July 25, 2018
If this B+ list celebrity/reality star/performer was wondering if things would get any better in her relationship with the A lister, she should probably know that he is hooking up with someone while traveling right now.
Nikki Bella/John Cena (and two days later, she announced a permanent split. Guess she reads the blinds.)
If this B+ list celebrity/reality star/performer was wondering if things would get any better in her relationship with the A lister, she should probably know that he is hooking up with someone while traveling right now.
Nikki Bella/John Cena (and two days later, she announced a permanent split. Guess she reads the blinds.)
There was no way he was staying with her--his movie career is starting to ramp up and he's hoping to level up.
ReplyDeleteThoughts on who he’ll next be linked with?
ReplyDeleteCena gets around. Isn't this why he split with his wife? He's a known philanderer. It's probably why he does so many Make A Wish events. Trying to balance his Karma.
ReplyDelete*Wakes up from a bender with three naked women in his bed and lines of coke still on the dresser*
ReplyDelete"Looks like this is gonna have to be a Wish-filled week..."
I need a new nom-de-cDan because this whole Dan Harmon pedo thing is more than disconcerting. Any suggestions will be appreciated.
ReplyDeletePrickle Ick
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ReplyDeleteFedora the Explorer
See My Pokeballs
Mexican Action Figure
Notorious P.I.V.
Waste the Rainbow
Thot Crimes
+1 Thot Crimes, that's freakin' brilliant.
DeleteI was so happy she came to her senses!
ReplyDeleteWay too good for Cena!
Cheating with a woman??? Maybe...his comic delivery sux.
ReplyDeleteHe's a bad actor so that career won't go far. He's lucky to have been in CList Cock Blockers. It wasn't very funny. Also he's getting old, so he won't be getting as many skanks.
ReplyDeleteIn wrestling terms, this is a "work".
ReplyDeleteI've no doubt Cena is off banging someone else whilst he's filming, as he is on hiatus from WWE just now, but the second the premier for the next season of their interminable reality show comes around they'll announce they are reunited.
Thot Crimes it is.
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