March 22, 2018
If you ever wonder how this flash in the pan former B+ list singer manages to stay in the limelight despite not doing anything of note in almost a decade, it is because he is paid a tremendous amount of money each year to stay quiet about activities of this dadager with whom he used to be close and also to facilitate meetings between the dadager and people the singer thinks would be a good fit for the dadager. He also facilitates other transactions of a different nature for those closest to him. So, despite his total lack of success or even a blip of anything, he is actually in high demand for events.
Ryan Cabrera
If you ever wonder how this flash in the pan former B+ list singer manages to stay in the limelight despite not doing anything of note in almost a decade, it is because he is paid a tremendous amount of money each year to stay quiet about activities of this dadager with whom he used to be close and also to facilitate meetings between the dadager and people the singer thinks would be a good fit for the dadager. He also facilitates other transactions of a different nature for those closest to him. So, despite his total lack of success or even a blip of anything, he is actually in high demand for events.
Ryan Cabrera
Oh, Joe Simpson.... lol.
ReplyDeleteSo does this means he banged the dad and the daughter? Ew!!!
ReplyDeleteProbably not the daughter. Definitely banged JoeJoe.
ReplyDeleteWasn't he dating Ashlee for a while? He used to pop up on their reality show occasionally...
ReplyDeleteYeah, he dated her.
DeleteAnd it's his birthday. Enty, you cheeky bastard.
ReplyDeleteEW.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if he was with Joe at the same time he was dating Ashley. And if she and Jessica knew?
ReplyDeleteRyan the drug dealer.
ReplyDeleteSo he's Jessica's dealer and Joe's pimp.
ReplyDeleteYeah drugs or pimping, I don't see Cabrera as a direct service provider.
ReplyDeleteCabrera also "dates" Audrina Patridge, who happens to have a weird, over-involved father and a drug popping family.
ReplyDeleteThey make a sweet couple
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