This A list reality star from a long running franchise of which she has an on again/off again type relationship makes sure she is the tip dog at the show by finding a series of barely legal teens to pleasure her boss.
Fuck all those gotdamn Housewives, and fuck all of you who watch that shit and keep those assholes famous.
We wonder why people suck nowadays? People are rewarded with fame and money for being pieces of crap on tv. Reality tv has ruined society. I cannot wait for this shit genre to fucking die.
@parissucksliterally: I typically don't comment on this site. Rather a long time lurker... I have to say your comment is one of the BEST and FUNNIEST comments I have read. I was literally laughing out loud. Cheers to your sentiments!
Bethenny finally drove off her "BFF" Carole Radziwill. When confronted by a new co-star who's competition for her place as most popular socialite in Andy's eyes, Bethenny either attacks or befriends. She tried and succeeded in destroying Kelly Bensimon. But it didn't win her popularity points, so when Carole "widow of a Kennedy-cousin and best friends with JFK Jr. and Caroline Bessette" Radziwill joined the show, Bethenny made her think they were best friends and hung with her to gain social standing. Not sure why Carole was remotely impressed by Bethenny, but she fell hard. Realizing that Carole had become her obsequious toady made Bethenny loathe her, so she gaslit her for the past year or so, to the point that Carole ran away screaming from the dysfunctionality. Bethenny probably freaked when Andy signed on Tinsley, but on discovering that she's a blithering idiot and bigot that Andy didn't personally care for, she decided not to worry about her. Just my 2 cents.
Housewives franchise is like brain candy, can be enjoyable but not necessarily good for you. We are only shown what the editors and producers want us to see and in their job is to create an ongoing storyline, drama, controversy to enrage or engage viewers. Most make judgements based on surface info and don't really care about how/why someone acted or reacted they way they did. If someone is painted to be a certain way, the public will keep that in the back of their mind and are predisposed to viewing them in that light.
Bethenny came from a fractured upbringing. She had to be self-reliant and scrappy to get where she is. Her default is survival mode (had to be for so many years growing up); whenever she starts to trust, make herself vulnerable, she gets hurt or attacked. Sometimes we build walls not to keep people out, but to see who will care enough to break through and come in. She calls things as she sees them, but owns that they're *her* opinions, and she cops to her mistakes. She really tries to learn and grow (look at all she's done for Puerto Rico, when everyone else seemed to forget about the people there). She's also human, but seems to be treated like she doesn't have feelings. Often the strongest on the outside are the softest on the inside.
I don't like reality tv when they show multiple close up camera angles of the same stilted conversation but you never see the cameras. Like wait a sec, if one shot was over one person's shoulder and the other shot was over the shoulder of the person sitting across from the first, we should have a seen a fuckin' camera somewhere. They're obviously doing multiple takes of the same crappy scripted conversation, that's fake as sh!t. And these aren't trained actresses either.
So it's basically a crappy soap opera with unskilled people. Screw that noise, I'd rather fire up Y&R and watch Victor rip someone a new one while Adam schemes and Sharon is gorgeous, Nick just can't accept that she only loves bad boys ;)
Eh, I think reality TV is just a mirror of what's already been going on around us. It didn't change the public, it's just a reflection of what society has become for many people. People had to have designer jeans and designer shoes and looked up to rich folks long before reality TV came along. Not to say there isn't a ton of trash reality TV but there are shows that are harmless as well. To claim it ruined society is just a bit hyperbolic. When people stop watching, those shows will stop being produced.
@ T.W., there are loads of divorces after these ladies become housewives. The thing that gets me is that they all have have these horrible, dramatic blowouts, and then go on vacation together. I know it’s part of the contract, but if any of my girlfriends started screaming at me, throwing drinks at me, or snatching my wig, I damn sure wouldn’t be going out of the country with them- unless I planned on leaving them there.
+1parissucksliterally. My channel is glued to TCM for the last five years or so. Used to love COPS. Celebrity Rehab was wonderful. I surf the net for my news, of course read DM. Think I'm better for only catching 1/2 episode of karcrash. Bread and circuses. If we use these shows as 'diversion', do we have something of substance from which we are diverting ourselves?
Nene and Andy Cohen?
ReplyDeleteOr maybe Bethany
Has to be Bethany. She should have been fire a long time ago.
ReplyDeleteI first thought Nene & Andy Cohen. Bethanny wouldn't surprise me.
ReplyDeleteFuck all those gotdamn Housewives, and fuck all of you who watch that shit and keep those assholes famous.
ReplyDeleteWe wonder why people suck nowadays? People are rewarded with fame and money for being pieces of crap on tv. Reality tv has ruined society. I cannot wait for this shit genre to fucking die.
+1 Paris
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ReplyDelete+1,000,000 @parissucksliterally
ReplyDelete@parissucksliterally: I typically don't comment on this site. Rather a long time lurker... I have to say your comment is one of the BEST and FUNNIEST comments I have read. I was literally laughing out loud. Cheers to your sentiments!
ReplyDeleteBethenny. New York-based fag hag, Andy-sycophant, Alpha Housewife.
ReplyDeleteSounds more like Luanne than Bethany to me.
