Blind Items Revealed #48
May 8, 2018
Ask the people that have been going to the Met Gala for a long time and they will point to one year as the year that blew all others away for partying and debauchery.
AB - This celebrity offspring of an A++ lister was there and he had his parents at the ball, but still managed to hook up with AC who only agreed after being paid $2000 by AB right there at the party. AB had previously been shot down by AD and AE who were not even old enough to drink but were hammered anyway and chain smoking. The two were in peak move from one thing to the next mode and both tried to hook up with AF who was also at the ball last night. AF turned them down but it wasn't because he was with his actress girlfriend AG at the time. Nope, AF turned down AD and AE because he wanted to hook up with AH who was married at the time and is married now, but to a different person. AH, who was A list at the time and who all of you know, ditched her husband (not for the first time) and hooked up with AF. Interesting side note. The future wife of AH's then husband was also in attendance. Lets call her AI. She was wasted out of her mind and probably sharing some of AD and AE's supply. She was trying to hook up with a billionaire who was there but was turned down. She then made out with with the wife (AJ) of a now disgraced mogul (AK), before hooking up with this then actor who is now A list but not at acting (AL). AM was a washed up former A list mostly movie actor at the time who only now is making a comeback in television. AM was there and tried to hook up with this foreign born alliterate model (AN) and was turned down cold. He also started using the never ending supply of AD and AE before hooking up with AO who was then and now an A- list actress. In a no one ever saw that coming, this foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee (AP/not my friend AP) went home with this at the time A- list comic type reality star/actor (AQ). Apparently AQ and AP didn't hit things off sexually and the next day while AP was at lunch she met the person (AR) she would be with for the next decade.
2005
AB: Donald Trump Jr.
AC: Carmen Electra
AD and AE: Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
AF: Tom Brady
AG: Bridget Moynahan
AH: Jessica Simpson (Nick Lachey)
AI: Vanessa Minnillo
AJ: Kimora Lee
AK: Russell Simmons
AL: Jimmy Fallon
AM: Christian Slater
AN: Karolina Kurkova
AO: Claire Danes
AP: Naomi Watts
AQ: Johnny Knoxville
AR: Liev Schreiber
Ask the people that have been going to the Met Gala for a long time and they will point to one year as the year that blew all others away for partying and debauchery.
AB - This celebrity offspring of an A++ lister was there and he had his parents at the ball, but still managed to hook up with AC who only agreed after being paid $2000 by AB right there at the party. AB had previously been shot down by AD and AE who were not even old enough to drink but were hammered anyway and chain smoking. The two were in peak move from one thing to the next mode and both tried to hook up with AF who was also at the ball last night. AF turned them down but it wasn't because he was with his actress girlfriend AG at the time. Nope, AF turned down AD and AE because he wanted to hook up with AH who was married at the time and is married now, but to a different person. AH, who was A list at the time and who all of you know, ditched her husband (not for the first time) and hooked up with AF. Interesting side note. The future wife of AH's then husband was also in attendance. Lets call her AI. She was wasted out of her mind and probably sharing some of AD and AE's supply. She was trying to hook up with a billionaire who was there but was turned down. She then made out with with the wife (AJ) of a now disgraced mogul (AK), before hooking up with this then actor who is now A list but not at acting (AL). AM was a washed up former A list mostly movie actor at the time who only now is making a comeback in television. AM was there and tried to hook up with this foreign born alliterate model (AN) and was turned down cold. He also started using the never ending supply of AD and AE before hooking up with AO who was then and now an A- list actress. In a no one ever saw that coming, this foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee (AP/not my friend AP) went home with this at the time A- list comic type reality star/actor (AQ). Apparently AQ and AP didn't hit things off sexually and the next day while AP was at lunch she met the person (AR) she would be with for the next decade.
2005
AB: Donald Trump Jr.
AC: Carmen Electra
AD and AE: Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
AF: Tom Brady
AG: Bridget Moynahan
AH: Jessica Simpson (Nick Lachey)
AI: Vanessa Minnillo
AJ: Kimora Lee
AK: Russell Simmons
AL: Jimmy Fallon
AM: Christian Slater
AN: Karolina Kurkova
AO: Claire Danes
AP: Naomi Watts
AQ: Johnny Knoxville
AR: Liev Schreiber
Well, it gels with this Buzzfeed list: https://www.buzzfeed.com/bricesander/heres-what-the-met-gala-looked-like-10-years-ago?utm_term=.va1M3Jwak#.wcqBMLmna
ReplyDeleteKnoxville? Really? Ew.
