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These two actors (one deceased, one living but very old) were paired together in two different TV shows in two different decades. They were very good friends and one of their favorite pastimes was picking up girls. Their approach went something like this – The still living actor, who is known for his ability with accents and voices, would approach a group of ladies in a nightclub and take on the role of a ringmaster at a circus, often slipping into a German accent. He would introduce the deceased actor ,rumored to be among the most well-endowed in Hollywood, who would unzip his pants and lay his manhood on the table. This approach often worked and the two actors had sex with many ladies this way.
Well I don’t have a clue since this seems like Old Hollywood but I searched celebrities with the biggest packages and was not disappointed
ReplyDeleteNick Jonas and Priyanka Chopra got engaged!
ReplyDeleteDick van dyke for the living actor who does accents?
ReplyDeleteBob Hope & Milton Beryle!
ReplyDeleteRumor is Milton was well endowed!
+1 I read old stories about him. Was also thinking Errol Flynn, but all his old friends are dead now.
DeleteNot a rumor and both dead.
DeleteDavid Howes, they are both dead. One is still living....
ReplyDeleteBoth Miltie and Bob are passed on, though.
ReplyDeleteThought of Don knotts and Andy Griffith but both are dead. I know nothing of their package status.
ReplyDeleteCould Hal Holbrook be the living actor ? Mark Twain, etc
ReplyDeleteMilton Berle, Shecky Greene
ReplyDeleteLarry Storch is still alive (95 years old). Well known for doing voices. Had TV hits with The Phil Silvers Show in the 50s and Car 54, Where are You in the early 60s, as well as F-Troop. Can't figure out the friend with the large member who's dead, though.
ReplyDeleteWell if it's storch the other guy is Forrest Tucker
ReplyDeleteLarry Storch (accents) and Forrest Tucker (so the legend goes)
ReplyDeleteahhh Mischief Girl ftw
ReplyDeleteThought of Don knotts and Andy Griffith but both are dead. I know nothing of their package status.
ReplyDeleteI would be truly appalled at our unjust God if Don Knotts (!) had a huge peen. APPALLED!!!
Most facially challenged men have big ones. Milton, Roddy McDowell, Fernando Llamas.canr have everything. Lights out close the eyes😑
DeleteOmg you may be right about that !
DeleteThat and big schnozzes-dead givaway
Gary Cooper was huge!
ReplyDelete@c dan run: even a blind pig finds an acorn every once in awhile...or at least a half of one!
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ReplyDeleteAdded guess,Bob Newhart and Tom Poston? 2 bit shows together,Newhart still alive, sometimes does voices.
ReplyDeleteTim Conway (alive) starred with Joe Flynn twice,
ReplyDeleteMcHales Navy in the 60s
The Tim Conway Show in the 70s
He did a bunch of silly accents in the Carol Burnett Show
I cant find what he starred with with Korman outside of C. Burnett
Apparently,Forestt Tucker was famous for this.
ReplyDeleteTotally waiting for plot or Angela the man to write one of these and then tell us "see Ur all idiots, these are all lies blahblahblah"
ReplyDeleteI was going to guess Bob Newhart and Tom Poston so +1 to guesser
ReplyDeleteBob newhart is the gifted one or Tom is? I'm having a hard time imagining this😳
DeleteOnly if Tom was pulln it out 4 a guy. My Mum was in a Lavender entertainment industry marriage in the 60s. Mum & her DL hubby socialized with him. I could write a blind...or 2...or 3...
DeletePlease do !!!!
DeleteAt least they “put it all on the table”. No #metoo here.
ReplyDeleteTucker and Storch. Had to check, but they did star in another series together after F Troop called Ghostbusters. Tucker was supposedly very well endowed and not shy about showing it (says he even putted a ball on a golf course with it on a bet). Storch for the voicework.
ReplyDeleteBecause putting your flaccid dick on a table is SUCH a turn on.
ReplyDeleteMaybe he was standing up, next to a coffee table.
ReplyDeleteIt's quite a picture - Storch doing his schtick, and Tucker doing his schdick.
Wonder if Tucker and Berle ever had a showdown?
Not sure about that, but Tucker supposedly admitted he lost a size contest to George Raft, who went beyond the ruler or something like that.
DeleteAccording to legend, Tucker and Berle were st a party arguing whose was bigger. They decided to go upstairs and settle it once and for all in private. As they were heading up the stairs, Berle's agent supposedly said, "Hey, Milton - only take out enough to win."
DeleteIn a nightclub setting, I actually think this would be quite funny.
ReplyDeleteRobert Conrad and Ross Martin
ReplyDeleteAlan Alad and McLean Stevenson Mash & That Was The Week That Was
ReplyDeleteSD it would have to be Poston kind of tall, not too wide of body.
ReplyDeleteEwww get your dick off the table, big or not!! 🙅🏼♀️
ReplyDeleteY'all act like you never seen or had one relax...they are mortal instruments too ..
ReplyDeleteWhy are you making me even imagine this? Between Errol Flynn and Clark Gable - OK. But Larry Storch and Milton Berle? C'mon !
ReplyDeleteLol, if this happened today there would be 'outrage' and they'd be blacklisted. Personally I'd find it hilarious but that's just me.
ReplyDeletegauloise: Hilarious!
ReplyDeleteAbe Vigoda and someone else from The Godfather.
ReplyDeletedefinitely Bob Newhart and Tom Poston.
ReplyDeleteNewhart is known for having a dirty sense of humor, off stage. The opposite of his button down stage persona.
@mercyprosperity,I imagine it in the Newhart characters,with Don Rickles doing commentary.
ReplyDeleteYeah, but Abe Vigoda famously put the LONG in schlong!
ReplyDeleteGo FISH!
Bob Newhart is definitely not known for doing accents and voices. He's known for doing the same exact voice, with the stammer, in pretty much everything he does.
ReplyDeleteAfter reading this thread I googled a list of Hollywood's biggest. A long list it appears lol. The biggest surprise.. Durwood Kirby. Who the hell besides me remembers Durwood Kirby? Almost fell off my chair.
ReplyDelete"The still living actor, who is known for his ability with accents and voices, would approach a group of ladies in a nightclub and take on the role of a ringmaster at a circus, often slipping into a German accent. He would introduce the deceased actor"
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"rosie riveter said...
ReplyDeleteTotally waiting for plot or Angela the man to write one of these and then tell us "see Ur all idiots, these are all lies blahblahblah"
the plot socks prefer to poo-poo only on the pedo threads. So if the BI girls were children, they'd be all in this shit deflectin' and misdirectin'.