Blind Item #5
There was one person who was not happy for that engagement announcement this week. This A+ list singer. She did her staged photos and has learned enough to make the pap stand slightly further back to make them look as if they possibly were not staged. They still were, but she tried. She had her forest like publicist leak a bunch of great sounding quotes that were super generic and banal, but would normally sell. No word on who exactly holds a beer bottle that way, but I digress. That former A+ lister our current A+ lister hates with a passion stole every single bit of her thunder though and the vanilla staged relationship is headed to the meh pile even though the A+ lister did what she has only ever done once in her life in a photo. Worn a bikini and showed her belly button. The unknown she snatched straight from drama school to her casting call interests no one.
Tay/Katy Perry and the Bieber engagement?
ReplyDeleteThinking she did stages pix with Joe Alwyn? Made him wear an”I ❤️ Taylor” Tee??
ReplyDeleteDidn't she do that with tom Hiddleston too. What is wrong with that girl?
DeleteWhat do they have to do with the Bieber engagement? Or am I missing something
ReplyDeleteBieber's engagement stole the thunder from her staged photos with Joe and her showing her belly button
ReplyDeleteI bet she has a collection of I <3 Taylor gear that she likes to dress them up in
ReplyDelete@Carlina thank you for the clarification! This blind was confusing
ReplyDeleteNo one cared about her staged pics with Joe because everyone was fixated with Beiber engagement.
ReplyDelete@Ophelia You're welcome. Yes they are usually confusing because of how he words it
ReplyDeleteDid you really have to use "snatched" ? ;)
ReplyDeleteLOL @ The beer bottle
ReplyDeleteI was wondering about that. It's a very unique method of holding it...
Maybe the pinkie out is "British." Like a tea cup. LOL. The subconscious foils us every time.
DeleteDoes Swifty actually think anyone believes she's in a real relationship with someone of the male persuasion. Just because it's been a hot minute, no one believes any pictures of Taylor aren't staged. Poor girl is delusional!
ReplyDeleteWhen used to describe a human being what does "forest like" mean?
ReplyDeleteYes ?
DeleteHer publicists name is Tree
DeleteHave you seen the way he holds her hand? I mean, the way she holds his hand. Sorry, I meant how she holds only 3 fingers because he seems pretty lazy?
ReplyDelete"forest like" just brings to mind Chandler yelling at Tom Sellick that he's a big tree in friends
ReplyDeleteYou big tree! Ha Ha!
DeletePlenty of her fans still buy her hetro status but the G.P. is not interested in mr twink oatmeal. Her previous beards had their own fame to increase tabloid sales.
ReplyDeleteI could see Tom Selleck being described as "tree-like" due to him being quite hirsute, but "forest-like"? C'mon.
ReplyDeleteTay Tay / her bf Joe something and Bieber's engagement.
ReplyDeleteThe pics are so weird. Who holds the hands of the gf like that and also the beer bottle 😂😂
Plus there was a considerable distance between them
Taylor's publicist is named Tree...
ReplyDeleteDefinitely Selena Gomez and the Bieber engagement. She has "happy" photos all over the internets right now.
ReplyDeleteWhat a grumpy face he has every time he's with her. And to think she gave him something letting new staged photos surface the same day they released a trailer for his new movie. Ungrateful.
ReplyDeleteTaylor publicist is named Tree, that's why the "florest like" tip
ReplyDeleteBut for an actor, that Alwyn guy seems terrible, can't even fake this rs
It's a pretty big world out there, plenty of room for both Bieb and Taylor to exist and lead happy lives. Shame if she's really as self-absorbed as the blind would indicate.
ReplyDeleteNice V-line on Tay.
ReplyDeleteSolid, solid point. @Neil
ReplyDeleteShe literally wears a bikini in a montage of one of her behind the scenes type music videos lol Clearly enty doesnt follow Taylor very closely or does research.