ReplyDeleteTom Brady and fucking Jessica Simpson. I'm shocked, but not--once he revealed his wacky regimen with no tomatoes I knew something was off.
ReplyDeleteDamn them for trading Jimmy G!
I had to do a lot of scrolling back and forth but that was good. Jessica Simpson and Tom Brady? She’s got a type.
ReplyDeleteKnoxville and Watts? That is interesting
Claire Danes & Christian Slater,
ReplyDeletehuh? There was one commenter who NAILED this blind, but I dont think even she got Claire Danes.
I will have to read this later.
ReplyDeletePast midnight here and I have to be up in a couple hours.
Goodnight everyone!
Can someone please retype this blind with all the revealed names included? This is too difficult to follow.
ReplyDeleteThis needs a flowchart.
ReplyDeleteEnty, YES. This was worth staying up past midnight!
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ReplyDeleteTHANK YOU
ReplyDeleteHere it is with the names plugged in:
ReplyDeleteDonald Trump Jr. - This celebrity offspring of an A++ lister was there and he had his parents at the ball, but still managed to hook up with Carmen Electra who only agreed after being paid $2000 by Donald Trump Jr. right there at the party. Donald Trump Jr. had previously been shot down by Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsenwho were not even old enough to drink but were hammered anyway and chain smoking. The two were in peak move from one thing to the next mode and both tried to hook up with Tom Brady who was also at the ball last night. Tom Brady turned them down but it wasn't because he was with his actress girlfriend Bridget Moynahan at the time. Nope, Tom Brady turned down Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen because he wanted to hook up with Jessica Simpson who was married at the time and is married now, but to a different person. Jessica Simpson, who was A list at the time and who all of you know, ditched her husband (not for the first time) and hooked up with Tom Brady. Interesting side note. The future wife of Jessica Simpson's then husband was also in attendance. Lets call her Vanessa Minnillo. She was wasted out of her mind and probably sharing some of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen’s supply. She was trying to hook up with a billionaire who was there but was turned down. She then made out with with the wife (Kimora Lee) of a now disgraced mogul (Russell Simmons), before hooking up with this then actor who is now A list but not at acting (Jimmy Fallon). Christian Slater was a washed up former A list mostly movie actor at the time who only now is making a comeback in television. Christian Slater was there and tried to hook up with this foreign born alliterate model (Karolina Kurkova) and was turned down cold. He also started using the never ending supply of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen before hooking up with Claire Danes who was then and now an A- list actress. In a no one ever saw that coming, this foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee (Naomi Watts) went home with this at the time A- list comic type reality star/actor (Johnny Knoxville). Apparently Johnny Knoxville and Naomi Watts didn't hit things off sexually and the next day while Naomi Watts was at lunch she met the person (Liev Schreiber) she would be with for the next decade.
@mooshki
DeleteThank you!
Sorry, deleted and re-posted because I missed a couple the first time. Too many initials! :)
ReplyDeleteI think our smart CDaN'ers got most of this blind. That said, I miss those days! Those were fun, free times!
ReplyDeleteNow everything is a transgression of some sort..
Wait, we're pretending Liev Schreiber is compatible with any human?
ReplyDeleteJuicy! And FWIW, @Sal, I would absolutely hook up with Liev Schreiber.
ReplyDeleteMore blinds like this, please!
ReplyDeleteI love that DJTJr. had to pay Carmen Electra to hook up with him. Aim high, little buddy!
ReplyDeleteLol @ undercover! Chain smoking twins, even fussy TB classed on them. Sounds like a fun gala
DeletePassed
DeleteI would seriously need alot more than $2,000 to even touch tRump JR, those boys are fugly as all hell.
ReplyDeleteChristian Slate and Claire Danes, that's like a crazy eyes convention right there.
ReplyDeleteFunny men often have big hearts. Not surprised by Knoxville and Naomi.
ReplyDeleteI knew if I waited long enough, there would be a blind about Christian Slater!
ReplyDeleteWell...that's one nasty little STI-stew.
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