January 23, 2018
That jerk from the last reveal? Yeah, well two years after he started hooking up with his co-star he was at an event similar to the one that is coming up soon. While there, our married jerk was hooking up with his co-star and also that celebrity chef who usually loves musicians. That is when they first started hooking up. So, the married guy having sex with two other women at the same time while he is getting paid for working and the company is paying for all the wining and dining of the mistresses.
Matt Lauer/Giada DeLaurentiis (2006 Winter Olympics)
That jerk from the last reveal? Yeah, well two years after he started hooking up with his co-star he was at an event similar to the one that is coming up soon. While there, our married jerk was hooking up with his co-star and also that celebrity chef who usually loves musicians. That is when they first started hooking up. So, the married guy having sex with two other women at the same time while he is getting paid for working and the company is paying for all the wining and dining of the mistresses.
Matt Lauer/Giada DeLaurentiis (2006 Winter Olympics)
Ok now I’m jealous. Let him burn boys!
ReplyDeleteJeezus, who would have guessed that Matt Lauer got more ass than a toilet seat, he always seemed like the type who would beg his wife for sex.
ReplyDeleteLauer must have a shockingly big dick.
ReplyDelete@Jed Starnes please dont make me imagine Laurer's dick.
DeleteOr he has power and money because he doesn't have good looks. But remember it takes 2 to tango.
ReplyDeleteHope they made him use protection. Seriously, what a life. Hanging out in Italy, boning like crazy. Dude was flying pretty close to the sun. Of course, since justice is spotty against men of his ilk, he will live out his days well fed and in comfort. What a crock!
ReplyDeleteBRAYSON87--I think you nailed it. That was his problem all along. Having to beg the wife for sex. She wasn't having it, so he sniffed around elsewhere. And sniffed, and sniffed...
ReplyDeleteHe was cute and heartthrobby way back in the day. His wife doesn't model anymore, but back then she was all over the Victoria's Secret catalog. And some makeup/ fragrance company. Lancome, I think.
ReplyDeleteThey were the hot couple that everyone wanted/ wanted to be.
Really truly.
If you actually think that he was motivated by his wife abstaining you're ridiculous. He is a narcissist. That is all. He used his power like every other rich public asshole exposed. I'm sure he's jacking off to old clips of his now.
ReplyDeleteHe's famous and on the TV; that's all it takes. Good grief, a drummer in a mildly successful regional rock band can get laid like tile, and Matt Lauer is about a thousand times more famous than that.
ReplyDelete@Marianne Elba: Yet, now it is all you can think about. It must be YUGE.
ReplyDeleteIt’s always the creepy old dudes who are never at a loss for female companionship. Letterman for example. I wonder what Stephanie Birkitt is up to these days.
Geez, who hasn't Giada fucked?
ReplyDeleteDogs will be Dogs... and Whore will Whore. Simple as that.
ReplyDeleteThey need STD tests ASAP
ReplyDeleteBestMan: Honey, Chill! Have you NO sense of humor? I was saying what everyone used to say back-in-the-day when a husband was caught cheetin' on the mizzez. Somebody get this kid a beer!
ReplyDeleteMagic Schlong
ReplyDeleteLucky guy
Gia is a POA
or, "Stuff You Already Knew... but Crazy Days and Nights just wanted to Remind You."
ReplyDeleteThe only thing worthwhile NBC has broadcast in the past forty years, is Lorne Michaels' Saturday Night Live. That little gem is the only justification for the existence of NBC.
I enjoyed Cheers, Seinfeld, and Friends.
ReplyDeleteSNL has been sporadically good but it's time to put that show to rest.
Oh come on....NBC was at several points the best network on television. So many good Thursday night comedies from Family Ties and Cheers to 30 Rock and Community. Hill Street and St. Elsewhere. Columbo and West Wing and Freaks & Geeks. SNL can still be good sometimes but mostly it's not.
ReplyDeleteGia a POA? Yeah, for any guy that looks in her direction. The Blow Job Queen and that big huge bobble head and even bigger mouth.
ReplyDeleteBoo, I didn't get the joke either. I'll have to use it sometime, like on the next internet date. You'd be surprised, or maybe not, at how many men will tell a first-time date that the former wife, or former long-term live-in didn't like sex. And, the relationship had been sexless for 10 years. Heard that one too many times.
ReplyDeleteWell I hope Gaida made him a nice dinner. That tiny lady sure gets around
ReplyDelete@Cail — thank you for this, I'm stealing it:
ReplyDeletecan get laid like tile ☺