I don't know if it makes him feel young or what, but this permanent A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and stars in two of the biggest movie franchises of all time likes to go with when people buy drugs for him. Apparently he likes to know where they are coming from and who is doing the selling. This is most likely to happen when he is not in LA. So, if you sell drugs and the actor is coming to town, don't be shocked if you meet him up close and in person.
Samual L Jackson
ReplyDeleteJohnny Depp??
ReplyDeleteI'd agree with @MD above, but is johnny depp lucid enough to get his own drugs these days?
ReplyDeleteHarrison Ford?
ReplyDeleteThat's who I was thinking.
DeleteMorgan Freeman?
ReplyDeleteJohnny looks like he has AIDS, even though he isn't a homo, fuck he looks even worse than that. Damn son, and producers are still hiring his drug addled ass? It's not just the weight loss, that nigga looks sick, someone get him to rehab before he ODs.
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ReplyDeleteI was thinking that but I honestly can't see Harrison Ford buying anything but weed, and its legal here now so why even bother going thru all the hoops w/a drug dealer when you can literally call a number and they deliver confidentially.
indiana jones and star wars being the 'biggest franchises of all time'...i guess? Ive never seen an indiana jones movie ever *ducks*
Yeah I though same thing... unless he does opioids because of those injuries he got from near fatal plane wreck?
DeleteOr something stronger that would be black market ? No idea ...
DeleteI can see this as Ford. I remember that one night show interview with him where he was clearly on something. The popular consensus was it was LSD.
Delete@vessimede
ReplyDeleteyour trolling skills need work, we don't do amateurs here.
count jerkula, where are you? show em how its done!
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DeleteI’ve been missing the Count, I must admit.
DeleteSounds like Depp to me.
ReplyDeleteHarrison Ford randomly showed up at a pizza shop in a small college town near me. I live in Mass and not not even in the big city areas. We legalized weed AND have a big opioid crisis. There was no reason for him to be in the area -- no events or anything he would be attending. I wonder if he was...shopping?
ReplyDeleteThat is random!
DeleteAlso let’s forget this is the 73 (or something) year old who still sports an earring I believe....👀
@notthisagain - The difference between The Count and The Stool is that the Count is totally being himself. The Stool just talks shit because he's --what do we call it these days?-- THIRSTY for attention. And you're right, he's strictly amateur.
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Delete@Vess, he is looking like shit probably for the movie "Richard says goodbye", it's about a college professor diagnosed with a terminal illness.
ReplyDeleteThought of Harrison Ford immediately. Anyone really think Depp cares or is cautious enough to do this??
ReplyDeleteAnthony Hopkins!
ReplyDeleteWhy the hell not!
DeleteWhat's Depp's franchise besides Pirates?
ReplyDeleteanother good question travis. Certainly not one that was one of biggest of all time.
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ReplyDeleteI am almost hoping this is Harrison Ford, and not my beloved H4!
ReplyDeleteStallone fits. I believe he won an Academy Award for his Rocky script.
ReplyDeleteFantastic Beasts is his other franchise, but I wouldn't consider that one of the biggest movie franchises of all time.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to go with the H Ford guess. He's had way bigger franchises than Depp (Star Wars and Indiana Jones).
ReplyDeleteFantastic beasts is still considered Harry Potter. Just couldn’t see old ass Harrison following someone around for drugs. O
ReplyDeleteYou don't have to be 'gay' to become infected with the HIV virus. Sharing dirty needles will do it, too. Harrison Ford 73? I think I am a couple of months older than he is, so that makes him 76. And, yes, I have a Harrison Ford/Mike Nichols story, but I won't bore you. It's Saturday.
ReplyDeleteDid Mike really play for the other team?? Did Diane Sawyer just look the other way??
Delete+1 from what I heard
DeleteLet's see....STARS IN two of the biggest movie franchises of all time
ReplyDeleteHarrison Ford has "Star Wars" and "Indiana Jones."
Chris Pratt has "Guardians" and "Jurassic."
Robt. Downey Jr. has Marvel and....Sherlock Holmes? Is that a franchise?
Sam Jackson has Marvel and was in a Die Hard movie and soon his second Shaft movie...but does he really "star" in any of them besides that one Shaft movie?
Johnny Depp has "Pirates" and.....the Lewis Carroll films? Do two movies count as a franchise, especially when the second one bombs?
I would go with Harrison Ford, but that just seems weird in context here.
SLJ is also in Star Wars as Mace Windu
DeleteHarrison Ford never struck me as a druggie. Maybe due to tbe distress over his son and midlife crisis, RDJ has returned to his youthful habits? Depp has been looking great in more recent photos and sounds lucid again in video clips and interviews on tour with the Vampires. Due to his rapid weight loss, which may be for a film about skinny John McAfee, he could use some plastic surgery for the neck skin. Looking good is part of his job.
ReplyDeleteNeither Jerkula or barstool are particular clever or interesting. As for "amateur," I wasn't aware there was such a thing as "professional trolls?"
ReplyDeleteBarstool, Depp has just played a terminally ill man and the film is still in post production, meaning if they need to reshoot any scenes or add new ones then he has to keep up his appearance. He's skinny, pale and looks like a dude in his mid 50s. Other than that, I don't get the hysteria.
I don't think this BI is about Depp though, tbh.
Harrison Ford is movies only. Stallone had a reality boxing show about a decade ago.
ReplyDeleteDDonna Tarttty, Sam Jackson was also Mace Windu in Star Wars
ReplyDeleteMDAnderson: Did it ever occur to you that maybe Diane plays for the other team, as well? I would love to be on line in the ladies room behind Diane, Oprah and Gail! The paint would be peeling off the walls! Harrison has been doing drugs since his mother changed his last diaper. Pot, I'm told.
