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This comedic actor who died relatively young is most famous for being the title character in a popular sitcom from the early days of television. He is also known for his lifelong friendship starting in childhood with this iconic permanently A list multiple Oscar winning actor. It was rumored that they were lovers. He had a particular kink – he liked to have sex with very heavy women and was known to seek out obese ladies of the evening. What is funny about this is the comedic actor had a small, mousy build which was part of his shtick.
What, he used to prowl Walmart at night?
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ReplyDeleteOmg first name that sprung to mind.
DeleteMy particular kink is Schindler's List roleplay with Jewish MILFs in NYC
ReplyDeleteObese ladies of the evening
ReplyDeleteAnd you have the fucking gall to bitch about the writing here
Ozzie Nelson, Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet? He died at 69. Is that relatively young?
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ReplyDeleteWait.. Where'd you go William??
Delete"I never met a Holocaust survivor who didn't survive the Holocaust."
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ah nm Ozzie wasn't small or mousy
ReplyDeleteAnd William scores!
ReplyDelete"Hey listen here
ReplyDeleteNow your mortgages and homes
I got stiffness in the bones
Ain't no beauty queens in this locality (I tell you)
Oh but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure
Heap big woman you gonna make a big man out of me
Now get this"
So Wally got both when Marlon got fat?
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ReplyDelete+1 William, good catch, died at 48
ReplyDeleteHis close friendship with Marlon Brando was the subject of rumors. Brando told a journalist: "If Wally had been a woman, I would have married him and we would have lived happily ever after",[7] and writer/editor Beauregard Houston-Montgomery has stated that while high on marijuana Brando confessed to him that Cox had been the love of his life.[8] However, two of Cox's wives dismissed the suggestion that the love was more than platonic.[2]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wally_Cox
William M. has got it. It was "the early days of television". Wally Cox played a nebbishy comic character a little bit like Don Knotts, but it was an act. He wasn't actually a nebbish. Sort of like Woody Allen, who produced and directed a slew of movies while playing a character afraid of his own shadow.
ReplyDeleteSort of like Woody Allen, who produced and directed a slew of movies while raping children.
DeleteHow would the wives know?
ReplyDeleteA noted poet once composed, "Let me smell yo dick"
DeleteOmg hahahahaha
DeleteThere are no rape allegations against Woody Allen and only one molestation allegation against him.
ReplyDeleteHere we go again
DeleteFew, only one. I feel much better hearing this
Delete"Here we go again" get outta ma head Geel lol
ReplyDeleteGee, is pedophilia a kink or just considered being a good Muslim?
ReplyDeleteWe should not waste this beautiful blind about an old time comedic actor with a porn star name who made Brando fall in love with him and had a thing for large ladies. Even the teenage mutant ninja turtles know what Allen is at this point and they're buried in a sewer, which is where you'd have to be not to see the truth.
ReplyDeleteMilton Berle maybe
ReplyDeleteOk, the answer everyone loves was deleted. Hmmmm...
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ReplyDeleteMurdered at age 49.
Star of Hogan's Heroes.
This muz only gets upset when non muz rape little kids.
ReplyDeleteAn entire 'religion' based on the ramblings of a self confessed pedo. Exactly how inbred do you have to be to worship a man who married a 6 year old?
No wonder Allah hates them so much, he makes them all kill one another. I'd be pissed too.
But Woody Allen frequently mentions sex with an underage girl in all his films. It’s so obvious.
ReplyDeleteYou guys know how older brothers play-slap younger ones, with their own hands while repeating 'why are you hitting yourself' ?
ReplyDeleteWhenever I read the papers or watch the news and the never ending muz-on-muz warring, and blowing each other to pieces and all that jazz, I always picture Allah floating around with a shisha going 'why are you pedo-worshippers killing each other in my name?' BOOM 'why are you pedo-woshippers killing each other in my name' BOOM , etc
So Wally Cox liked fat chicks
ReplyDeletePretty tame
Unless there is concrete proof or someone else steps out and makes the allegation, allusions in a fictional script are meaningless. And "all his films" is actually a reference to younger women, not children, in some of his films years ago.
ReplyDeleteComedian: Wally Cox
ReplyDeleteShow: Mr. Peepers
Friend: Marlon Brando
But the blind is wrong about Cox's build. He was actually quite muscular.
So he fucked fat chicks and Brando? Kind of a weird combination. Was everyone back then bi or what?
ReplyDeleteWally Cox? Mr Peepers was his show I think
ReplyDeletedid somebody say Howdy Doody???!!!??? LMFAO literally
ReplyDelete33-page decision from New York Supreme Court Justice Elliott Wilk in Woody Allen’s 1992 custody suit
ReplyDeleteSummary:
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/danny-shea/heres-the-1993-woody-alle_b_4746866.html
Full version:
https://www.scribd.com/document/205403621/Allen-v-Farrow-Custody-Ruling-June-7-1993
As far as Woody Allen goes, there is exactly ONE allegation against him. And it is not credible, no matter how much some may want it to be. No, I am not saying that Dylan is lying. But she absolutely is not credible.
ReplyDeleteTake a seat, woody.
DeleteI'm not saying you did it. I'm just saying you probably didnt not.
John Ritter
ReplyDelete"Gee, is pedophilia a kink or just considered being a good Muslim?"
ReplyDeleteThe vast majority of pedophiles aren't Muslim......but try telling that to low IQ Republicans. Hey, do you remember Christian GOP child molester Denny Hastert?
Wally Cox, who went to my high school - LONNNNG before I was there.
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