March 5, 2018
Oscars
Three ladies, including (#1 A list dual threat actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee) and (A- list dual threat actress who is an offspring and had a great television year) were standing in the foyer, talking very quietly. About that time, this (foreign born A/A- list mostly movie actress) walks by, says a quick "hello", and walks away as she…cuts a very obvious fart. Yep, ripped one and kept on walking like she didn't notice. The stunned ladies didn't know what to say, or ignore it or what. Then #1 pipes up and says: "Why hold it in when you can share it with a friend?". All three of the ladies burst out laughing like kids. They quickly returned to the auditorium – but through a different entrance to avoid the jet-wash.
Viola Davis/Laura Dern/Emily Blunt
Oscars
Three ladies, including (#1 A list dual threat actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee) and (A- list dual threat actress who is an offspring and had a great television year) were standing in the foyer, talking very quietly. About that time, this (foreign born A/A- list mostly movie actress) walks by, says a quick "hello", and walks away as she…cuts a very obvious fart. Yep, ripped one and kept on walking like she didn't notice. The stunned ladies didn't know what to say, or ignore it or what. Then #1 pipes up and says: "Why hold it in when you can share it with a friend?". All three of the ladies burst out laughing like kids. They quickly returned to the auditorium – but through a different entrance to avoid the jet-wash.
Viola Davis/Laura Dern/Emily Blunt
Finally, the fart reveal!
ReplyDeleteI was gonna ask whoever asked for the fart reveal: here you go lol
ReplyDeleteDoes smoking blunts make you fart?
ReplyDeleteLmao. Poor Emily. I would have been mortified.
ReplyDeleteBlunt was probably mortified, which was why she tried to ignore it.
ReplyDeleteI don't think anyone guessed Viola Davis or Emily Blunt for this. Too bad Emily couldn't think of a quick, fun comeback.
ReplyDeleteTotally see Emily doing this. She's a cut up!
ReplyDeleteBean burritos make you fart. Bad beer makes you fart beer and burritos stank up arenas.
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ReplyDeleteThere can't be anything of real consequence to this blind. It is just pure mean nasty infliction upon someone to write it up.
This makes this reveal one of the better insights into the psychopathology of the gossip columnist, whether they are pretending to be a fake lawyer or not.
They are about sadism, pure and simple.
@Aimless Spectator
DeleteYou have a point. One if the Himmmms submitted this blind but you are right, Enty did not have to post or reveal it.
Hahahahahaha! That was funny
ReplyDeleteShe hasn't learned the subtle art of the drive by..by the time the smell registers youre long gone and they start blaming each other
ReplyDeleteIt says three ladies, and the three ladies are named, not the one who let one go.
ReplyDeleteSo who actually cut the cheese :)
ReplyDeleteY'know, for this, I like both #1 and #3 a lot more.
ReplyDelete@ Hortensia
ReplyDeleteI was thinking the same as you. The walk by farter isn't revealed; only the women who heard it.
@ Hortensia & @ Jennifer Low Rents
ReplyDeleteYes it does say who did the farting. He list the reveals in the order they appear in the blind item. Not to mention Davis & Dern are American, where as Emily is a Brit. The blind says the farter was the foreign born actress, so it's Blunt.
@LooLooMoron
ReplyDeleteSorry hon, but I don't agree. The first sentence written is:
"THREE ladies, INCLUDING (#1 A list dual threat actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee) and (A- list dual threat actress who is an offspring and had a great television year) were STANDING IN THE FOYER, talking very quietly."
Then it mentions another actress walks by, farts and keeps walking, seemingly oblivious to the fact that she farted or just didn't care.
If Blunt was one of the three, she wouldn't have moved away from the group, said hello, farted and kept walking. It doesn't make sense.
@Jennifer Low Rents
DeleteReading is fundamental.
If you had continued to read the blind you would have read the farter is the foreign born celebrity. Emily Blunt is British.
so krasinski ass fucks blunt ?
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ReplyDelete"About that time, this (foreign born A/A- list mostly movie actress) walks by, says a quick "hello", and walks away as she…cuts a very obvious fart. Yep, ripped one and kept on walking like she didn't notice. "
That sentence clearly indicates that the foreign born actress (Blunt) was not standing with the group of three. She walked into the foyer area (where Viola, Laura, and an unidentified third woman were already standing) and said hello to them as she passed by. Probably had to #2 and was trying to make a beeline to the bathroom (it can't be just me who starts getting gas if I have been holding in a poop for a while), and wasn't able to hold that fart in before she could make it around the corner.
Himmmmm either didn't know who that person was, or he knew the readers wouldn't know and there was no point in trying to describe that person. For the purpose of this little fluff blind ("Celebs, they're just like us: they fart and make jokes about it!") that woman's identity doesn't really matter.
@ Jennifer Low Rents
ReplyDeleteAre you new to the site? I'm trying not to be mean, but your reading comprehension needs some work. It says the foreign born walked by & farted, so it's the only foreign born person in the reveal, which is Emily Blunt. Enty has always listed the reveals in order of how they appear in the blind.
Three ladies were there and named. He will reveal the farter some day. Not now. And I have been here a long ass time.
Delete@ Jennifer Low Rents is right - the way I'm reading this, the three were standing together chatting and someone else (unrevealed) walked by.
ReplyDeleteOh FFS he only describes 2 of the 3 ladies standing together:
ReplyDelete"Three ladies, including (#1 A list dual threat actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee) and (A- list dual threat actress who is an offspring and had a great television year) were standing in the foyer, talking very quietly."
Viola Davis, Laura Dern, and a third woman.
Then he describes the farter walking by:
"About that time, this (foreign born A/A- list mostly movie actress) walks by, says a quick "hello", and walks away as she…cuts a very obvious fart."
Emily Blunt
C'mon people! You know Emily is one of the few who would attempt a public fart. You also know she could get away with it!
ReplyDeleteHow often do proper ladies let one publicly rip at black tie soirees???? Exactly. Only Mary Poppins could!
Yeah if you read it carefully. Emily did the deed. Come on, we all do it and Emily seems lovely.
ReplyDeleteHallelujah!! 🎉🎉💃🏻🕺🏻🎉🎉 Now I can die happy!
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