Blind Items Revealed #5
March 15, 2018
This A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and taking flack for her last movie is trying to make sure this former A list mostly television actor turned movie/commercial/television/no underwear wearing actor doesn't get the lead opposite her because she thinks the movie will bomb. She is convinced he is bad luck when it comes to movies.
Natalie Portman/Jon Hamm
This A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and taking flack for her last movie is trying to make sure this former A list mostly television actor turned movie/commercial/television/no underwear wearing actor doesn't get the lead opposite her because she thinks the movie will bomb. She is convinced he is bad luck when it comes to movies.
Natalie Portman/Jon Hamm
I think they'd be adorable together.
ReplyDeleteAnnihilation was awful!
ReplyDeleteC'mon, Padmé Amidala meet the hammaconda!
ReplyDeleteI'm largely ok with this
DeleteI loved Annihilation, that scene with oscar issac and the stomach still gives me chills.
ReplyDeleteBecause Ashton Kutcher is movie magic.
ReplyDeletehahah lol
Deletehahah lol
DeleteNo, bitch. It's you. Nobody else.
ReplyDeleteIn other news Liam and Miley are still together! I just saw on DM that Liam posted a clip of him and Miley together! That was a fast reunion!
ReplyDeleteNatalie Portman cannot act. That is what is bad luck when it comes to her movies.
ReplyDeleteAgree. And she's aging badly.
DeleteI heard such good things about "Annihilation," so I watched it. It was ridiculous. Another movie with 100 pound women lugging around huge heavy weaponry and playing action hero. I don't think Natalie Portman is a bad actress, but I do think she has limited range and almost zero gravitas.
ReplyDeleteI see nothing charismatic about her which makes for a good action hero.
DeleteWell, Padme would know from bad movies. She'd better make as much money as she can while she has her looks.
ReplyDeleteWasn't he in bridesmaids?
ReplyDeleteShe's been in some good movies but yeah The Professional was disturbing.
ReplyDeleteI think they're both bad actors. They'd be tailor made for each other. The movie would be so bad it might be good.
ReplyDeleteI've heard great things about Annihilation and if it's as out there as the book then I need to watch it.
ReplyDeleteBut Baby Driver definitely didn't tank... and I think in a weird way they would work as costars.
I love Closer and Black Swan, but she cannot act for shit in Closer. They should have had an all British cast.
ReplyDeleteANAKIN, YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEART!
ReplyDeleteMaybe she is scared of snakes.....
ReplyDelete+1000 @cheesegrater15
ReplyDeleteWhat? Tax commercials aren't good enough for Portman? I want to know about her age thing, so is she lying about her age and how is she doing it?
ReplyDeleteShe went to my high school in NY. She is 37.
DeleteHamm needs to do comedy or noir. Portman is not a great actress but not as bad as people are saying. I do not think either is lead quality.
ReplyDeleteBad luck?? Natalie is worried about bad luck? She sold herself as high-brow intellectual, a grand ambassador of bringing microfinancial empowerment to developing countries and so forth.
ReplyDeleteBut when it comes right down to it, looks like the rabbit's foot rules for her. HAHA
That’s rich after her performance in Star Wars. Jeez!
ReplyDeleteNot sure why you would question her age. She went to high school with me. She is 37.
ReplyDeleteThis stuff about Hamm isn’t kosher, Bady Driver and Bridesmaids were huge hits and Keeping up with Joneses was fun.
ReplyDeleteThe laundromat scene in Baby Driver was pure art.
ReplyDelete@Kate, we must be neighbors. My daughter had most of the same teachers as Natalie.
ReplyDeleteShe ain't wrong. But it's a shame because they would be hot as hell together.
ReplyDeleteShe forgets that the constant in all her shitty films is her.
ReplyDeleteThe stuff they changed for the movie didn't make any sense and made the movie confusing for me. NP's character didn't cheat on her husband in the book, but for some reason they felt the need to have her cheating, rather than a dedicated wife searching for her real husband, not the alien construct that returned from his mission. Odd out of place change.
ReplyDeleteHamm was great in THE TOWN
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