Thursday, September 27, 2018

Blind Item #14

Like father like daughter, this B- list celebrity offspring who only gets that high because she is an offspring of a pair of permanent A+ listers is back on coke again. She has already destroyed two noses and is on her third.


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  1. She's on her third chin too

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    1. Or Chloe Lattanzi/Olivia Newton john

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  3. Matt Latanzi is permanent A list? No disrespect, Tricia, but no. Not Chloe.

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    1. No he is isn’t... but her mother Olivia Newton John might be

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  4. Preparing to play Michael Jackson in an upcoming biopic, replacing that Fiennes dude.

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  5. Celebrity offspring has coke problem, reason we should care still unknown.

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  6. Jesus...she now looks like a Kardashian.

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  7. Lattanzi's nose looks like it has been through A LOT.

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  8. I have never done any drugs, so can one of you Hollywood Types answer a lingering question I have. How many Red Bulls would equal a shot of cocaine? Like 10-12, or is it different altogether?

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  9. @Shawn
    You know the RB commercial that RB gives you wings and the characters floating around with wings after one can of RB?
    If coke could be advertised they would have to show an Imperial destroyer tearing through space with at least ridiculous speed if not even going full plaid... ;)

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  10. @shawn fleming - It's altogether different. A ton of red bulls would be more like speed. Cocaine, allegedly, gives you a feeling of confidence and happiness. You can drink a ton of alcohol and only feel the good side of it, party all night, and not feel a dent in your energy levels. The hangover is a drag, allegedly. You either have to go back on it or nurse the f**k out of it, allegedly.

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  11. Thank you to the CDAN community

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  12. I realize it's probably a rhetorical question but I'm a notorious nerd so I wanted to add in that cocaine affects dopamine levels in the brain while red bull is caffeine and sugar, caffeine being a central nervous system stimulant primarily (it does effect dopamine levels but in lower concentrations so you'll get all twitchy and nervous instead then have seizures before you feel all happy).

    Also a cup of black coffee is almost twice as much caffeine as red bull.

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  13. I'm here for the nerd details, thank you Ophelia!

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  14. @Shawn, sounds like you're looking more for adderall type effect.

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  15. This is Ireland. The first line "like father, like daughter" gives it away. Alec had a coke problem.

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  16. Not really looking for an effect. I am just curious as I have 20 hours of DVR TV I never getting around to watching and an Amazon Wishlist I always intend to move into my cart. I just have not got the follow through. However, these people who are on their third nose, or pimping themselves out for a score have either found a really great hobby, or have the a sticktoitness that must be on a level I cannot even begin to comprehend.

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  17. Anonymous6:27 PM

    In other tabloid news today, Ashton Kucher (Kutcher? Kuchner? I forget) just gave Rumer WIllis full rights to a house worth nearly a million, somewhere out there in So Cal. Apparently, they bought the house together, long ago.
    Talk about your weird relationships-- buying a house with your sorta kinda stepdaughter-- who is the same age as you?

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  18. ireland is skinnier this week

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  19. Dakota Johnson immediately came to mind, but she’s prob high than B+.

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  20. I would advise people not to overdo the Red-Bull. The taurine can give you heart palpitations.

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  21. @Mercyprosperity- You are onto something there. I used to see Rumor and Ashton arrive alone together in SunValley VIP parking and go snowboarding together. I used to think-How nice. Stepdad is doing things with stepdaughter. But after reading this blog for awhile I may rethink that premise. Kutcher would always be sucking down cigs getting ready in the lot. Thought that was gross.

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  22. When you are given every advantage in life and yet....

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