get gnarley

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  2. too wasted to be on this harley harley
    posting up hunting for that crack
    cuz this sh!t is wack
    tell Nikki better watch her back
    cuz it's Cardi Cardi gettin gnarley

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  3. ....on that note I should probably go have my coffee now

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  5. +1 Ophelia, laying the rhymes

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  6. Cardi B in Milan

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  7. hahaha thanks, I'm no lyricist but figured it can't be that difficult to mimic Cardi's inspired poetry

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  8. My guess is someone wanted to prove a point, that they could make any piece of trash into star. Rub it in someone's face, maybe Nicki's. Either way I can't wait for her next 2 minutes to be over

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  9. New mom gets wasted when away from home, hardly a shocker. As long as she's not breast feeding the kid any time soon, then meh.

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  10. New moms need booze more than anybody! :(

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  11. You should be nicer to 2019's hottest new CDAN snitch

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  12. Good Lord what do you think the Italians make of Cardi B?

    It's one thing to be an Afro-Latino American, it's another to roll up with as much attitude as she has.

    I'd be willing to guess she doesn't strut so big when she's out of her element.

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  13. How exactly is it positive for her if she could not get any coke? She needs better managers and staff! And MBB is now singing Cardi B songs! She is turning out to be junior Jlaw! Ditching school and other unimportant stuff!

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  14. I agree with Hunter, people were actually camped out to see Nicki, why was she even there? I have yet to see a reason, Atlantic is so desperate.

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  15. Atlantic Records, hosting Aretha Franklin and Ray Charles, and now Cardi B. How the mighty have fallen.

    I don't think the Italians were phased in the slightest by this Cardtrash, remember Asia Argento is their home girl.

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  16. After having loved coke back in the day, I now hate coke. It is a terrible, seductive drug. Plus I know two people who have died from heart-attacks from it.

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