Our favorite foreign born still one hit wonder thought she was the number one option for this very rich executive/yacht owner. Nope. She was pushed aside for several younger women who were from South America. Our singer was forced to leave with most of the day crew and one other woman who didn't make the cut.
Iggy A
ReplyDeleteIn Miami
DeleteOuch!!!
NAFTA
ReplyDeleteWhy not have her as a present for the crew?
ReplyDeleteOh, somebody wanted real salsa instead of the TraderJoe's kind. How embarrassing.
ReplyDeletelol ^^^^^^
ReplyDelete....and then you woke up :-p
ReplyDeleteMan, not cutting it even as a whore must be depressing! Maybe she set her sights too high? Yachting is for the hottest chicks.
ReplyDeleteAnd his sheets were all sticky
ReplyDeleteI heard it wasn't even a yacht... it was just some dude on a jetski left her ass back at the dock
ReplyDeleteIt even.... heard it was a paddle boat.
Delete*not even
DeleteRow boat Iggy
ReplyDeleteHow desperate do you have to be to let some dirty Arab (sorry to be offensive) touch you, sleep with you? Is money really more important then your dignity? I imagine the things they have to endure aren't straightforward either.
ReplyDeleteThe things they endure aren't straightforward ---- that's a nice way to put it, @Amy.
ReplyDeleteOkay but how funny is her wrinkly twerking butt on the DM right now 😂
ReplyDelete@Amy - Search Sofia Vergara Rashee. You will see her with two different Saudi men who used to her big money for her exclusive services. Lots of women in LA do this as these guys have to big cash on hand. She bought the rights to old pics of her getting off private jets in the ME. She used to visit that area when she first moved to LA.
ReplyDeleteThe South American girls you see doing pay 4 play in Miami tend to be lower class types. I would love to see some White-Brazilian girls from the far south of the country, or a classic blonde Argentinian hustling at the Mandarin Oriental or at the Hotel Epic, but alas I have never seen one. Elizabeth Loaiza popped up on tag the sponsor and she is in Miami quite often.
ReplyDeleteThe guy these women work through would be David Grutman. His boat says Groot and is where you find hoes like Hailey Baldwin plying her trade.
Maybe the guy didn't find her attractive but I'm guessing some of the fun is rejecting these quasi-celebrities and knocking them down a peg or two.
ReplyDelete@DooDooBrown
ReplyDeleteAnd hearing them plead for you to defecate on their faces?