This foreign born A- list dual threat actor who some say might not return as his character in the superhero world is talking smack about the A+ lister who he once called his girlfriend. He has a group chat going with several people and is filled with memes about her battle pans and freeing her boyfriend.
Hiddleston/Swift
ReplyDeleteIs a male beard a merkin?
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DeleteA male beard is called a "tuxedo."
Yeppers...Looks Like Loki is Lurking lol
DeleteFirst thing he’s done i dig
@Geeljire, yes!
ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck are "battle pans"?
ReplyDeleteHere is a battle pan
ReplyDeletehttps://laughingsquid.com/combat-kitchenware-custom-frying-pans-with-a-sword-hilt-handle/
I gotta get me one of those, Lurky!
DeleteFor the pun if nothing else.
Battle pan
ReplyDeleteThis sounds like some CDAN/PUBG marketing crossover
Shame on you for monetizing your bullshit gossip website Enty, you don't provide a valuable public service for free, unlike those unsung hardworking heroes and martyrs at TMZ and Gawker
These blinds are getting worse and worse!
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Definitely a merkin. I've never heard "tuxedo"...
ReplyDeleteSo the "man" who pretended to date TS, wore a I heart TS shirt and pretended those g*d awful shots on the beach weren't planned is making fun of the person he was bearding for????? Pot --- Kettle!!
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He's the one who put on the t-shirt so he shouldnt open his mouth too big tbh. Altho again I'm not buying it.
ReplyDeleteAlso take it or leave it but https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/tom-hiddlestone-i-love-taylor-swift-vest-shirt-gq-interview-explanation-beach-fourth-july-a7571386.html
These are considered "not funny" and "controversial" by The Onion in The Year of Our Idols 5779
ReplyDeleteI hope he at least got a new publicist after that "relationship".
ReplyDeleteWho did I read a blind about who used a frying pan to clock a lover?
ReplyDeleteHe's STILL carrying on about her? he needs to get help.
ReplyDeleteCruz I'm a Lok'd out gangsta set trippin' banger
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His bitterness is the only reason I think they really had a fling that ended badly. When it's a contract deal, you don't give a shit when its over. But yeah, I imagine her latest armpiece needs to be freed right about now. He looked fucking miserable when he was photographed at one of her shows. Then again, who wouldn't be? She can't sing in tune to save her life.
ReplyDeleteSo Hiddleston is straight! Yess😍😁
ReplyDeleteGod what a pussy, no one put a gun to his head and made him beard, all he saw was the free publicity. A moments google search would have warned him how ruthless she is. The new beard already got a couple of movie parts and publicity out of it, doubt he will be around after her tour finishes. Still, join the queue of ex-beards who hate her guts.
ReplyDeleteMAMA
DeleteJUST KILLED A MAN
PUT MY GUN AGAINST HIS HEAD
MADE HIM BEARD AND NOW HE'S DEAD
Mama...life had just begun
DeleteBut now i’ve gone & thrown the beard away...
This only makes me want to hang out with Hiddles MORE. I love the thought of him sitting around being petty with other A-listers.
ReplyDeleteHe's so bitter about the "relationship" not because it was real and he was actually heartbroken, but because the whole stunt did the opposite of what it was supposed to do for him. That summer, everyone was saying he was supposed to be the next Bond, and then they did a hard pass on him for that. Even his huge fans stopping fanning over him so much, because the publicity summer stunt was shoved so far down their throats that they couldn't take it, it was very pukeworthy. His name got big after that, but for the wrong reasons. He probably sees that this stunt with Alwyn is actually working for him, getting him awards and roles. Not that I necessarily believe this blind, just that he has definitely come across as bitter about the whole thing, and I disagree that it's because it was a "real" relationship, but truly believe its because it was a terrible terrible PR move for him.
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Delete+1 to Moonagedaydream6. Even people who are casual fans could smell this particular showmance a mile away.
ReplyDeleteI will give it to Hiddleston though, 1) he at least looked like he was having fun and 2) didn't get roped in like another foreign born A- list dual threat superhero-world actor did.
Plus I hear he's hung like a horse, so props to TayTay if she got to hit that.
Is battle pans an auto correct of butt implants?
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DeleteNotice Enty gifted us a HiddleSwift blind right after it was in the comments?🤔
ReplyDeleteGeeljire Shut the fuck up already
ReplyDeletereally, taylor swift is the reason why they passed up hiddleston for bond? i mean come on now, i don't like her but that's a bit of a reach isn't it?
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