ReplyDeleteI do think she hates bieber tho. Never forget "can we have another question?" or her avoiding him at the same award show. Also Selena is like her BF so, understandable
Also just google "Taylor swift bikini" and you get tons of pictures. With belly button showing lmao. You tried.
ReplyDeleteHey pinky out carrying a bottle can happen when your hands are big, all your fingers don't fit in one spot. But you really should be carrying two bottles in one hand at the beach anyway.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't sea glass come from all the drunks throwing their bottles into the waves, nature is wondrous.
Oh right the link,
ReplyDeletehttps://people.com/music/taylor-swift-joe-alwyn-stroll-hand-in-hand-caribbean-getaway/
The general public either sees through the shit and knows she's into women, or at the very least, that her "relationships" have been fake AF, or they really think that she's into dating as many men as she can to break up and write an album about them. So they are really touting this relationship. Need to make sure it lasts "two years", and then the media can stop calling her a maneater. Make sure everyone knows she has what it takes to make a lasting relationship. But here's the thing, no one really cares. She went away, disappeared, and got what she wanted - people stopped talking about her.
ReplyDeleteAnd I believe this stunt was more for him than it was for her - he has a new movie coming out, more details were announced this week.
But here's a tip Taylor - if you're going to use staged pap pics, maybe stop using Backgrid for every single one? Such a coincidence that they happened to come across her resort, while weeks before they happened to come across her in North London too.. c'mon Tay Tay. We aren't that stupid.
Also don't know how they think this PR relationship is going to do anything for him. If I was a casting director, there's no hope in hell that I would look at this guy and think he's a good actor.
ReplyDeleteThis blind is beyond stupid - it couldn't be more obvious between the million clues that it's directed at Taylor, so not really a blind anyways. Plus she hates Bieber, why tf would she care at all about his engagement? Celebs call these dumb pap shoots like crazy regardless, this is nothing new and her tour is doing well, doesn't really "need" it. It was pretty clearly a subtle media push to get him in the spotlight for his next press round for the upcoming movie, but of course some bitter Entern has to make it more than it is.
ReplyDeleteWhy are there so many obviously faked (looking at you sports) and pointless blinds now? Between all of that and the novella length ones, CDAN is losing its charm.
That People mag story is vomitously bad. How do these people live with themselves?
ReplyDeleteI agree with you @unknown enty hates Taylor and tries to push the closeted agenda all based off the video with Karli that looked like they were kissing from one angle but when you see from another you can see they aren't. I'm not saying all her relationships have been real some are for PR like a lot of celebrities the Taylor Laughtner one was to promote the Valentine's day film.
ReplyDeleteShe would get more press if she came out as gay or bi. Zzzzz
ReplyDeleteThonker,
ReplyDeleteIt's because Taylor made a big deal about paps with their long lenses making money off her showing her belly button. I think that's what Enty meant. It was an interview in 2015 but she has obviously shown it since then.
"I don’t like showing my belly button. When you start showing your belly button then you’re really committing to the midriff thing. I only partially commit to the midriff thing—you’re only seeing lower rib cage. I don’t want people to know if I have one or not.”
I don't want people to know if I have one or not? Seriously Taylor?
I can't stand this chick!
Actually, everybody I know holds their beer bottle that way. Keeps from warming the beer up and making your hands cold.
ReplyDelete"Forest like" - Taylor's publicist is a Nashville veteran named Tree Paine.
ReplyDeleteObviosly she wants to keep some parts of her life private, like a private life.
ReplyDelete"Taylor Swift" is a business, and part of that is the PR stuff, that she likes to keep to a minimum effort.
It doesn't mean she's a tranny, or scissoring KK, or a-sexual, or pegging alwyn, or anything other than her real private life is hers and hers alone. As one great american opined about brit-brit, "leave taylor alone!"
Taylor should just come out, her and Karlie are a much more interesting couple than that fake bf she has now
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