Dear ___________ (B+ list actor/singer/celebrity offspring of someone way higher on the list),
That young brunette you were sucking face with and making plans to see this week has already been telling her friends on Instagram about you and your plans. Pretty good chance your wife is going to find out.
Love & Bacon,
Enty
That young brunette you were sucking face with and making plans to see this week has already been telling her friends on Instagram about you and your plans. Pretty good chance your wife is going to find out.
Love & Bacon,
Enty
Evan Simpson
ReplyDeleteThat sucks because I actually have to admit that I watched their reality show one day I reaaaaly liked them together.... they appeared so in love and kinda adorable😊
ReplyDeleteEvan Ross??
ReplyDeleteI meant Evan Ross/Ashlee Simpson lol
ReplyDeleteEvan Simpson was on reality shit too
ReplyDeleteReally lol?!
ReplyDeleteYeah no game. Making plans for the weekend, was he going to take her miniature golfing with his wife or something?
ReplyDeleteI didn't know Diana Ross's son would even be at am event like this one. I don't think he does anything noteworthy.
ReplyDeleteI agree Tricia. He seems like an interesting person and probably has some great stories.
ReplyDeleteHe acts and he was okay in the movies he's in.. Please forgive but he acts like he's gay to me..
ReplyDeleteMy best friend is gay, so it's not like I don't like someone gay, I'm just posting my thoughts..
My friend will tell me off in a NY minute, "girl that outfit is not doing anything for you".
Wow makes me wish I knew more stereotypes ;)
ReplyDeleteGotta be Evan Ross with the nod to "Dear Evan Hansen".
ReplyDeleteTrapped you didn't need to do the stereotypical gay thing to get your point across....I actually know quite a few gay men that would hate that description but hey ho.
ReplyDeleteNice of you to tip him off 😁😁
ReplyDelete@Universal You'd be shocked. Evan Ross has worked a LOT, for well over a decade now.
ReplyDeleteGay men despise women, Amy.
ReplyDelete@Viking Song I think it's you they despise rather than women in general but they're hardly alone.
ReplyDeleteWhy is it stereotypical to say your best friend is gay?
ReplyDeleteWho made up that rule?