Today's Blind Items - She Got Married
It wasn't Vegas and maybe it won't be legal back here in the States, but our favorite former tweener turned A- list bad singer/actress/substance abuser hooked up with a billionaire who basically wanted a "personal performance" and paid her $500K for that performance has been inseparable from him since. He has several children and at least two former wives, but apparently knows how to throw a party. He has been showering her in presents and coke and private jets flights back and forth in between her pretty full commitments for the next six weeks. The two met last month and a week after meeting had a civil ceremony. Apparently the plan is to take things public when she goes back to Europe for press for her new movie. People have never seen her more happy.
Selena Gomez?
ReplyDeleteOh no if Count ever sees this, he's going to be extremely pissed!
ReplyDeleteBeebs will be like James Wood in Casino, slithering around trying to get a piece of the action.
ReplyDeleteLol! I can picture him with that haircut!
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ReplyDeleteLohan had a singing career for minute, and she has one completed, to be released film this year
ReplyDeleteWas Taylor Momsen ever considered A-list?
ReplyDeleteI'm sure this is Selena, btw. Just thought of Momsen when I read this. Not totally sure why.
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ReplyDelete"favorite former tweener turned bad singer/actress/substance abuser" is always Selena Gomez
ReplyDeleteNothing says "commitment" like someone who has "at least two former wives." Maybe he's just unlucky in love and this time it's going to be the one.
ReplyDelete+1000 unknown. She Must be a hopeless romantic. Dumb as hell!
DeleteWho is the billionaire? Any pictures of them together? Definitely Selena,does he have an extra kidney for her?
ReplyDeleteSelena has a movie coming out?
ReplyDeleteSomeone put Selena in a movie?
ReplyDeleteHas to be Selena from the description and the fact that she has been “on vacation” in Europe (maybe still is?).
ReplyDeleteShe's one of the characters in Hotel Transylvania 3. She's supposed to be promoting the movie in Europe.
ReplyDeleteHonestly if he can clean her up and keep her away from Bieber, I say mazel tov!
ReplyDeleteIf he's a Saudi billionaire he might have married her with the specific intention of getting some action with the beebs twink ass.
ReplyDeleteI thought maybe the Woody Allen thing was going to open overseas. Maybe they wouldn't care as much about the scandals.
ReplyDeleteBut sure, HT3 works too.
What does "personal performance" entail? 500K is a lot of money just to see selena gomez sing without autotune.
ReplyDeleteI don't know why Enty insists on calling her a bad singer. Ok I'll go for the other descrips but jeezuz.
ReplyDeleteUh, probably because she is a bad singer? Saying she's bad is being kind. She's fucking awful. One of the shittiest "singers" I've ever had the displeasure of listening to live.
ReplyDeleteShe is the worst. I hate all her songs even the damn Pantene commercial.
DeleteTotally agree. Astonishingly shitty singer.
DeleteGood for her, Selena finally found someone who can afford her coke habit and doesn't treat her like crap. It must have been love at first snort.
ReplyDeleteNo wonder Justine has been PDA lately. He's eating sour grapes
ReplyDeletePays better than servicing the pastor and JB's friends.
ReplyDeleteUntil the billionaire is revealed Im gonna call him Ross. As in Ross Geller from Friends who liked to get married a lot too.
ReplyDeleteThoughts and prayers to the happy couple Selena and Ross!
She's just another in a long line of "singers" who are just heavily edited (also see -- Bella Thorne). I could be a singer with how much they change the way their voices sound.
ReplyDeleteI may be in the minority, but I also am not a fan of Demi or Ariana. Demi just sounds like screaming, and I can't understand what Ariana is saying half the time.
ReplyDeleteThis is clearly about Selena. I honestly feel for the girl.
ReplyDeleteI knew her through work back in the day. She seemed to have a strong work ethic, and her mom, Mandy, tried to guide her on the right path.
I blame the singing career and Justin B for Selena's downfall. She always needed structure, and being a pop star is the least structured thing you can do. :(
Saw a picture of Selena with an older Italian guy. I hope she retires, moves to Capri and lives happily ever after. I thought the Biebs was acting strange with Baldwin and now with the stalled cars. He must have banged the kidney donor as said in previous blind. Her mom must be pleased.
ReplyDeleteAw, come on. It's unfair to compare anyone to Bella Thorne. That mess is in a league of her own.
ReplyDeleteI figured Selena must user coke if she was dating The Weeknd because a lot of his songs are about coke. She's stupid because she just got a new kidney, and she could die easier than healthier people.
ReplyDeletebut does selena have a new movie out? because it doesn't make sense unless she does, and i don't remember hearing about it
ReplyDeleteSelena gomez and Mariahs ex James Packer for the billionaire.
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ReplyDeleteThis week's 'Cinderella'. Come on. The writing really has become so transparent.
If you must use Disney films for inspiration, at least try a different one.
Give us a mermaid. An adorable lion cub. Something.
@Michsys1 Oh fuck, I hope it's not him. Can you imagine Mariah coming after Selena!?
ReplyDeleteSelena and Roman Abramovich?
ReplyDeleteRoman has been married twice and divorced and has I guess 5 kids.
Well if Selena can get Roman to sack Conte and sign Sarri and Golovin then I have no problem with her whoring herself out and almost dying from drug overdose
I thought Selena was super clean and sober now.
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