Friday, August 17, 2018

Blind Item #2

Just when I actually took to this space to tell someone how good they were doing with their recent sobriety, they went ahead and called their dealer back after a couple months and got trashed. She says it is because some fans bullied her. This former A- list mostly movie actress with the unique voice and former franchise went with an opiate rather than her usual coke because she doesn't have the income she used to and no one offered to pay for the coke. 

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  1. Plot, any hot sobriety tips that aren't "replace with internet addiction?"

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    1. Your ISIS brothers get high on opium, indulge in a bit of bacha bazi and then go do some beheading for allah. It's the religion of piss! Muhammad was a cunt, piss be upon him.

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    2. Do 12 steps honestly and fully

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  2. I'll buy your coke Tara - just DM me.

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    1. Why do I fall over laughing every time you post?

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  3. Good ole Tara. From all accounts, and not speaking from personal experience, but from what I hear, third hand and indirectly, Tara is one of the nicest and most accomodating whores in Christendom. Wanna shit in her mouth while pile driving her virgine with a hammer drill? No probs, just throw in an extra couple hundred bucks on top of her usual fee. Service like that is rare and and should be celebrated. Unfortunately she's old as fuck now so wouldn't be interested but I'd happily buy her some coke out of nostalgia.

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    1. the ‘most accomodating whore’ comment again... your fantasy life leaves some creativity to be desired

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  4. Tara was a mess in that interview. Slurring, eyes were slits. She has been a hot mess for years.

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  5. She recently did an interview on aussie t.v. and appeared *wasted*
    Whats up tara?!?

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  6. What's so unique about her voice?

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  7. Her voice used to be deep and raspy-sexy. But she’s half in the bag like the clip it’s just- like she’s eating marbles really

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  8. Surprised she's still alive.

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  9. She had the uni boob fixed, also her terrible lipo work that left her belly a mess. A very nice client paid for the reconstruction work, which is always way more expensive than simple cosmetic surgery.

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  11. I read a headline that said this new interview had viewers worried about Tara. As if weighing twenty three pounds over the last decade hasn't bothered anyone even a little? Jeesh.

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  12. Gosh, I'm so out of date. My first thought was Melanie Griffiths. Anyhoo, time for my blue rinse and set at the salon. Toodle-oo

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  13. Those aren't marbles Tricia.

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  14. Oh for Pete's sake, it's just whore voice, LiLo has the same thing, so do plenty of strippers and other workers. Not sure if it's the unhealthy lifestyle or something hormonal, but you hear that voice and immediately try not to touch any surfaces they've touched.

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    1. Lolol not disagreeing with you entirely, but I’m leaning in on the lilo reference. PLEASE. google her new Dubai accent. I heard it a while ago and I can’t stop cackling just talking about it. That shit is fucking hilarious and a case study waiting to happen

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  15. My favorite thing in the world is Tara Reid on Jenny McCarthy's sirius XM radio show from a few years ago. They were passive-aggressively arguing and at one point towards the end Jenny tells Tara "Good luck with your knees." To which Tara replies "Good luck with your knees!" It's worth a listen.

    Still to this day whenever a conversation with my wife is starting to get a bit tense and heading towards an argument we break the tension by saying "Good luck with your knees!"

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  16. https://soundcloud.com/siriusxmentertainment/tara-reid-walks-out-on-jenny-mccarthy

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  17. Well, to be fair, that is quite an even battle of the knees. Jenny wins because she lands husbands with $$$ though. I can't remember, did she marry Jim Carrey, or were they just "partners"?

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  18. Carry gave her a huge goodbye gift, plus a very nice house. Didn't marry.

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  19. Wow. Yup I've always believed Tara was a real sweetheart. Unlike cuntwobble grifter Lohan.

    Regardless - Jenny was really a slow bitch in that and Tara was still trying to move beyond it in a classy way. I still like Tara's broken whore ass, not gonna lie. I'd let her crash on my couch.

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  20. @htiderem LiLo has had numerous accent affectations of the past couple of years, so this is no surprise, she had that weird hodgepodge of one when she had that blip of a doc on OWN...this thread is making me nostalgic for the gossip of the aughts. When, for instance, someone od'ing wasn't sponsored by Fashion Nova....

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