Every second Tuesday of the month, this B-/C+ list dual threat actor who most of you would guess is foreign born, but isn't, gets a group of people together from Hollywood and a plane is chartered to fly down to Tijuana. Last month, the group most included producers and a couple of agents, but there was also a foreign born A- list mostly television actor who has starred in multiple network and almost television shows.
The dinner is hosted by one of the richest men in Mexico who, in the past has had people publicly executed. If you owe him or any of his companies money, he will either have you beaten or killed. He shows no mercy, and that includes in these dinners. There are people from Mexico and other countries that come to the dinner, but I only have heard about it from the Hollywood people who have attended. This former permanent A+ list athlete attended four consecutive months one summer/fall.
The dinner is basically nothing but animals that are exotic or endangered or both. To prove the authenticity, there is apparently video of the killing and preparation that can be watched on a messaging app. So, by the time everyone arrives, they know what the menu is. The reason the Hollywood people are invited is because their host is desperate to make movies. He has tried to buy his way in before, but things didn't turn out very well. Plus, people are kind of scared to work with him because, they kind of don't want to turn up dead. The thing is though, all of the people that went last month all paid $10K to be there plus the cost of the jet. The dinner is only for men, but after, in a separate building attached to one of his businesses everyone gathers for drinks and cigars and there are women there.
The dinner is hosted by one of the richest men in Mexico who, in the past has had people publicly executed. If you owe him or any of his companies money, he will either have you beaten or killed. He shows no mercy, and that includes in these dinners. There are people from Mexico and other countries that come to the dinner, but I only have heard about it from the Hollywood people who have attended. This former permanent A+ list athlete attended four consecutive months one summer/fall.
The dinner is basically nothing but animals that are exotic or endangered or both. To prove the authenticity, there is apparently video of the killing and preparation that can be watched on a messaging app. So, by the time everyone arrives, they know what the menu is. The reason the Hollywood people are invited is because their host is desperate to make movies. He has tried to buy his way in before, but things didn't turn out very well. Plus, people are kind of scared to work with him because, they kind of don't want to turn up dead. The thing is though, all of the people that went last month all paid $10K to be there plus the cost of the jet. The dinner is only for men, but after, in a separate building attached to one of his businesses everyone gathers for drinks and cigars and there are women there.
Uhm who da fukk wants to eat sauteed Panda or fried Rhino?!?! I'll pass
ReplyDeleteCarlos Slim. That's why you haven't read about it in the New York Times.
ReplyDeleteFormer Perm A list athlete-Michael Jordan?
ReplyDeleteRichest man Carlos Slim?
ReplyDeleteKobe the athlete?
Oh ffs. I hope they burn in hell..... how effin pathetic is to slaughter innocent animals for sport,arousal or prestige.(or even just to eat but that’s just me). Mother effers
ReplyDeleteObscene and disgusting.
ReplyDeleteThat's just wrong.
ReplyDeleteMinus the prostitutes and public executions, this could be an episode of "Wild Kratts".
ReplyDelete(Joke for my fellow parents.)
Fucking Donita...
DeleteIs Wilmer Valtrex Vakderama the POS?
ReplyDeleteARod the athlete?
Will Arnett the other POS?
DeleteHope they get elephantitis...get it 😉
ReplyDeleteLOL @Sara
ReplyDeleteWasn’t this the plot of “The Freshman”?
ReplyDelete+1 Nate
ReplyDelete+1 Tricia. Valderama is a great guess
ReplyDeleteThanks... what a world eh? Wish Enty would reveal this so we all know who to spit on in a restaurant 😉
DeleteNate got it - this is a bullshit movie plot and they're all being served chicken.
ReplyDeleteYeah this is straight up evil, there is no forgiveness.
ReplyDelete@Nateinsocal.
ReplyDeleteYeah, almost. But there have been stories about dining clubs doing this sort of thing from the 19th century so it's not a new idea.
Mind you, it's not exactly enticing a prospect whether you give a shit about animals or not.
"Hey, Lonely, do you want to fly to a foreign country and eat manatee ribs with a psychotic billionaire?"
" Err...nah, I'm pretty sure I'm having gallstones removed that day or something, thanks"
I'm not buying it. Makes no sense. Why travel at your own expense to a foreign country to be hosted by someone of whom you are afraid and with whom you do not want to do business?
ReplyDeleteYou just described a Clinton foundation fundraiser....
DeleteU win
DeleteAny of these people could be kidnapped and held for mega $$$ ransom. Ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteThis is a p*ssy dinner, a real cartoon villain would be feeding the guests to the animals, you know Musk would never be this lowbrow.
ReplyDeleteLOL, this was also the plot to Pirates, Band of Misfits movie, with Queen Victoria hosting the parties. And its a kids movie!
ReplyDeleteOne of the richest men in mexico.. can't be Slim bc he is THE richest man in mexico.
