Blind Item #10 - Reader Blind Item
This now retired used to be very powerful politician and party leader had a strange accident a few years ago that he attributed to a certain malfunction. The extent of the injuries was quite severe. The truth was he did take a fall and it did involve a malfunction, but the malfunction involved a mistake in his autoerotic asphyxiation practices.
Harry Reed?
ReplyDeleteHW Bush broke a bone in his neck due to a fall at his home a couple of years ago
ReplyDeletehttps://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/11743003/Former-US-president-George-HW-Bush-injured-in-fall.html
That's more believable than Harry Reid. I can just hear him yelling for Barbara to bring his special rope.
DeleteSandy I thought Harry Reed at first too
ReplyDeleteHarry Reid, ex-Senate Majority Leader. HW Bush has had Parkinson's for years and has been in a wheelchair for the past several years...
ReplyDeleteI heard that Reed had been beaten up by the mob, not this autoerotic stuff.
ReplyDeleteThere's a long list to choose from..
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Harry Reid got his ass kicked by his drunk brother. GWB is weird, very weird, so I will go with 43.
ReplyDeleteLOL Cheese.
ReplyDeleteDidn’t he try to sue the company.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2015/10/10/the-long-strange-saga-of-harry-reid-and-the-exercise-band/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.c243a247de76
ReplyDeleteReid.. resistance band (was that red?), shower door
ReplyDeletethe weird thing of HW's fall is when you fall you normally break something that is stopping your fall, like your wrist or hip. It's odd to fall in a way where the impact is the neck, especially for a routine trip in the house
ReplyDeleteNot if you are elderly and have Parkinson’s with rigidity. It happens a lot.
DeleteI’m voting Harry Reid. He’s a weasel.
ReplyDeleteHarry Reid for sure. Sicko!
ReplyDeleteSo the exercise band and the cabinet beat him up for not following orders, fascinating, don't mess with the inanimate objects lobby.
ReplyDelete"Reid was exercising with a rubber resistance band in his bathroom on New Year's Day 2015 when the band reportedly broke or slipped from his hands, causing him to spin around and strike his face on a cabinet. Reid lost vision in his right eye and suffered a concussion, broken orbital bones, and a broken rib."
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2016/09/16/trump-jokes-exercise-band-blinded-harry-reid-one-eye/90488296/
It’s Harry Reid. Said his treadmill malfunctioned. Couldn’t be HW. He’s too old and frail and has been for years.
ReplyDeleteHarry Reid. Decrepit perv.
ReplyDeleteI think Harry Reid
ReplyDeleteResistance Band Reid. It all makes sense now. The injury actually DID involve the use of a resistance band.
ReplyDeletecould be any of them IMHO...another EWEEEE...don't want to think about any of them in any sexual act...
ReplyDeleteHarry Reid for real. If I remember correctly, when Netanyahu addressed congress in 2015, Reid looked like he'd been in a skiing accident and then got pistol-whipped then run over by a bus.
ReplyDeleteIt's what happens when politicians think they're in charge, they get reminded that they're as important as the weatherman.
ReplyDeleteback in 2011, he slipped during a jog in the rain (dislocated his shoulder and bumped his forehead) Uh-huh domination dungeon..what
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ReplyDeleteAt least he was with someone he loved.
Definitely that assclown Harry Reid.
ReplyDeleteGWB has just the repressed public demeanor to be a freak-a-deek in private. I love this blind item so hard.
ReplyDeleteThis sounds like the accident Harry Reid had, but it was widely reported that the cover story about exercise was false and it was actually his drunk brother that beat his smug face into mush. I can't remember another high profile politician that fits this, though. It's hard to imagine that old asshole being into anything sexual...
ReplyDeleteWHAT ARE BUSH FAMILY VALUES YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF ASKING?
ReplyDeleteSodomy. Mind-bogglingly copious sodomy. And incest.
Maybe Harry was exercising his neck so he doesn't get the Mitch McConnell jowls!
ReplyDeleteNah. Somebody beat him up bad. That's what my D.C. friends told me at the time. He decided he wasn't going to run for re-election after that, too.
ReplyDeleteSome of these Reader Blind Items are pushing agendas, methinks. Bring back the shrimp gal! Was it Herrrrself?
@gauloise, elderly people often fall backward (my father for one), their falls are often caused by dizziness and not tripping over. The tendency is to hit the head when falling backward which can lead to neck injury or concussion.
ReplyDeleteAwwwwweee, he's a nasty freak too!!! And everyone thought it was the mob or his drunk brother who kicked his ass!
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