Blind Item #7 - A Reader Blind Item
This music group was one of the original manufactured groups and was a huge success back in the day. They became famous quickly and like a lot of musicians who became famous they devoted a lot of their time to getting girls. Their way of hooking up was for one member, usually the best looking one who is the only deceased member, to bring a girl to his room. When they were having sex, the other three would come out of the closet where they were hiding and join in. The girl was too surprised or shocked to say no and it would turn into a gangbang. A sixteen year old girl committed suicide after she endured this.
The Monkees.
ReplyDeleteThe Monkees?
ReplyDeleteDave Jones?
@Tricia13
DeleteHappy Friday.
Saw your lovely message yesterday.
Thank you for your kindness and grace.
You should learn from it instead of being petty and a raging ass over a stupid gossip site ..
DeleteThe Monkees. This makes me sad.
ReplyDeleteSounds like the Monkees
ReplyDeleteDid they start singing Hey, Hey we're the Monkees when the came out of the closet?
ReplyDelete@Lurky
DeleteOmgggggggggggg funny but so, so wrong.
The Monkees and Davy Jones.
ReplyDeleteUgh I used to love them... they were my very first concert (they were old and a trio at the time though)
Interesting timing though, with Mike Nesmith in the news following surgery.
ReplyDeleteGood kosher fun
ReplyDeleteThe Monkees was my first guess, too. Depressing.
ReplyDeleteDef The Monkees
ReplyDeleteEvery famous musician or actor we ever loved, we should just assume they are scum?
ReplyDeleteMy mom tried to tell me this when I was young. I never wanted to believe it. 😕
Yeah.
DeletePeople ask "where does it stop?" Like only a quarter of people are dirty.
It's 75% as a generous estimate and virtually anyone else not accounted for is actively or passively enabling, down to the caterer feeding DeNiro's fat face
This isn't true. The Monkees were/are good guys. They wouldn't do this.
ReplyDeleteSo was Laventry Beria
Deletei'm going to choose not to believe this. i was a teenager when the monkees were big. i saw them as almost asexual. they were "cute'. i prefer to believe they didn't do this.
ReplyDeleteFrom looking at their picture, I would have a tough time labeling one as the good looking one.
ReplyDeleteThis sounds like some third-rate Monkees fan fic. In fact, so do pretty much all of the reader blinds today.
ReplyDeleteIn a word...Baloney. I would really like to know what your source is for this. If it's Monkees, that's 45 years ago. Their handlers would be elderly or deceased. Dolenz and Tork and Nesmith wouldn't be talking about it. Epic BS.
ReplyDeleteMENUDO!
ReplyDeleteOr the Bay City Rollers. Funny, I don't recall Erik, Derek, Woody, Les, or Pat having died.
One of them died just in the last week!
DeleteAlan Longmuir died July 2. He was not the best looking though.
DeleteIt was Derek's brothe that died. Now this I could believe. Not my Davy. No way no how. The monkees argued too much with each other to gang bang.
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ReplyDeleteDefinitely not asexual. I remember one interview Davy gave, where he said it was just a haze of drugs and groupie sex, all the time.
He said one time his girlfriend visited him on the road and he didn't even recognize her until he was literally on top of her.
And that was on a fluffy daytime TV talk show, so I imagine the stories got much more debauched from there.
The Monkees and I don't believe it.
ReplyDeleteAfter reading this, “Hey hey we’re the Monkeys” lyrics has a sinister spin when I read them.
ReplyDeleteGod damn! the monkees were assholes as well?
ReplyDeleteThis whole site has gone into salacious bullshit mode. Apparently the actual insider feed has been shut down. Now he's just making shit up.
ReplyDeleteINXS?
ReplyDeleteTaking advantage of groupies is so gross. People should know their limit but they're on such a power-trip that they think nothing is off-limits. So sad
ReplyDeleteNow we know why they were called The Monkees...
ReplyDeleteWell, people did say they Monkee'd around.
ReplyDeleteCalling BS on this one. Majorly. I know too much about them to believe this one.
ReplyDeleteDavy was a bit of a cad, but this does not sound like any of them.
I agree with Jim as it being fan fic. And a bad one at that.
sara, i'm talking about at the time---not looking back. at the time, i didn't see them in the same way i saw other groups. for one thing, their show was hilarious and they just seemed goofy more than anything.
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha! But deep down you all know they did. That's Hollywood baby
ReplyDeleteGee I never saw this episode on the Brady Bunch
ReplyDeleteThe Monkees, for certain, and for you folks who choose "not to believe this", well, it's only going to get worse for you... ALL of your heroes in the entertainment industry are compromised. Every. Single. One. Sleep tight.
ReplyDeleteNot true. My inside source assures me that Richard Simmons has NOT raped or molested any women throughout his career
DeleteHow ever he was raped and molested by large women.
