Sunday, July 08, 2018

Blind Items Revealed #2

June 29, 2018

This foreign born former A list mostly movie actor turned A- lister/frequent nudist is hooking up with a Love Island star instead of his singer significant other.

Orlando Bloom/Katy Perry


10 comments:

  1. "YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO VENDORIZE GOSSIP ABOUT NOBODIES, YOU HAVE NOTHING IN TMZ, A SERIOUS ORGANIZATION DOING SERIOUS JOURNALISM. RIGHT, LEFT HAND?"

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    1. Our path diverged upon a road
      You chose a darker fate to sow
      I watched you turn from friend to foe
      It had to end like this I finally know

      The things I hope
      The failing dream
      Has finally got the best of me
      I wish that I could be there
      I want to be the one to watch you die

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  2. Zum-body woke up on the wrong side of the bed! And I thought I was in bitch mode this morning!

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    1. I'm surprisingly chipper for yesterday's burrito
      The beach will be there tomorrow

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  3. Love Island? WTF? Can u b anymore cryptic?

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    1. Sure

      Forgive me for what I have done
      I've never felt the need to confess
      This war has gone on much longer
      Than any of us would have guessed

      I've heard the names that they call me
      Some sting, some can't help but ring true
      I have to live with what I've done
      And find the strength to continue

      Tell me why I'm the one that they fear
      And for him they cheer?

      #TYLER stand for you are now unchained (You are now unchained)
      You'll bring peace to our world gone insane
      Restoring your freedom to make you whole (You are now unchained)
      I'll give you power you take control

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    2. Finally
      What I never thought could be
      Fire and Ice could act as one
      And thus begins our epic fusion

      Now that you've warmed up to me
      My temper's at a lower degree
      It feels like this dichotomy was meant to be

      Hell has frozen over

      Far from home
      We were made to stand alone
      Together we are the chosen one
      You can't stop us, come and get some

      Tonight, we claim victory
      We've taken our rightful seat
      It feels like this dichotomy was meant to be

      Hell has frozen over

      The impossible unity
      The two of us make three
      While everything's coming down they will see
      That we set them free
      And they will believe
      That hell can freeze

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  4. Good god, that reality T.V. show i avoid like the plague, just every other one.

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  5. WTF are you writing, Gee? Song lyrics? They're pretty awesome.

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  6. Nah, it's not Flack. She's a fool and her fiance is not straight but it's not her. It's an actual contestant. Dunno who, though.

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