Saturday, August 18, 2018

Blind Item #5 - Reader Blind Item

These two actors (one deceased, one living but very old) were paired together in two different TV shows in two different decades.  They were very good friends and one of their favorite pastimes was picking up girls.  Their approach went something like this – The still living actor, who is known for his ability with accents and voices, would approach a group of ladies in a nightclub and take on the role of a ringmaster at a circus, often slipping into a German accent.  He would introduce the deceased actor ,rumored to be among the most well-endowed in Hollywood, who would unzip his pants and lay his manhood on the table.  This approach often worked and the two actors had sex with many ladies this way.

52 comments:

  1. Well I don’t have a clue since this seems like Old Hollywood but I searched celebrities with the biggest packages and was not disappointed

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  2. Nick Jonas and Priyanka Chopra got engaged!

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  3. Dick van dyke for the living actor who does accents?

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  4. Bob Hope & Milton Beryle!

    Rumor is Milton was well endowed!

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    1. +1 I read old stories about him. Was also thinking Errol Flynn, but all his old friends are dead now.

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    2. Not a rumor and both dead.

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  5. David Howes, they are both dead. One is still living....

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  6. Both Miltie and Bob are passed on, though.

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  7. Thought of Don knotts and Andy Griffith but both are dead. I know nothing of their package status.

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  8. Could Hal Holbrook be the living actor ? Mark Twain, etc

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  9. Milton Berle, Shecky Greene

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  10. Larry Storch is still alive (95 years old). Well known for doing voices. Had TV hits with The Phil Silvers Show in the 50s and Car 54, Where are You in the early 60s, as well as F-Troop. Can't figure out the friend with the large member who's dead, though.

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  11. Well if it's storch the other guy is Forrest Tucker

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  12. Larry Storch (accents) and Forrest Tucker (so the legend goes)

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  13. ahhh Mischief Girl ftw

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  14. Thought of Don knotts and Andy Griffith but both are dead. I know nothing of their package status.

    I would be truly appalled at our unjust God if Don Knotts (!) had a huge peen. APPALLED!!!

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    1. Most facially challenged men have big ones. Milton, Roddy McDowell, Fernando Llamas.canr have everything. Lights out close the eyes😑

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    2. Omg you may be right about that !
      That and big schnozzes-dead givaway

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  15. Gary Cooper was huge!

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  16. @c dan run: even a blind pig finds an acorn every once in awhile...or at least a half of one!

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  18. Added guess,Bob Newhart and Tom Poston? 2 bit shows together,Newhart still alive, sometimes does voices.

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  19. Tim Conway (alive) starred with Joe Flynn twice,

    McHales Navy in the 60s
    The Tim Conway Show in the 70s

    He did a bunch of silly accents in the Carol Burnett Show


    I cant find what he starred with with Korman outside of C. Burnett

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  20. Apparently,Forestt Tucker was famous for this.

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  21. Totally waiting for plot or Angela the man to write one of these and then tell us "see Ur all idiots, these are all lies blahblahblah"

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  22. I was going to guess Bob Newhart and Tom Poston so +1 to guesser

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    1. Bob newhart is the gifted one or Tom is? I'm having a hard time imagining this😳

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    2. Only if Tom was pulln it out 4 a guy. My Mum was in a Lavender entertainment industry marriage in the 60s. Mum & her DL hubby socialized with him. I could write a blind...or 2...or 3...

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    3. Please do !!!!

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  23. At least they “put it all on the table”. No #metoo here.

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  24. Tucker and Storch. Had to check, but they did star in another series together after F Troop called Ghostbusters. Tucker was supposedly very well endowed and not shy about showing it (says he even putted a ball on a golf course with it on a bet). Storch for the voicework.

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  25. Because putting your flaccid dick on a table is SUCH a turn on.

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  26. Maybe he was standing up, next to a coffee table.

    It's quite a picture - Storch doing his schtick, and Tucker doing his schdick.

    Wonder if Tucker and Berle ever had a showdown?

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    1. Not sure about that, but Tucker supposedly admitted he lost a size contest to George Raft, who went beyond the ruler or something like that.

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    2. Anonymous1:56 PM

      According to legend, Tucker and Berle were st a party arguing whose was bigger. They decided to go upstairs and settle it once and for all in private. As they were heading up the stairs, Berle's agent supposedly said, "Hey, Milton - only take out enough to win."

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  27. In a nightclub setting, I actually think this would be quite funny.

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  28. Robert Conrad and Ross Martin

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  29. Alan Alad and McLean Stevenson Mash & That Was The Week That Was

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  30. SD it would have to be Poston kind of tall, not too wide of body.

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  31. Ewww get your dick off the table, big or not!! 🙅🏼‍♀️

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  32. Y'all act like you never seen or had one relax...they are mortal instruments too ..

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  33. Why are you making me even imagine this? Between Errol Flynn and Clark Gable - OK. But Larry Storch and Milton Berle? C'mon !

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  34. Lol, if this happened today there would be 'outrage' and they'd be blacklisted. Personally I'd find it hilarious but that's just me.

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  35. Abe Vigoda and someone else from The Godfather.

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  36. Anonymous7:34 PM

    definitely Bob Newhart and Tom Poston.


    Newhart is known for having a dirty sense of humor, off stage. The opposite of his button down stage persona.

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  37. @mercyprosperity,I imagine it in the Newhart characters,with Don Rickles doing commentary.

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  38. Yeah, but Abe Vigoda famously put the LONG in schlong!
    Go FISH!

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  39. Bob Newhart is definitely not known for doing accents and voices. He's known for doing the same exact voice, with the stammer, in pretty much everything he does.

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  40. After reading this thread I googled a list of Hollywood's biggest. A long list it appears lol. The biggest surprise.. Durwood Kirby. Who the hell besides me remembers Durwood Kirby? Almost fell off my chair.

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  41. "The still living actor, who is known for his ability with accents and voices, would approach a group of ladies in a nightclub and take on the role of a ringmaster at a circus, often slipping into a German accent. He would introduce the deceased actor"

    - Weekend at Bernies?

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  42. "rosie riveter said...
    Totally waiting for plot or Angela the man to write one of these and then tell us "see Ur all idiots, these are all lies blahblahblah"


    the plot socks prefer to poo-poo only on the pedo threads. So if the BI girls were children, they'd be all in this shit deflectin' and misdirectin'.

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