DeleteNauseous
ReplyDeleteDidn't Tupac go to jail for same crime? And I still don't believe this even though he was proved guilty in court.
ReplyDeleteD'oh. Someone already got to the "people say they monkey around" bit.
ReplyDeleteRe: "manufactured" bands, I get what is meant. The Monkees were recruited and screened and turned into a band by someone else. But most bands/acts are "manufactured" to a certain degree because they get polished up by their backers and/or corporate sponsors. The Beatles were "manufactured" to a certain degree by Brian Epstein. As was Dylan. Just because the legend has eclipsed reality doesn't mean it isn't true.
Feel like we're going to see every band on here eventually. Maybe it would be quicker to just post the good bands and we'll assume the others are monsters.
ReplyDeleteDon’t believe this blind at all. If it’s being insinuated that it’s the Monkees than where were any adults. THe monkees were underage and the biggest music act. Teens were bombarding them all the time. With that being said I find it highly unlikely that the other guys had trouble finding girls willing to hook up with.
ReplyDeleteTwo members were 20 and two were 23.
DeleteJust curious: is this a new, Trump-related phenomema where people post things they just make up?
God forgive me, but Lurky McLurkster's comment made me laugh exceptionally hard and I'm laughing again now just typing this.
ReplyDeleteThe Monkees hung out with Jack Nicholson and a bunch of the skeevier sixties crowd. The movie they made after the series ended was called "Head," and if you've seen it you'll know that this blind could definitely be true.
PS: Monkees were not "under age."
ReplyDeleteColour Me Badd?
ReplyDeleteI know one of Davy Jones’ daughters. Hope to god it wasn’t him.
ReplyDeleteHere we come
ReplyDeletePoppin' out da closet
We get the funniest looks from
Every groupie into which we deposit
Hey, hey, we're the Monkees
And people say we monkey around
But we're too busy gangbangin'
To put any groupie down
We go wherever we want to
Do what we like to do
We don't have time to get restless
There's always some groupie that's new
Hey, hey, we're the Monkees
And people say we monkey around
But we're too busy tagteamin'
To put any groupie down
We're just tryin' to be friendly
Come and watch us sing and play
We're the young generation
And we've got someone to lay, oh
Any time
Or anywhere
Just look over your shoulder
Guess who'll be standing there?
Hey, hey, we're the Monkees
And people say we monkey around
But we're too busy swinging
To put any groupie down
Whaaa, one time!
Hey, hey, we're the Monkees
And people say we monkey around
But we're too busy swinging
To put any groupie down
We're just tryin' to be friendly
Come and watch us sing and play
We're the young generation
And we've got someone to lay
Hey, hey, we're the Monkees
Hey, hey, we're the Monkees
The Monkees were generally good guys so I tend to disbelieve this. Peter has been in recovery for many years. Both Davy and Mickey were child stars who were well regarded. Mike's Mom was the inventor of Liquid Paper. Not creepy guys who would do something like this.
ReplyDelete@Sagan I saw that Bay City Roller, Alan Longmire, recently died. It was strange & random that I even saw the article.
ReplyDeleteI loved the Rollers as a Tween. I looked the original members up to see “what they are doing now” a few years back.
Nothing interesting, though Derek Longmire was accused of sexual misconduct. I don’t remember the details, he is a Nurse, I think,
and bald. He looked nothing like he used to. Also, there’s an article about Les McKeown (no pictures) that made me think that he’s “not quite right”. Drugs? Abuse? Just weird....
No way is this the Monkees. Davey Jones was NOT the best looking one....
ReplyDeleteKidding aside, if it was them/him, would it say foreign born?
Sorry, I saw someone else posted that Bay City Roller, Alan died.
ReplyDeleteColor Me Badd! OMG! Most definitely a possibility!
Google “The Lost Ogle Bryan Abrams” it’s an OKC blog. They provide great details about his 2013 Court Appearance shenanigans &
his PRIOR 4 arrests for Domestic Violence. [I don’t know how to link it from my iPad & I’m lazy]. He’s always had a douchey reputation.
Kevin Thornton, claimed that he was possessed by a demon & had an exorcism. So, there’s that....
None of the Monkees are deceased, correct?
ReplyDeleteDavy died from a heart atack.
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ReplyDeleteThe Byrds. Original lineup. Terry Melcher producer. Read David McGowan. Weird Scenes Inside The Canyon. Many bands in L.A. were manufactured at the time. Monkees I can't see this kind of behaviour. The Byrds possibly is my guess and especially that wasted garbage pile David Crosby.Gene Clark for the good looking one.
ReplyDeleteOh goody, someone's bringing politics into a non political topic..again.
ReplyDeleteDavy. Is deceased but I still don't think it's them too nice of guys and if it as they were programmed by their handlers to do so. Rabbit hole is deep.
ReplyDeleteOKC Teacher, thanks for that article!
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