"Marlon used to go cha-cha dancing with us. He could dance his ass off. He was the most charming motherfucker you ever met. He’d fuck anything. Anything! He’d fuck a mailbox. James Baldwin. Richard Pryor. Marvin Gaye."
Gee, I thought this was fan fiction, like Mulder and Scully. If it's the kneepads of the world celebrity bearding competition, nothing contemporary can ever top HiddleSwift.
The one that gave me the most chuckles was how insane people were for Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson It was crazy. They had no chemistry, but people believed it hook line and sinker.
@DDonna Tarttty -- were we separated at birth? I was thinking Mulder/Scully (fanfic), but then you had to go and mention Hiddles and what's her twat...
I wrote my fair share of Mulder/Scully Romance back in the day; and I'm not embarrassed to say I currently write Hiddlefic.
Leo and whatever model he's pimping out to his friends
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ReplyDelete+1 Unknown, you win the internet today! :)
ReplyDeleteI'm just trying to figure out who the worst male train-wreck is so I can match him up with Angelina Jolie. :)
ReplyDelete"Marlon used to go cha-cha dancing with us. He could dance his ass off. He was the most charming motherfucker you ever met. He’d fuck anything. Anything! He’d fuck a mailbox. James Baldwin. Richard Pryor. Marvin Gaye."
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OMG fer realz man. 😨
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ReplyDeleteGee, I thought this was fan fiction, like Mulder and Scully. If it's the kneepads of the world celebrity bearding competition, nothing contemporary can ever top HiddleSwift.
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Kaylor 4-Ever💕💕💕💕
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DeleteSo emotionally-whumpy. Awe.
The one that gave me the most chuckles was how insane people were for Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson It was crazy. They had no chemistry, but people believed it hook line and sinker.
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ReplyDeleteMendes and Mayer! Like the Mailbox and Brando too!
ReplyDeleteDan and Phil - YouTube
ReplyDeleteDerek and Stiles- Teen Wolf
Dean and Castiel - Supernatural
Who reads fan fiction? Not me!
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I see you through my Third Eye... Low-key writing fanfic. 👁
DeleteJust kidding. I don’t have my Third Eye open, I’m just messing with you. 💛
@DDonna Tarttty -- were we separated at birth? I was thinking Mulder/Scully (fanfic), but then you had to go and mention Hiddles and what's her twat...
ReplyDeleteI wrote my fair share of Mulder/Scully Romance back in the day; and I'm not embarrassed to say I currently write Hiddlefic.
Beecher (Lee Tergesen) and Keller (Chris Meloni), hands down. I never heard of fan fiction until somebody introduced me to B/K. Spicy!
ReplyDeleteDaryl & Carol (before Daryl got so gross, lol) from WD
ReplyDelete+1 @OB Toby and Chris were so intense,The end of OZ broke my heart.
ReplyDeleteI'm forever on that Kaylor train too...
ReplyDeleteAnybody who answers this question seriously has just lost all my respect.
ReplyDeleteYou mean between two real-life people and not fictional characters, Enty?
ReplyDeleteNo. 🙎🏻♀️
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hiddleston and taylor
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Jennifer Lawrence and Hank the Drunk Angry Midget (R.I.P.😢)
But Senseeeeeiiiiiiii 👰🏻
DeleteEnty-san and futon-chan.
ReplyDeleteI ship it. 💕
LARRY STYLINSON
ReplyDeleteAnything to do with the High Chaparral.
ReplyDeleteLorelei and Luke and Richard and Emily both from Gilmore girls lol
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ReplyDeleteI enjoy reading this site but it is killing my computer with all the garbage ads. My anti-virus goes into overdrive so I will have to stop.
Peace - Out
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My Immortal, a Harry Potter fan fic. So awful it's amazing.
ReplyDeleteJamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson. They aren’t together, but their chemistry is off the charts when they are around each other!!
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