ReplyDeleteBethenny.
ReplyDeleteI love the 'wives. Analyzing their personality disorders is my favorite hobby.
parissucksliterally, I agree.
ReplyDeleteBethenny finally drove off her "BFF" Carole Radziwill. When confronted by a new co-star who's competition for her place as most popular socialite in Andy's eyes, Bethenny either attacks or befriends. She tried and succeeded in destroying Kelly Bensimon. But it didn't win her popularity points, so when Carole "widow of a Kennedy-cousin and best friends with JFK Jr. and Caroline Bessette" Radziwill joined the show, Bethenny made her think they were best friends and hung with her to gain social standing. Not sure why Carole was remotely impressed by Bethenny, but she fell hard. Realizing that Carole had become her obsequious toady made Bethenny loathe her, so she gaslit her for the past year or so, to the point that Carole ran away screaming from the dysfunctionality. Bethenny probably freaked when Andy signed on Tinsley, but on discovering that she's a blithering idiot and bigot that Andy didn't personally care for, she decided not to worry about her. Just my 2 cents.
ReplyDeleteGarbage tv from a garbage network.
ReplyDelete@parissucksliterally thanks for that.
ReplyDelete+100000000000000000000000000000000 @parissucksliterally
ReplyDeleteThis is 100% that hag Bethenny. Furious with her that she ran off Carole.
ReplyDeleteWe need to stop putting drunk old women on television and go back to locking them up in the attic where they belong
ReplyDeleteHousewives franchise is like brain candy, can be enjoyable but not necessarily good for you. We are only shown what the editors and producers want us to see and in their job is to create an ongoing storyline, drama, controversy to enrage or engage viewers. Most make judgements based on surface info and don't really care about how/why someone acted or reacted they way they did. If someone is painted to be a certain way, the public will keep that in the back of their mind and are predisposed to viewing them in that light.
ReplyDeleteBethenny came from a fractured upbringing. She had to be self-reliant and scrappy to get where she is. Her default is survival mode (had to be for so many years growing up); whenever she starts to trust, make herself vulnerable, she gets hurt or attacked. Sometimes we build walls not to keep people out, but to see who will care enough to break through and come in. She calls things as she sees them, but owns that they're *her* opinions, and she cops to her mistakes. She really tries to learn and grow (look at all she's done for Puerto Rico, when everyone else seemed to forget about the people there). She's also human, but seems to be treated like she doesn't have feelings. Often the strongest on the outside are the softest on the inside.
Agreed
DeleteI was going to comment, then realized I didn't care!! I'm waiting for the good stuff like Teen Mom and Croatian tennis player blinds.....
ReplyDeleteI don't like reality tv when they show multiple close up camera angles of the same stilted conversation but you never see the cameras. Like wait a sec, if one shot was over one person's shoulder and the other shot was over the shoulder of the person sitting across from the first, we should have a seen a fuckin' camera somewhere. They're obviously doing multiple takes of the same crappy scripted conversation, that's fake as sh!t. And these aren't trained actresses either.
ReplyDeleteSo it's basically a crappy soap opera with unskilled people. Screw that noise, I'd rather fire up Y&R and watch Victor rip someone a new one while Adam schemes and Sharon is gorgeous, Nick just can't accept that she only loves bad boys ;)
+1 parissucksliterally! Very well said.
ReplyDeleteIs she the "tip" dog on the "bare" show?
ReplyDeleteCant take it seriously when you see that!😉
DeleteEnty must be really hung over this morning!
ReplyDeleteI thought my proofreading was bad!
C'Mon, Enty! You are better than this!
blah blah blah "brain candy". It is REWARDING people with money and fame for being ASSHOLES.
ReplyDeletePeriod.
parissucksliterally - YES YES YES - spot on!!!
ReplyDeleteAre any of those Housewives married?
ReplyDelete"Tip dog"--my new fave typo here! The all-time one which I can't remember had to so with some hit-man or mafia thing. I should have bookmarked it!
ReplyDeleteEh, I think reality TV is just a mirror of what's already been going on around us. It didn't change the public, it's just a reflection of what society has become for many people. People had to have designer jeans and designer shoes and looked up to rich folks long before reality TV came along. Not to say there isn't a ton of trash reality TV but there are shows that are harmless as well. To claim it ruined society is just a bit hyperbolic. When people stop watching, those shows will stop being produced.
ReplyDelete+100000000000000 @parissucksliterally
ReplyDelete@ T.W., there are loads of divorces after these ladies become housewives. The thing that gets me is that they all have have these horrible, dramatic blowouts, and then go on vacation together. I know it’s part of the contract, but if any of my girlfriends started screaming at me, throwing drinks at me, or snatching my wig, I damn sure wouldn’t be going out of the country with them- unless I planned on leaving them there.
ReplyDelete+1parissucksliterally. My channel is glued to TCM for the last five years or so. Used to love COPS. Celebrity Rehab was wonderful. I surf the net for my news, of course read DM. Think I'm better for only catching 1/2 episode of karcrash. Bread and circuses. If we use these shows as 'diversion', do we have something of substance from which we are diverting ourselves?
ReplyDeleteI'm actually glad that I don't know who any of these people are.
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