Blind Item #6
This foreign born, still one hit wonder recently performed at a casino and asked a very big winner if he would like some company for the evening. The guy thought our singer was actually attracted to him for his looks. So, when she kept talking about shopping and gifts and things like that, he balked and made excuses to leave.
Iggy
ReplyDelete@Tricia +1
ReplyDeleteI don't get the draw tbh. Guess it has to be your thing.
ReplyDeleteIf this is a tribal reservation Casino could this be considered an offer to canoe?
ReplyDelete🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 I apologize.
She looks like a man to me.
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ReplyDeleteShe's not attractive at all, I don't get it.
ReplyDeleteBut anyways, man, some of these women are so stupid. It's so easy to keep the gravy coming, Ladies! Just don't be an idiot! I've experienced this with strippers - having a good time, I'm happy, she's playing her role.... and then boom - a stupid comment about money or she gets extra greedy and the fantasy is broken. Don't make your customer feel like an ATM! It's so simple.
You don't know the half
ReplyDeleteThis shit get real
Valley girls giving blowjobs for Louboutins
What you call that?
Head over heels
STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY Classy Iggy.
She walked up to a stranger and just asked him for gifts? Even street hookers aren't that crass.
ReplyDeleteI'm convinced she stole Enty's futon, we should chip in for an Ikea order. It won't dull the memories but at least he'll have a comfortable place to sit when he watches TV.
ReplyDelete@Johnthepeon.
ReplyDeleteWell I laughed.
Max, if they were smart, they wouldn't be hookers and strippers.
ReplyDeleteI didn't know what she looked like, so I started to type her name into the search bar. The first suggestion was "iggy azalea twerking." Ah, the kind of girl you can't wait to take home to meet your mom!
+1 John the peon
ReplyDelete@Cail, I'll disagree with you there. I know several strippers here in Portland that are smart as fuck.
ReplyDeletecanoe. lol.
ReplyDeleteThere are fascinating economic studies of stripping, how much more money strippers make with boob jobs, what time of the month strippers earn the most, etc. They say that economics is the dismal science, but I think economists still have fun lol.
ReplyDeleteI've known two strippers. They both lived high on the hog on the way up but it got ugly when their looks start deteriorating. They both became addicts. One went into rehab but she's pretty much broken and is just a ghost of her younger self.
ReplyDeleteShe's useless even as a hooker. Not a very bright girl. And with an expensive coke addiction. This won't end well.
ReplyDeleteCan you imagine what goes through the minds of women like this? "I sold my pussy to some guy with money in exchange for a necklace and a pair of shoes." I mean really???
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