Blind Items Revealed #3
July 20, 2018
Don't believe the hype. This former A+ list mostly movie actor who is still a solid A lister when he is not drunk or whacked out of his mind on all the drugs he takes is not dating the always trying to be sober former B+ list singer/celebrity offspring of an A++ lister and an ad for a new season of Botched.
Johnny Depp/Lisa Marie Presley/Priscilla Presley
Don't believe the hype. This former A+ list mostly movie actor who is still a solid A lister when he is not drunk or whacked out of his mind on all the drugs he takes is not dating the always trying to be sober former B+ list singer/celebrity offspring of an A++ lister and an ad for a new season of Botched.
Johnny Depp/Lisa Marie Presley/Priscilla Presley
This guy is so desperate. Dipshit.
ReplyDeleteEven wasted he takes one look at Lisa Marie and says uh uh no. Can't even think he would wanna be with a $cio nutjob.
ReplyDeleteWell it's nice to see Depp in a blind without beating or killing, he's really cleaning up. And apparently morphing into Keith Richards.
ReplyDeleteSo WHEN is he not drugged out or drunk? one day a year?
ReplyDelete2 very wealthy addicts would be a recipe for disaster for one if not both of them.
ReplyDeleteI hope he's banging the shit out of Lisa Marie and blowing his load on her face and making her say, "Thank you very much" in an Elvis accent.
ReplyDeleteLol @eff view. Very funny
ReplyDeleteDipp would NEVER be with a woman in his age bracket! Lisa Maria Nut is only five years younger than him.
ReplyDeleteI watched a really shitty programme about Elvis possibly still being alive. In the end I was obsessed and watched the 'Home Alone' clip that apparently shows Elvis in the background. I must admit-it looked exactly like him!
ReplyDeleteJust thought I'd share with you all about my sad little life.
DeleteAmy:
ReplyDeleteThinking Elvis might be alive (or at least lived for a while after his claimed toilet death) isn't nearly as nuts as a lot of people think.
I used to mock that kind of thinking until I interviewed Gail Brewer-Giorgio back in the 1980s and read her book. Pretty crazy all the holes in the official story and "coincidences" thereafter.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1561711705/ref=dbs_a_def_rwt_hsch_vapi_taft_p1_i2
Her book was mentioned. He was going to be killed anyway for being an informant. True or not it's much more interesting then I thought. Of course, I thought he was definitely dead but reading between the lines....
DeleteI may just order her book.
DeleteAmy, I love your 'sad little life' ! Reading these comments and watching TCM, glance up and there's Himself in 'It Happened at the World's Fair'. Had a bit of a disconnect for a sec ! As when Kennedy was shot, Lennon was shot - Elvis's death is a memory.
ReplyDeleteThank you @GentleBreeze. I am one of those that watches something and if it pings my interest I am right in there reading up on it. Nothing is clear cut.
DeleteDepp is into young, willowy, innocent-looking girls, preferably blondes.
ReplyDeleteHe would never go for Lisa Marie, she is not his type at all. Much too rough looking.
I don't know where this comes from.