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This oft fired television host most of you know is trying to stick to his new national job. Apparently to try and control his instincts to hit on every single female at his new job, he has been spending every free moment at strip clubs and bringing home the ones who want to go with an old guy they maybe once saw on television when they were changing the channels.
Nick Cannon?
ReplyDeleteBryant Gumble?
ReplyDeletePhil Donahue, I hear he prefers strip clubs about 11 am on Mondays, it reminds him of his wife.
ReplyDeleteKeith Olbermann?
ReplyDeleteKeith Olbermann. He's a pig.
ReplyDeleteOlbermann.He also suffers from TDS.
ReplyDeleteBill O'Reilly has a new show
ReplyDeleteOlbermann makes ordinary TDS sufferers look mildly disturbed by comparison. That's a dude with some serious skeletons he's afraid of getting out. Of course he keeps getting hired, probably because they're all afraid if he had more free time and nothing to lose, he'd be even more destructive.
ReplyDeleteMore like Olbermann's got something on them. He's a freak and a pig and he's probably got some key people on film. Anybody who's been around as long as he has and hung on as long as he has despite self-destructing over and over again has got to have significant dirt.
ReplyDeleteYeah whatever happened with Olbermann? Totally forgot he existed but he was pretty mouthy back in the day.
ReplyDeleteOnly a stripper would go home with Olbermann, he is a wart on the ass of progress.
ReplyDeleteI hope this isn't AJ Benza. He's acting more nuts than usual lately (don't get me wrong, I love him like a Sopranos character and want him to keep talking) and said a few things very recently regarding bad behavior and wife & daughter. maybe he had a relapse. maybe Asia Argento truly is a witch and has cursed him.
ReplyDeleteWhat is TDS?
ReplyDeleteSteve Harvey
ReplyDeleteWhat Mahogany asked. What is TDS?
ReplyDeleteOlbermann fits this perfectly. he's been fired from every job he ever had, and is now back at ESPN.
ReplyDeleteTDS is Trump Derangement Syndrome. A very common malady these days, sadly. It makes you unable to think rationally, as in "I'll believe *anything*, as long as it is anti-Trump". There are enough real-world things to use to slag off the Donald, but some people just can't resist the crazy. The sky is always falling, or everything is treasonous. Even the newspapers are affected these days, which is why they print so much anti-Trump stuff they later have to retract. I'm wagering that a fair bit of that is deliberate disinformation to smoke out leakers. Remember "Donald Junior got advance warning of the Wikileaks E-mail drop" kerfuffle? I was fake news. They got the date wrong. The leakers are going to regret that one.
TDS? that's fuckin stupid
ReplyDeleteOlbermann. Lock the thread. Formerly coupled with Katy Tur. That is how she got her job at 21. Banging him.
ReplyDeleteI just read this as Matt Lauer, but that's my small brain today.
ReplyDeleteActually @unknown it's brilliant!
ReplyDeletePiers Morgan
ReplyDeleteMahogany1 and Mischief Girl, TDS is Trump Derangement Syndrome.
ReplyDeleteTDS, Trump Derangement Syndrome. It's supposedly caused by extreme cognitive dissonance between one's belief that Trump could never win the election and the fact that he is now the President. TDS sufferes resolve the cognitive dissonance with the Russian collusion fantasy, i.e., he did not really win the presidency. More mild cases resolve the cognitive dissonance by discussing the wrongs of the electoral college. "He is not myPresident!" TDS sufferers can't maintain stability when confronted with any Trump successes because they predicted he would be a failure in every measure. As an example, when it first started looking as though there was a possibility of peace with North Korea, TDS sufferers put out the theory that Putin was behind the whole thing to make his lap-dog Trump look good while the Stormy Daniels story was erupting. In the end, the Stormy Daniels saga gave POTUS a health pac and leveled up his Chad approval ratings, so Putin's help wasn't needed anywy.
ReplyDeleteOh for the love of gawd, it's not AJ Benza..! The only power Asia Argentina has is the power to run her mouth...
ReplyDeleteDamn spell correct..!!!! Argento...!!!
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