Blind Item #9 - On Line At The Deli - An INSIDERHER Blind
So, near me is an Italian deli. It’s in the Los Angeles area.
You cannot believe the size of the salamis & prosciutto! It’s a carnivore’s paradise. I stocked up on the marinated shrimp. Smiley Face! Keeping you guessing, right? Some writers who claim to be Vegan might be disguising their carnivore lust to throw off their real identities. Ever think of that?
Unsurprisingly, you can meet famous actors at this unequaled deli. Equally unsurprisingly, many are Italian. One such actor hangs out here like a regular Joe. Because he is.
I met him there. Our fams became friends because of our mutual love of food.
Hungry yet, blinders?
If you don’t care for this actor’s face, you may think twice when he sings.
But, like many actors, he is shrimpier than you might think.
He’s very down to earth, a family man, and other than mentioning shrimp again, I’ll just say: go see him in his most recent venture. The man could be a finer singer/crooner than he is an actor/director. And that would be very fine indeed.
You cannot believe the size of the salamis & prosciutto! It’s a carnivore’s paradise. I stocked up on the marinated shrimp. Smiley Face! Keeping you guessing, right? Some writers who claim to be Vegan might be disguising their carnivore lust to throw off their real identities. Ever think of that?
Unsurprisingly, you can meet famous actors at this unequaled deli. Equally unsurprisingly, many are Italian. One such actor hangs out here like a regular Joe. Because he is.
I met him there. Our fams became friends because of our mutual love of food.
Hungry yet, blinders?
If you don’t care for this actor’s face, you may think twice when he sings.
But, like many actors, he is shrimpier than you might think.
He’s very down to earth, a family man, and other than mentioning shrimp again, I’ll just say: go see him in his most recent venture. The man could be a finer singer/crooner than he is an actor/director. And that would be very fine indeed.
Joe Pesci sings
ReplyDeleteAnd he’s as Italian as you get- et he takes that damn soprasetta 😳 seriously!!
DeleteI was thinking him, but looked him up and realized he's had like 4 roles in the past 20 years....
DeleteYeah he is basically in retirement in Lavalette,NJ(a shore town I used to stay in every summer oddly). Quiet dude.
DeleteI like the Mantegna guess below!
Thank you Trisha,I love Joe Mantegna. He hits this perfectly. I've heard from friends in the industry that he's a wonderful cook,but overall I've heard he speaks from the heart.
DeleteMost welcome@Child Advocate... I really enjoy his work as well and heard he is a real regular guy from big Italian family(Chicago I think)? I forgot he sang... the only other option could’ve been Danny Aiello ,but the Dean Martin movie screams that it’s Joe-great guess!!
DeleteStalone
ReplyDeleteSteve Buscemi?
ReplyDeleteThe way this was written is cringe-worthy. Perhaps that was intentional.
ReplyDeleteBradley Cooper
ReplyDeleteGabriel Bryne
ReplyDeleteAtta girl! :)
ReplyDeleteGive the fans what they want.
At least someone in the Entyverse reads the comments.
I know right? The snark is strong with this one—dig it:))
DeleteJoe Mantegna
ReplyDeleteOh, looks like someone got pissed off over the comments posted about "her" (I still think it's a dude) waffling on about shrimp..
ReplyDeleteEven though I have no idea and don't really care, I LOVED THIS.
ReplyDeleteJoe Mantegna is about to play Dean Martin. Looks like we have a winner!
ReplyDeleteSwallow my salami Sandy
ReplyDeleteRobert Davi
ReplyDelete@Nathan FTW!!!!
ReplyDeleteDefinitely Robert Davi. Love that guy! Real gumba.
Making me hungry. I have some shrimp in the freezer.
ReplyDeleteINSIDHER! well played Miss. I love the shade. Mic DROP.
ReplyDeleteInsiderher is throwing some SHADE! I LOVE IT.
ReplyDeleteI immediately thought of Robert Davi.
ReplyDelete😂 Love this! Respect and credit to INSIDERHER for actually reading the comments and having a good sense of humour about it! May you lust after shrimp, stare at boobs and piss off celebrities for many a blind to come!
ReplyDeletehahahahaha THE BEST!
ReplyDeletePaul Sorvino is an opera singer
ReplyDeleteEveryone whines about the vegan stuff so here’s some meat and cheese with the wine!
ReplyDeletePfft, La can kep their foofoo delis. Give me The Bomb from SKC in Queens any day and I will be in heaven
ReplyDeleteSeth MacFarlane. (spelling?)
ReplyDeleteMy daughter has gone to several shows in LA and only recently she's been disappointed.
She says, "He sings wonderfully."
'Sometimes the shows are good, some, eh!' she says.
He is not shrimps in person. Quite tall. Plus he is not exactly a family man.
DeleteCarrado Soprano
ReplyDeleteItalians taught the world to eat. Carrodo Soprano.
ReplyDeleteThis bitch is actually shading us readers in a fucking blind LMAO she got nerve I like her now. And I bet the salamis were huge girl *cough cough*
ReplyDeleteWhat's the blind here? Actors eat ar delis? Amazing!
ReplyDeleteSylvester Stallone!
ReplyDeleteVery clever lady, but no self respecting carnivore would disguise themselves as a vegan, never, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you’ve been, ever, for any reason whatsoever.
ReplyDeleteBay Cities in SM for the Italian deli?
ReplyDeletesteve buscemi!
ReplyDeleteI saw Jon Faverau paddle boarding. I mean up close. Not pretty.
ReplyDeleteWhy is a celeb sighting with no substance a blind? Sheesh.
I agree with HeatherBee. The love of meat and shellfish is so strong, it wouldn't even compute in the mind of an omnivore to pretend they're fucking vegans on an anonymous celebrity gossip site.
ReplyDeleteI don't buy it at all. It actually makes vegan-girl even more annoying: 'oh haha, I'm so clever, cause I'm not even vegan, gotcha!'. Major eye roll.
ReplyDeleteVery clever ad. The reveal comes..You have just generated lots of PR for "whoever".
And people think the advertising is only in the margins?
Bradley Cooper
ReplyDeleteOooooh, which celebrity eats at a deli??? Fascinating blind item! (Eye roll)
ReplyDeleteI was a high school freshman in Drama 101. To pass, we had to try out for the high school musical. I cant sing, I cant dance, I can act a little. So, who auditions before me? Joe Mantegna. He was so good. He sang and dance and had this comedic french accent. I just ran out crying. LOL
ReplyDeleteSo, yes, he can really sing. :)
Deli by me had an overwhelming smell of coffee, chocolate, & cheese. It was heaven.
ReplyDeleteWhat's this new Dean Martin movie? Joe Mantegna has played Dean Martin before but that was more of a supporting role.
ReplyDeleteDanny DeVito
ReplyDeleteAnother InsiderHer blind, and of course it revolves around food.
ReplyDeleteJoe Pesci
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