ReplyDeleteI have heard that as well. But there have been more whispers about Mike. There was a recent book that basically outed him so I wanted to know if it was true. Diane was pretty silent on the book. And from what I’m reading I know why. Love your stories by the way.
DeleteOne of my oldest dearest GFs went to his acting school(Called The Acting school ), I think-2 year program and he was Director. Was very present at classes (I went to a few as a guest), and he as there. Very charming and nice.
DeleteBut gay. His”assistant” was as well😉
New Actors Workshop was the school*
DeleteI read an excerpt from Richard Avedon bio about their “friendship”. Seemed believable but was unsure because of his marriage to Diane. They just seemed really in love when I saw them once when I was eating at a restaurant in NYC. He also looked very frail so I wasn’t surprised when he died a couple of years later.
DeleteHere's another long shot guess:
ReplyDeleteSylvester Stallone, he starred in the Expendables, Rocky and Rambo franchises. He Was nominated for an Academy Award for the first Rocky film.
MDAnderson: I saw Mike Nichols twice. First time in the mid-80s when he was backstage in Tommy Tune's dressing room. My One & Only was in previews. He came out the dressing room with, wait for it, Merv Griffin! My 9 yr old dtr. was invited to the performance by Tommy. Long story. She didn't know who either of the two were. I sort of blinked a couple of times. Hmm. Mike & Merv. Then, in 1990 I was working for a men's suit designer who had just done the wardrobe for a film. We were invited to come to a private screening by the director. I totally didn't want to go because this was not my kind of film. The designer and I were standing in the hallway just outside the tiny theater. Someone joined my boss. He said, "Oh, Boo! Tell Bob about bla-bla-bla." So I told Bob, whom I didn't know, the story. He screamed with laughter. I heard two men behind me also convulsing in laughter. They proceeded down the hall to another theater. When we got in our seats, my boss turned to me and said, "Well, Mike Nichols & Harrison Ford loved your story, too!" Whattttttt? Later they passed us in the hall as we were leaving. I got a big wink from Harrison and literally wet my pants. My boss's long-time 'companion' was a hugely famous designer, himself. They're both gone. Ah, good times! Loved the 80s!
ReplyDeleteTommy Tune was a lovely gentleman. Met him
DeleteMany times as a young gal (he choreographed many shows that were in my family’s workplace/theatres). Just a sweet ol
southern boy. Taller than the Empire State if I recall as well lol
Mike Nichols had a huge horse farm and a big sale one year. I went to take photos. Mike was a sweetie, probably because I looked like the press. Got a great candid of Candy Bergen. (The food was awful, catered by Alice's Restaurant.)
ReplyDeleteI think Star Wars and Marvel franchises have probably made the most money overall so would be a good guess for the "biggest of all time". Sam Jackson was in both so he is my guess.
ReplyDeleteChris Pratt
ReplyDeleteTommy Tune was and is an incredibly handsome man. He is one of the very few Native American super stars. I think his family is from Texas. My daughter adored him when she was young. We lived a few blocks from Broadway Row. She wrote him a love note (I think she was 9) and left it at the theater when I was at work. I knew nothing about this. Got a phone call one night from his assistant asking to speak to Jessa. She got on the phone and, from what I heard, had a fun chat with the assistant. She asked me if we were free Friday night. I said, sure. After she hung up she 'fessed up about the love note. She asked me to buy some flowers and have them sent to Tommy Tune's dressing room. She wanted Daisies, for some reason. We went to the show. Went backstage where I saw Mike Nichols and Merv Griffin. Also talked with Twiggy who was in the show. He was just incredibly kind and sweet to Jessa and gave her his undivided attention. Certainly a night she will never forget, I'm sure.
ReplyDeleteHarrison Ford is a pilot, and maintains a medical certificate. He was cleared in all of his recent “incidents” and never had his ticket pulled, IIRC. We are always under intense scrutiny and have to willingly subject to piss tests all the time. In my years in the aviation community, I have found that most pilots are really good and responsible people. It would really disappoint me is this was Jack Ryan.
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ReplyDeleteI think HF but other middle age/ old actor options:
ReplyDeleteKeanu - matrix and john wicks/ Speed
Ian mckellan - lord of the rings/ xmen
Orlando bloom- lord of the rings / pirates
Forgot about andy serkis -
ReplyDeleteLord of the rings/ star wars / planet of the apes... of course he's an under the radar type of star. A+ but without the pr the others get
http://www.boxofficemojo.com/people/?view=Actor&sort=sumgross&p=.htm
http://mentalfloss.com/article/70920/10-highest-grossing-movie-franchises-all-time
ReplyDeletecant wait to see harrison ford exposed regards #MeToo and #TimesUp
ReplyDeleteMelvin, Harrison Ford was in Amherst with Calista and her son, who is 17. So actually a college tour or orientation or w/e wouldn't be surprising.
ReplyDeleteBoo, I saw that Tommy Tune and Twiggy show when I was young, too. They did a dance splashing in water. My One & Only, I think? Charming. I've heard nothing but good things about Tommy Tune.
'Mostly movie,actor' i dont actually think this is about johnny depp
ReplyDeleteI love Boo and Tricia's inside stories, which are detailed enough to have the ring of truth.
ReplyDeleteBoo's 9 year old daughter was particularly charming. THIS is what I come to the site for. Not competition to see who can troll the hardest, about politics or otherwise.
Thanks, ladies!