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This celebrity CEO had a really rough week. As soon as he got out of work Friday afternoon, he flew to Vegas on his private jet and went on a bender. I guess he can feel that SEC investigation breathing down his neck.
Posted by ent lawyer at 8:00 AM
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Elon Musk
ReplyDeleteOh poor Elon!!
ReplyDeleteYour short is still deep in the red, Enty.
ReplyDeleteThis site is buggin today!
ReplyDeleteTaxpayer-subsidized bender.
ReplyDeleteWhy not? A few whores will take the edge off
ReplyDeleteNever short a story stock!
ReplyDeleteLmao why wouldn’t he be investigated? He tried to manipulate the stock market by LYING
ReplyDeleteI can't believe our taxes are subsidizing Tesla - a company that only very rich people can afford to buy from. It's spanned across the past two administrations, so Musk must being doing something with donations to their campaigns.
ReplyDeleteLOL this blind is too easy
ReplyDeleteMaybe he can join Zuckerberg! You are aware Zuck sold $3.6B in stock leading up to FB big crash after their announcement they would be censoring. If Martha had to serve a year. Zuck should serve 10years! Enforce the law.
ReplyDeleteMaybe he got a really good Groupon for Cirque du Soleil.
ReplyDeleteIn case anyone needs a reminder of what a shitty human being he is: http://blogs.icrc.org/law-and-policy/2018/02/22/the-legality-of-flamethrowers-taking-unnecessary-suffering-seriously/?utm_source=ICRC+Law+%26+Policy+Forum+Newsletter&utm_campaign=e68e548c57-EMAIL_CAMPAIGN_2018_02_21&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_8eeeebc66b-e68e548c57-79053913&mc_cid=e68e548c57&mc_eid=2bdd543758
ReplyDeleteEr, he flew to Vegas for Defcon, where he gave a talk about Tesla and SpaceX security then went to dinner with some possible recruits.
ReplyDeleteEncountering Elon on a Vegas bender would be the funnest night ever!
ReplyDeleteWotever
ReplyDeleteScandi, that's b.s. What Musk is selling is not even a true flamethrower. It's more like a big Bunsen burner. It's not a weapon, it's a dangerous adult toy.
ReplyDeleteStill dangerous, still glorified, still normalised.
DeleteStill a problem.
Not BS.
TSLA was and still is a green initiative scam, subsidized under Obama by U.S. taxpayers. Musk has now broken several SEC laws, the least of which was his recent tweet regarding taking the company private via LBO, claiming that funding was "secured" at a price of $420/shr. I was dubious to say the least at this crazy premium for a fad company that has 10s of billions in debt and has never made so much as a penny in profit. Yet he filed no 13-e form regarding this development, a stunt that now sounds just like the rest of his broken promises and sensational proclamations. In short, Elon is in trouble, and he knows this. I for one am not surprised, and purchased $8,500 worth of long dated Puts on TSLA common shares on thursday, and they are already in the money, expiring in Jan 2019. When this PONZI to end all scams finally unwinds, it will make Enron look like child's play. Friday was still a good price to unload shares, the Monday a.m. gap-down that is coming is going to trap any fool that owns TSLA stock above $350 forever. TSLA=CASH FURNACE. Consider you fanboi virtue-signaling moonbats WARNED. TSLA is cooked. It's over.
ReplyDeleteIt's not a formal investigation. Yet.
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ReplyDelete"Lmao why wouldn’t he be investigated? He tried to manipulate the stock market by LYING"
So? Even our president has manipulated the stock market by lying. The SEC is kind of a joke at this point. Oh it could go after Musk and he'll just pay a fine.
If you want a federal financial regulating agency, independent of the markets and finance firms, we might be looking at a total government redesign at this point.