You want to know how bad of a job you are doing as a beard? When no one on earth really even knows you are bearding for the foreign born permanent A+ list athlete in his own corner of the sports world no one watches much over here. No, not soccer.
There really is nothing worse than an untrained beard.
That's why Beards'R'Us requires a rigorous 6 week training course for all its professional beards. For the first three weeks beards are required to carry a log with them everywhere, ready to pose for hugs and kisses with the log at any time. Because if she doesn't know how to fake it, how is she going to help you fake it? Remember Beards'R'Us for all your bearding needs.
He "dated" all women known to be bearded by gay men. To think that he is straight is the same as to think that kendall likes men, that Jonathan cheban is straight and shawn Mendes fucks with women
Yes she is! Idk the TMZ article just said Nicki Minaj, Gigi hadid and Winnie Harlow were with Lewis Hamilton in Mykonos.. idk that doesn’t mean he’s fucking any of them honestly. It was some event for him
Nicki Minaj would probably do ANYTHING that got her more money or attention. She’s so desperate it’s awkward ... but you know she must go home every night and cry for being all alone and sucking
Just a heads up y’all.. if you’ve heard of any “straight” handsome celebrity men who are always pictured with different women but never actually in relationships ... there is like a 99.9 percent chance they’re gay ..
You want to know how bad a job this woman is at bearding? Even @Tricia 13 doesn't know who you are. Everyone knows this is Lewis Hamilton,everyone knows the event, but there are at least three legit guesses for the beard.
C'mon, how many Hollywood actresses are desperate for the publicity? You get to meet the p.r people of some of the biggest corporations in the world and live in luxury for a year or two. Easiest bearing gig ever.
Do you mean she's a bad beard if people don't know she's dating him because why would someone want everyone to know that they're a beard? The point is to convince people that the bearded party is straight, non?
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ReplyDeleteLewis Hamilton??
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ReplyDeleteCould be Nicki Minaj/Hamilton
ReplyDelete+1 Montana, MD, and Tricia. Nicki looks bewildered, like she's not used to being with a man who has absolutely no interest in her.
ReplyDeleteNicki is an idiot who needs to be exposed and gooooo away
ReplyDeleteSeriously 🙏
DeleteAccording to TMZ, Lewis Hamilton and Winnie Harlow are "together." Maybe her instead of that blowup doll?
ReplyDeleteNahhh Winnie Harlow is dating Wiz Khalifa
DeleteThere really is nothing worse than an untrained beard.
ReplyDeleteThat's why Beards'R'Us requires a rigorous 6 week training course for all its professional beards. For the first three weeks beards are required to carry a log with them everywhere, ready to pose for hugs and kisses with the log at any time. Because if she doesn't know how to fake it, how is she going to help you fake it? Remember Beards'R'Us for all your bearding needs.
He "dated" all women known to be bearded by gay men. To think that he is straight is the same as to think that kendall likes men, that Jonathan cheban is straight and shawn Mendes fucks with women
ReplyDeleteWasn't Winnie with Whiz Kalifa? I can't keep up anymore.
ReplyDeleteCan't wait for Nicki to be exposed as well. I'm tired of her Queen radio bullshit.
Yes she is! Idk the TMZ article just said Nicki Minaj, Gigi hadid and Winnie Harlow were with Lewis Hamilton in Mykonos.. idk that doesn’t mean he’s fucking any of them honestly. It was some event for him
DeleteThe TMZ article about all this is hilarious....
ReplyDeleteWhy do these women do this to themselves? Is the money really worth being lonely and unloved?
ReplyDeleteNicki Minaj would probably do ANYTHING that got her more money or attention. She’s so desperate it’s awkward ... but you know she must go home every night and cry for being all alone and sucking
Delete@orangesoda, Lots of lonely and unloved women with straight guys, plus poor.
ReplyDeleteDon't confuse bearding with regular women who are trapped in sham, often violent, loveless marriages by gay men, @OrangeSoda.
ReplyDeleteMost "beards" are gay themselves, or want to be single or have someone on the quiet.
Ya, cuz gay guys are so notoriously violent lol. Don't paint all men as animals just because non of them want to be with you.
DeleteWho did Nicki piss off?
ReplyDeleteThank you @Brayson87. I like how you don't overadvertise your services, so the message always seems fresh. Thumbs up.
ReplyDeleteJust a heads up y’all.. if you’ve heard of any “straight” handsome celebrity men who are always pictured with different women but never actually in relationships ... there is like a 99.9 percent chance they’re gay ..
ReplyDeleteDutch model Cheyenne Ciani/Lewis Hamilton
ReplyDeleteYou want to know how bad a job this woman is at bearding? Even @Tricia 13 doesn't know who you are. Everyone knows this is Lewis Hamilton,everyone knows the event, but there are at least three legit guesses for the beard.
ReplyDeleteC'mon, how many Hollywood actresses are desperate for the publicity? You get to meet the p.r people of some of the biggest corporations in the world and live in luxury for a year or two. Easiest bearing gig ever.
ReplyDeleteDo you mean she's a bad beard if people don't know she's dating him because why would someone want everyone to know that they're a beard? The point is to convince people that the bearded party is straight, non?
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