This recently engaged foreign born A-/B+ list mostly television actress was not even in the discussions/conversations/thought process of landing a role in a movie starring this A+ list mostly movie actor, let alone starring opposite him. Enter one engagement and a string of tabloid articles and the next thing you know, she lands the job. It is why she forced that engagement and not just a string of meaningless dates to be photographed by paps. She would go full on marriage if she thought it would get her a superhero franchise. I'm not sure what is in it for her significant other that will change his narrative.
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DeletePriyanka Chopra ??
ReplyDeleteActress Priyanka Chopra’s Hollywood kitty is on an expansion spree. She will play the love interest of Chris Pratt in Cowboy Ninja Viking.
ReplyDeleteThe role in Universal’s big-budget tentpole was one of the most highly coveted, and Priyanka beat out a slew of talent after a chemistry test with Pratt went extremely well, reports variety.com.
Chemistry test. Couching got an upgrade.
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ReplyDeleteSo, are you available for "dates" Priyanka or is that only available in India?
ReplyDeleteI'd really kill for the opportunity to experience the "Nick Jonas Cuckolding VIP Package."
Hell #TEAMGEELJIRE might even pool resources to get me the sham wedding night itself!
is it called dhowing over there?
Can you imagine how much ass Nick Jonas is going to get in India?
ReplyDeleteHE'S GOING TO BE HAPPIER THAN GEORGE CLOONEY ON A SARDINIAN SCOOTER IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
More non-movie stars that a deranged, corrupt Hollywood attempts to shove down our throat. The level of talent and appeal from Tinsel Town is appalling, every decisions is made for the shallowest reasons.
ReplyDeleteThis woman has, for some reason, been invited to shape the "narrative," though I'm sure we can all suss out the reason. This role is a reward.
The movie will fail. She has zero charisma and Pratt has already worn out his welcome, showing extremely limited range and becoming tiresome within that limited range. They are not "stars." They are props.
Because you can't run this project with Mindy Kaling for myriad reasons
DeleteI agree@DDonna
Delete@Geelgire lol
Yes. Chris Pratt isn't a good actor, and he's not very intriguing. The title sounds so stupid.
DeleteIt's from a very good and highly successful comic franchise. Do some research before making ignorant comment
DeleteI agree with DDonna. Anyway, I hope this film flops.
ReplyDeletePOOPyanka. The movie with Chris Pratt sounds utterly retarded from the title. I hope it bombs. Nick is a moron to go along with this dumb shit. It hasn't helped his music career. His last single still didn't chart. He should try for another supporting role like Jumanji or get on tv fast as a guest. But that would be logical, and his managers are morons. I'm sick of her foreign ghetto pussy thinking she can become more famous and rich than our Americans. I know it's nationalist, but I'm tired of 99% of US citizens being por and instead of giving jobs, even acting, to Americans, they're given to gutter trash from other countries who will never be citizens and won't pay proper taxes. Fuck them!
ReplyDeleteI misspelled poor. Autotext is an annoying bitch.
DeleteBecause you can go back home and dhow "your cousin" billionaire playboy Sandeep Mukharjee in Hyderabad for 10 billion rupees and Americans have no idea what that sentence means by and large
ReplyDeleteI see what you did there! 😉
DeleteEh, Pri*yawn*ka isn't much better of an actress herself. She's sub-par/mediocre, like most actors/actresses in Hollyweird today. I liked Pratt in Parks & Rec and in GOTG, but he is quite one dimensional in his acting skills.
ReplyDeletePriyanka Chopra. I want to know who negotiated that relationship contract. Because her people did wonders for her while Nick's failed him.
ReplyDeleteAnd how long is this going to go on because she doesn't have a ring. She was photographed this weekend without one on her hand. And she going to have to show her face or hand again at some point.
It sounds like she is the only one benefiting from this relationship.
ReplyDeleteIt seems that way since she's getting movie roles in big budget films. But these movies have yet to make money, so if they flop I don't know what success this pr relationship will have for her in the long run. He's just along for the ride because I can't see anything he getting out of it.
DeleteChris Pratt is the only actor in Hollywood who can carry a movie just on his name. Even if this movie is terrible it won't matter, Jurassic Word 2 was an awful. movie but still grossed over a billion. This is a good get for this particular coked up whore, I for one congratulate her and wish her well. If Chris allows her to suck his dick while filming then she can count on another list upgrade.