ReplyDeleteSlim doesn't hang in TJ... Jorge Rhon fits though. Notorious for trafficking exotic animals and a billionaire who's security head was convicted of killing a journalist TJ... he collects rare exotic animals in his personal TJ zoo
DeleteOh, come on, Enty is just fucking with us now, this is one of the moldiest, BS urban legend rumors going.
ReplyDeleteSome people hate animals, it's like in a past life giraffes stole their seats on the Ark or something. God doesn't love them so they take it out on animals.
ReplyDeleteJorge Hank Rhon...?
ReplyDeleteBillionaire ex major of TJ. Runs gambling and horse racing.
ALSO...
"The former mayor also was detained in 1995, for alleged trafficking in the skins of endangered animals, but was acquitted."
...drops mic
ReplyDeleteWhat assholes. I hope this gets revealed. Although it probably won't because it might be dangerous. Talk about male privilege. I am going to throw out Piven just cause I don't like him.
ReplyDeleteWhat about Benetio DelTorro for the actor who everyone thinks is foreign born but isnt?
ReplyDeleteBored rich people getting off by being more and more extreme and extra. Eventually you get the hostel movie. If only the rule of law still existed.
ReplyDeleteThese are the people who scream about saving wildlife, protecting the environment, and stopping the slaughter of innocent creatures. I hope they all rot in Hell.
ReplyDeleteWe plebs should just be grateful they weren't eating people.
ReplyDeleteI agree with Arnett for the FB A- actor.
ReplyDeleteFor the B-/C+ Valderrama and Del Toro are too high ranked. Valderrama is probably solidly B list thanks to name recognition and his role on one of the NCIS spinoff. DEL Toro is an Oscar winner and still leads movies (Sicario 2) on occasion, so he's at least A-. I do agree it's probably an Hispanic actor. My guess is Esai Morales or Benjamin Bratt. They both go between movies and TV, aren't that high on the list, and both are actually American born.
If it's Wilmer, his friendship with Rob Thomas (they're BFFs) would come to a quick end if he ever found out because Rob and his wife are extreme animal lovers. How horrible.
ReplyDeleteI support PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals
ReplyDeleteEat bushmeat or exotics and you risk Ebola....what dumb selfish fucks
ReplyDeleteI would say OJ for the actor because this is so horrible and sounds like something he would do, also, he has been in films, but, he is broke as a joke so, can't see him paying unless someone treated him.
ReplyDeleteThere are only 500 white Bengal tigers on the planet ... Jorge Hank Rhon has 3 of them in his Tijuana personal zoo.
ReplyDeleteWELL, he at least did b4 tonight's dinner
I'd be shocked if dinners with such menus didn't really happen.
ReplyDeleteThe rest of it, who knows.
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ReplyDeleteThe dinner show in "The Freshman" had Bert Parks singing an unforgettable (and/or unforgiveable) version of "Maggie's Farm."
ReplyDeleteWho has Carlos Sim booked for his extravaganza? I vote Mario Lopez doing "Fight the Power."
Are we sure they're not going for a donkey show?
ReplyDeletefuck these people and fuck this blind.
ReplyDeleteThis is Jorge Hank Rhon, ex Tijuana mayor,one of the richest and most scandal-laden men in Mexico. He is also one of Mexico’s leading traffickers in exotic and endangered animals. Behind the high profile public execution of news reporters.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.laweekly.com/news/the-island-of-jorge-hank-rhon-2141922
It's NOT Carlos Slim.
ReplyDeleteI've worked with him and his family.
Sounds like a mashup of possible actuals.
ReplyDeleteExtremely wealthy people often become bent, because they must keep pushing boundaries to find a thrill. Sadly true. Also often want to be the 'big shot' rule breaker, etc. in front of high profile guests. (Pathetic...)
OJ is not broke. He had almost airtight asset protection in place before the incident. His NFL pension is unattachable, ditto Florida primary residence w $10M homestead exemption in that state.
Make notes if you have significant assets or exposure. Just don't kill anyone...
There will be people burning in Purgatory for a very long time. How utterly awful and vile.
ReplyDelete@Southern Man, the "incident" you refer to was the murders of Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman, lest we forget.
ReplyDeleteLike this is a blind......this had been going on for decades and you don't have to be mega rich to indulge. Just google 'Bushmeat scandal' it's just one part of the illegal poaching trade.
ReplyDeleteBeen happening for a long long time. Cheney and the Trumplings are all known to visit ranches that fly in exotic animals for them to shoot and eat. Chris Kyle was on one such ranch when he was killed during the PTSD cure he offered by shooting rare beasts. Karma, if I believed in such things.
ReplyDeleteCarlos Slim and they eat people, don't they? Just guessing.
ReplyDeleteaaahhh plot, yor libtard lunacy shows its retarded face yet again...
ReplyDeletesad wee loser