May 31, 2018
The wannabe wife of this A list frequent reality judge/host/producer/chain smoker/serial cheater has been arranging for paps to try and put the aforementioned person on the spot so she finds out if she is ever going to get married or cast off like all the rest when she gets tired of him chain smoking during sex.
Lauren Silverman/Simon Cowell
The wannabe wife of this A list frequent reality judge/host/producer/chain smoker/serial cheater has been arranging for paps to try and put the aforementioned person on the spot so she finds out if she is ever going to get married or cast off like all the rest when she gets tired of him chain smoking during sex.
Lauren Silverman/Simon Cowell
Pedobeard is a tough racket.
ReplyDeleteLauren, stop being delusional, Simon is NEVER going to marry you. He's married to his money and his moobs.
ReplyDeleteTerminal cum addiction, the silent killer.
ReplyDeleteShe always wants the paps to get Simon to do something about his furry moobs, because they're making her gag.
ReplyDeleteSee guys? Simon is a STUD! He's had more women bouncing on his wrinkly old cock than Trump. What a guy! Totally normal heterosexual, coz normal heterosexual men need to plant endless stories in the media telling us how much they love the ladies. No way this dude is a raving pedophile that rapes little girls in third world shitholes. That is complete nonsense because this dude is a total man whore, who literally chain smokes while fucking his old lady. That's like John Wayne level heterosexual right there. So please don't mention Jonathan King or Max Clifford, or any of the other kiddy fuckers he's been bff with his whole life.
ReplyDeleteAnyway Ent if you're just lifting this straight from the DM, shame on you for being such a lazy ass. If his PR is actually paying you to write this, then double shame.
Yer another cowell is straight blind enty?
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ReplyDeleteHaven't seen a word about Zayn in weeks. Wonder if he got into treatment.
As for Cowell, how does anyone have a F to give about him...
On a personal note:
ReplyDeleteI never (wanted to) date a woman who smoked.
They always smelt like an ashtray.
I used to bar-tend, too, back in the late 70's and early 80's.
Blah she's there for Simon's lifestyle and money. I have no sympathy for a bitch who gave up total custody of one child just to be with a man who obviously doesn't give 2 shits about her
ReplyDeleteAs long as she is willing to have group sex with hookers and keeps her looks he'll keep her hanging on.
ReplyDeleteSimon won’t marry his brother’s castoffs.
ReplyDeleteLauren Silverman is delusional
enty, just pick one: kit harrington? straight or closeted? SIMON COWELL - straight or closeted? blinds go back and forth!
ReplyDeleteCowell is definitely hiding something, he’s been having these womaniser stories planted about him for years. His old PR pedo friend Max Clifford even admitted to planting them and that the stories were false in Louis Theroux’s Clifford documentary. Interesting documentary btw for anyone who hasn’t seen it, especially in retrospect. I’m just surprised that Enty is happy to continue enabling the blatantly false narrative that Cowell is a stud.
ReplyDeleteWhy does it all seem fake.......
ReplyDeleteEven Simon knows you can't turn a ho into a housewife
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