Believe it or not I've never seen one of these.I had a buddy try to drunksplain the whole concept to me. That explained one movie, but the rest? How stupid are the people to keep on making the same mistake?
Is it wrong that I liked the 3rd one best because it actually had a sense of humor about itself and dared to "bite the hand that fed it"?
I loved the lecture scene early in the film where a student asks Sam Neill what he's going to do on the Dino Island when he goes back, and he looks at the student and says, practically winking at the audience, "there is NO WAY IN HELL I am going back to [Dinosaur Island]."
Five minutes later, you know what happens. LOL
Anyone with a drop of skepticism in their blood knows that this franchise, even the original, is just a pale attempt to remake Jaws with CGI. The characters are shitty and the saturation marketing just made me annoyed.
The first one Jurassic Park because I don't do sequels very well.
ReplyDeleteNeither do most writers/directors.
DeleteJurassic School
ReplyDeleteWould any movie with Helen Mirren be considered a jurassic movie?
ReplyDeleteLurky I DONT THINK SO!!!!😣😣😣😣
ReplyDeleteOnly the first one is any good.
ReplyDeleteNone of the above. So not my thing.
ReplyDeleteJurassic Hadassah
ReplyDeleteAlan!
ReplyDelete@Lurky I first heard of/saw Jurassic School a few weeks ago. My god...
ReplyDeleteBelieve it or not I've never seen one of these.I had a buddy try to drunksplain the whole concept to me. That explained one movie, but the rest? How stupid are the people to keep on making the same mistake?
ReplyDeleteThe first one.
ReplyDeleteThe one with the dinosaurs.
ReplyDeleteThe first, at the time it was so unique and well done
ReplyDeleteIs it wrong that I liked the 3rd one best because it actually had a sense of humor about itself and dared to "bite the hand that fed it"?
ReplyDeleteI loved the lecture scene early in the film where a student asks Sam Neill what he's going to do on the Dino Island when he goes back, and he looks at the student and says, practically winking at the audience, "there is NO WAY IN HELL I am going back to [Dinosaur Island]."
Five minutes later, you know what happens. LOL
Anyone with a drop of skepticism in their blood knows that this franchise, even the original, is just a pale attempt to remake Jaws with CGI. The characters are shitty and the saturation marketing just made me annoyed.
First 1
ReplyDeleteE.T.: THE EXTRAPEDORESTRIAL
ReplyDeleteJurassic Pork.
ReplyDeleteThe one where the dinosaur bleeds chainsaws..
ReplyDeleteI've only seen the first one. I didn't particularly like it.
ReplyDeleteThe Whales of August.
ReplyDeleteJURASIC NNONE OF THEM.
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ReplyDelete"They should all be destroyed"
is a line from which steven spielberg movie
1 Lincoln
2 Munich
3 Schindlers List
4 Jurassic Park
Cocoon.
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