ReplyDeleteShe can leave sad beta Nick for manly man never had a dick in his mouth no sir Chris and star in idk...some vaguely insulting Hindu Marvel movie that everyone will overlook due to tokenism
DeleteWorked for black panther
Antone else see a cowboys vs aliens disaster in the making?
ReplyDeletePriyanka overacts and Chris Pratt can't act.
ReplyDeleteYup, this movie is going to be a disaster.
Should have stuck to having affairs with married costars in Bollywood.
P.s: She is already outta Srk and Aamir Khan's camp, now she is outta Salman's too. Seems like her Bollywood days are quite numbered.
But haven't you ever been the least bit curious about taking a dump on her chest, or a glass plate resting above her chest?
DeleteNo?
Well uh me neither
I am endlessly disturbed that there are people who find pooping arousing.
ReplyDeleteTotally agree. Although not nearly as disturbing as being attracted to children.
DeleteUgh
I'll never be the same after this last few months here
The woman is INSUFFERABLE.
ReplyDeleteI was kinda shocked because Zoe Kravitz and Eiza Gonzalez were pictured entering a building to go audition.
ReplyDeleteProjects that have been in turnaround for years like this often bomb when they finally come out. the idea sounds like a potential hit but no one has any idea how to turn it into a workable film. Sometimes, comic book characters should stay on the page. Also, given the plot, Twitter will be up in arms if it isn't handled carefully. It makes sense that Pratt would be the one to make it go into production finally.
ReplyDeleteShe is not an attractive woman.
ReplyDelete", they're given to gutter trash from other countries who will never be citizens and won't pay proper taxes."
ReplyDeleteForeigners pay US taxes if they earn money here. Not the Russian Kleptocrats, naturally, since the GOP covers for them. But everyone else does, vegetable picker to actress.
Hmmm I don't remember GOP being the primary driving party of Uranium One, some party affiliated with the Clinton Foundation was
DeletePlotta might have Alzheimers
Priyanka Chopra. Her team was definitely behind the forced engagement. People Mag and Enews released the articles in the middle of the night in the US while it was working hours in India. His people were asleep and had no way of stopping it. People Mag also said he shut down a Tiffany & co in New York City while Enews said he shut one down in London. They contradict each other which usually means it didn’t happen. More and more stories and sources keep coming out when neither of them have actually said anything.
ReplyDeleteThis came out two days after his friend Demi's overdose. The girl was and still is in the hospital. So his people definitely would have stopped it. Which is why her people put it out in the middle of the night. She was desperate for that headline.
Deletemaybe she's a raging narcissist as well and couldn't stand that Nick's support for Demi would overshadow her "relationship" with him. Whatever her reasoning it was shady af
ReplyDelete@Ophelia She tweeted about Demi and none of the US tabloids every mentioned her tweet. And most of Demi's fans that had been trashing him were apologizing to him. He was getting all the attention and she was getting nothing. It was definitely overshadowing her "relationship".
ReplyDeleteI thought the announcement of her landing that role in Cowboy Ninja Viking was suspect as hell just like everything else she's got going on.
ReplyDeleteYet to be seen but I think Pratt is going to discover his support of Gunn may have hurt his brand a tad bit.
ReplyDelete"You can't fool all the people all the time."
-Elon Musk
Pratt did more than support Gunn's reinstatement; he pedo-bantered with him, indicating he knew about the tweets' content at the time and had no problem. Heeeeeeeey those were just jokes gone wrong, anyone can change.
ReplyDeleteDid you read what the movie is about? I like to have a good time at the movies, and occasionally turn my brain off for some mindless fun...but a steady diet of this shit from Hollywood? And don't give me that TV and indies supply the rest. Hollywood used to deliver commercial, mainstream movies that could appeal across the board (just look at the 1970s...before Spielberg and Lucas fucked everything up). Now? Fucking superheroes and ninjas and fucking CGI-fests. Enough!
ReplyDeleteWho cares if the comic book is "good" and "successful," little Timmy. That's the point--a lot of adults are sick of the preponderance of this kind of juvenile, adolescent crap at the movie theaters. It's played. And fuck you calling my comment ignorant, little boy.
ReplyDeleteI wish studios would stop casting based on PR leverage. Why does she insist on not auditioning?
ReplyDeleteLoL....you just gave yourself away as an immigrant too. American born citizens refer to the ‘America for Americans’ policy as patriotism, not Nationalism. The words you choose can be a dead giveaway of your origin - in your case, a British influenced country is my guess.
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