Blind Item #12

I think this east coast Housewife should be glad there is no drug testing. Maybe for her there is though, come to think of it. It wouldn't surprise me. Anyway, that was her with a crack pipe poking up out of her bag while walking down the street this week. See, this is what you get for buying a bag that might look nice, but isn't functional and doesn't have a zipper. Everyone knows your business.