Thursday, August 30, 2018

Your Turn

Have you been to a nude beach?

40 comments:

  1. Every morning I think about making pancakes, but then I waffle.

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  2. I have been to a topless-optional beach in Aruba.

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  3. No but once in a while there's a girl sunbathing topless at the beach and there is a nude beach very close by to where I live on state owned property.

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  4. What did the bra say to the hat?

    "You go on a head, I'll give these two a lift."

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  5. Why is the space between a woman's boobs and her hips called a waist?

    Because you could fit another pair of boobs there.

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  6. This morning I was beaten up by a big breasted woman in an elevator.

    I was staring at her boobs when she said, "Would you please press 1, please?"

    So I did.

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  7. I've seen them, in SF and Marin, from a distance. All dudes... no good. Also saw the one in Barcelona; much better. Haven't gone myself.

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  8. Why was the mermaid wearing sea shells?

    Her boobs were too big for B shells.

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  9. Yes I’m the States and abroad....funny thing is they are all the same,really.

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  10. We own our beach so yes

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  11. does a nude spa count? It had a pool

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  12. Once, a beach in Orange County that is no longer a nude beach. It was really no big deal, definitely more flab than abs on the beach.

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  13. Oh tsk, living in Europe we're all practically naked on the beach.

    Actually thinking of how our population is rapidly inflating to beachball proportions, thankfully this is not now true where I live. But back in the day, a tiny thong was enough to ensure just one neat tan line and no one really batted an eyelid.

    I'm a little more demure now. I keep my patsies and giant merkin on when collecting shells with Mr Meat.

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  14. There is one on the Palos Verdes Peninsula where I lived in LA, it attracted fairly creepy types even though its not easily acessible and has no parking (you have to hike a ways, and then go down a sizable cliff). Been there but no biggie.

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  15. Yep. Quite a few. The one in Barcelona was the best so far.
    I live in Ontario where going topless is allowed so I don't often wear tops at any beach. I'm not very prudish to begin with...

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  16. No, but I was on a public beach in the Cape when I was younger and there was a man sunbathing nude. My sisters and I just laughed until my mom saw and made us walk away.

    @Former CNN Anchor, I love the jokes you post.

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  17. I've seen a few. Generally not as much fun to look at as you might think.

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  18. I've been to a clothing optional hot springs and a place on a river where people skinny dip but I've never been to a nude beach.

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  19. Oh yes. It's the only way to beach. Not much of it in the US though.

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  20. I went quite a few times. The beach was inaccessible unless you either hiked quite a distance along the shoreline, sometimes trudging through the waves, or skittered down the side of a low cliff. This kept the oldies/out of shape out, as well as the police. I could never make it down there nowadays lol.

    There's something very freeing about stripping down to the buff and feeling the wind on your skin. It's only hard to take it off the first time; after that, it's no big deal as long as you feel like you're in a safe place.

    Surprisingly enough, it's more comfortable than wearing a suit on the sand because once your skin is dry, the sand falls off, whereas a wet suit attracts and holds sand against the skin. 10/10 experience, would nude again.

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  21. @Mrs Meat every time I see you post I want to ask you if your pussy has thawed out yet. 😜
    (sorry to those who won't get the reference)

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  22. No, I refuse to disappoint women until we are in a bedroom.

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  23. Topless beach, back in my prime. Got many looks.

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  24. yes, with my husband in Jamaica.

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  25. Yes! love them. Theres a Bare Buns Fun Run in the eastern Part of the state I've been to also.
    Love it

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  26. Yes. For a school assignment.

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  27. Anonymous3:18 PM

    Yes, L'Orient in St Martin. The truth about nude beaches: those who should be nude usually aren't and those who shouldn't usually are. Not always, but usually.

    You've seen it all when a large naked person is lying on a beach chair and the folds of fat sag down between the slats of the seat like bacon in the smokehouse.

    Was talking to a couple on the departing flight and hubby was depressed because a rastafarian had walked nude down the beach - hubby was feeling inadequate after seeing wife's reaction to mr rasta's ginormous member.

    fwiw, that rasta was notorious for picking up eurocougars on the beach and accompanying them back to their rooms for some hide the sausage fun.

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  28. Waiheke Island, North Island, New Zealand. 1987. :::big smile:::

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  29. As a retired RN I can honestly say I'll be happy if I never have to see another naked person again in my life! Seen way too many butts in colonoscopies, peckers inserting catheters, vaginas in pelvic exams, on and on... Muscular or flabby, big & little, one giant MEH to the Max!

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  30. Yes. Black’s Beach, San Diego.
    Also a few tops-optional beaches in Europe.
    If you don’t want to see the same people you see grocery shopping, but naked, don’t go.
    Otherwise, it’s OK.

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    1. @ Kno! Never been to Blacks Beach due to the climb! Hope you had a great time! I have been to topless beach in Nice France! Not as sexy with 80 grandma walking around without her top. LOL

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  31. The nude beach outside Barcelona is in the town of Sitches, something like that. It's a gay beach.

    There's an illegal nude beach/swimming area in my area. Only at night. Did it once.

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  32. Yep. North Baker Beach in SF.

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  33. Yeah, Orient Beach. I was clothed, just an immature gawker. There was a rasta-type guy (doing a sand castle thing?)with a most unusual looking member. Had to ask my partner what was wrong with that guy's peen - and that was the first time I had seen an uncircumcised penis. I was in my late 50's.

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  34. @Leanne, oh my poor Tiddles ;-)

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  35. I was training in Miami for a Month. Saw there was a park with a pier close by. Was walking along the beach and thought to myself, " Those are funny looking bathing suits." Then I realized everyone was naked. I thought this might not be so bad then I realized there were no Women not that there's anything wrong with that.

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  36. I love your posts Candy Crowley!

    I was on one accidentally while in Jamaica many, many years ago. We were walking along a really nice portion of beach, then there was another part that wasn`t so well-kept. I couldn`t figure out why people were there then I realized when one woman turned onto her back it was a nude beach. Bunch of lecherous old men were sitting at the edge with their legs pulled up and their hands over their balls. Felt like telling them if they`re going to be on a nude beach don`t hide your equipment, otherwise gtfo.

    I recently found out there is a nudist colony about a half-hour/45 minutes south of where I live. Must be hell in winter. ;)

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  37. Yes. Humans look much better clothed. All those overtanned hanging and dangling privates on very average bodies all out in the bright sunshine only makes you think the human body is weird looking.

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  38. Yes, in Tenerife and Greece. I went full nude in Tenerife but just topless in Greece. I was 20, in great shape and loved the freedom, however, I’m still glad that it was back in the days before smartphones! Cell phones were available but the pics were terrible quality unlike today!

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