Ahhh, young love. The kind of love where you say f**k it and get wasted on coke and booze and show the world how much you love each other. Interestingly enough, the companions (A- list foreign born actress/A- list singer) to this wasted couple (B+ list singer/B+ list foreign born actress) showed no such bodily fluid exchange (also didn't partake, but it wouldn't shock me if the actress helped herself) and barely seemed interested in anything other than their respective phones.
Joe Jonas/Sophie and?
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DeleteI’m assuming Joe and Sophie were the wastoids lol
DeleteI think Priyanka and Nick for the A listers and Joe and Sophie for the B listers? I think this is just another bearding blind about them.
ReplyDeleteThat blind was also not well written Enty, hard on the eyes.
ReplyDeleteThank you! I was thinking it was just me lol
DeleteAll the Jonas and their pieces were at the US Open the other night.
ReplyDeleteyep.
ReplyDeletesophie/joe the first couple getting waste on coke/booze
companions, closeted nick and ladder-climbing priyanka beard
at the US Open
I don't get why Sophie is with Joe if it's not a real relationship. she's young, her career is fresh and hot with GoT ending and she's in the Phoenix/X-Men movies.
ReplyDeleteI feel like he'll do more harm than good to her if it's just a PR stunt
If I had to guees which pic in the DM paired with which blind here, I would not have guessed “ the family fun day at the Open” for this one!
ReplyDeleteI got it! All four of them were at US Open, along with Priyankas mom(lolz)! And Joe and Sophie were photographed tongue kissing, hence the use of term bodily fluid exchange! Piyanka and Nick were not interested in exchanging any fluids!
ReplyDeleteImpossible to say. This BI could literally be about anyone out of a multitude of coked up boozy celebrities.
ReplyDeleteAnybody know what the reality show is titled ? It can't possibly be called "married to Jonas ".
ReplyDeleteJoe and Sophie at least look like they enjoy each other's company. Nick is planning his escape.
ReplyDeleteDoes Sophie ever let loose? She seems so serious all the time.
ReplyDeleteJoe Jonas and Sophie Turner looked wasted at the US Open for tennis and were kissing and doing funny exaggerated kissing for the cameras. Nick and Poopyanka were there on their phones. They still haven't kissed in public in any photos.
ReplyDeletemy fave thing is always how Enty portrays Joe as the coked up straight one and Nick as the poor closeted one. Just because Jophie is good at pretending they're into each other (sometimes, other times they too look straight up bored) doesn't mean it's real and to the person who said they don't know why Sophie is with Joe if its fake and she can further her career elsewhere, doesn't seem like she's interested in doing that. She cares more for the attention this relationship brings.
ReplyDeleteWell done andrea :)
ReplyDeleteSophie will be lucky if that last Fox XMen movie goes to basic cable.
ReplyDeleteThey were both reading cdan.
ReplyDeleteIf it’s Jophie and Nick/Priyanka this blond is referring to, then it would def seem like Jophie were the ‘wasted’ ones. But I’m confused about the way the blind is written, wouldn’t Joe and Sophie be the A listers, and Nick & Priyanka the B listers? The way it’s written makes it seemed switched. Right?
ReplyDeleteAlso, I’m definitely of the belief that Jophie is a real relationship. There’s no way Nick and Priyanka are anything more than a PR stunt.
They need the Coke to get over their lavender lifestyles.
ReplyDeleteok, I think enty is implying that Nick and Priyanka are the A list couple who DID NOT exchange any bodily fluids while accompanying B listers Sophie and Joe Jonas at the US Open. Sophie and Joe were all over each other and, according to enty, high out of their minds. Nick and Priyanka didn't exchange any bodily fluids because their is a less than authentic, "faux" relationship.
ReplyDeleteOk Joe was there three different times first time with just Sophie the tongue thing happened when he was with Kevin and Danielle the third time was with Nick and Priyanka now both relationship's are pr stunts and you don't have to be gay to be stuck in fake relationship 95% of celeb relationships are fake for several reasons not just because you're gay. In this day in age if they were gay they would say something cause it's no longer considered a bad thing in the world. So no I don't think any of them is gay just stuck in PR stunts. And ftr I hope Joe gets off drugs soon.
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