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This B+ list celebrity offspring who is not even close to the most famous in her family has no idea her a-hole boyfriend has sex with every groupie who gives him the time of day. He also never asks how old anyone is so, yes, he has hooked up with girls who are barely old enough to be in high school.
Noah Cyrus?
ReplyDeleteNoah Cyrus??
ReplyDeleteor Sofia Richie?
ReplyDeleteYeah sounds like noah cyrus and lil xan. He's gross and his "music" sucks ass
ReplyDeletelil xan has groupies? and I like noah's music so why doesn't it say B list singer?
ReplyDeleteNice to see that girls are pursuing jizz rag careers at a young age. One of the hardest things for a young person to do is find their calling in life.
ReplyDeleteCount she has a role model in her sister..
ReplyDeleteSandy, i was talking about the "barely old enough for high school" jizz rags in training.
DeleteBut with such positive female role models and an empowerment culture nowadays, however could this ever happen with her or the groupies? ;)
ReplyDeleteGuess she'll have to get the dumb b!tch STI education at the doctor's office, hopefully lil douche only gave her something curable.
@Ophelia Women beaters like Chris brown and XXX and people like R.Kelly have groupies. straight up criminals. So why not him lol
ReplyDeleteIf her sister is the role model, I think she took the wrecking ball metaphor the wrong way.
ReplyDeleteConsidering some of the stories i've heard about groupies in the 70's or those that hung around the hair metal bands in LA in the 80's, this is quite mild behaviour. Artist's actually care about the A.O.C. these days to avoid possible lawsuits. We are not talking bill wyman here are we?
ReplyDelete@jimbonius LOL
ReplyDelete@Thonker I would say because at least those low-lives have higher name recognition, personally I didn't know who lil xan was until he showed up at the VMA's with Noah.
But damn all these girls need a lil self respect
Hollywood kids are pretty much worse than useless across the board.
ReplyDeleteDamn time flies, Noah's legal now! 😮
ReplyDeleteInstead of blaming the children he's raping or the girlfriend who doesn't know, why not focus on the fact this drugged up man is (allegedly) fucking children?
ReplyDelete+1 Cree. He looks like a walking overdose already so karma might be on the way
ReplyDeleteI thought Xan was a lesbian! Sorry 😶
ReplyDeleteThat is one fugly dude. Am I the only one that thinks he looks like her brother?
ReplyDeletelow key - I could not tell them apart until I looked closer at some pics.
ReplyDeleteI have this theory thought that the majority of people who want fame are narcissists so they look for partners that look like themselves to serve their self obsession.
Selena with blonde hair looked just like Biebs
T Swift's "bf" looks like her brother (if her and KK were a thing then they could be twins)
I even think JT and Biel look like they could be related.
I'm sure there's more that my tired brain can't remember lol
This could be anyone from a celebrity family who's dating a creep. You'd probably need five miles of paper to print out all the guesses.
ReplyDeleteWhy isn't this Ashley Simpson? Because Evan doesn't have groupies? Wasn't he in some vampire shit or other?
ReplyDeleteIs it narcissism though or just genetics? No argument on the fame/narcissism front, but isn't it (subconsciously) easier to attract to someone who reminds you of brother, father, sister, mother?
ReplyDelete@SDAunty : lol
ReplyDeletehere's hoping the butchest, most diesel of Flannel Americans becomes obsessed and infatuated with Lil Xanadu
Lol @Ophelia - yes we need a young female rapper named Lil Respek
ReplyDeleteSo wrong yet so right.
OMG!! I thought that WAS Noah's brother!! Ewwwwww
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