This former A- list mostly television actress from a now defunct hit comedy is probably A-/B+ list mostly movie actress. She says that this A-/B+ list writer/actor all of you know spent three weeks chatting her up and doing everything he could to hook up with her. She finally hooked up with him and within 30 minutes after, he had her out the door and has ghosted her since.
Aubrey plaza/Justin Theroux
ReplyDeleteZooey Deschanel? And Theroux of course. She is married though, not like that stops anyone.
ReplyDelete+1 on Aubrey, we knew what those two were up to in those pap shots
DeleteWhat I don't understand is why it took him thirty whole minutes to unass her. Not like a woman has never been naked in a hotel hallway before.
ReplyDeleteOmg “unass”😂
DeleteLove it.
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ReplyDeleteYo Aubrey I thought we smarter than this in expensive Delaware private schools!
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Thanx Tricia. I feel like I have been knighted by the Queen.
ReplyDeleteAubrey is a B+ Ursuline weirdo and little more
ReplyDeletewow, aubrey is one of the 10 people that live in delaware?????
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DeleteEveryone wants to escape from Joe Biden's dick but no one wants to do the work to address THE MASSIVE UNDERLYING STRUCTURAL ISSUES INVOLVING TAX LOOPHOLES AND DOW/DUPONT/GORE
"If I fuck international superstar and six digit net worth haver JUSTIN THEROUX I'll be going places finally!"
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cant wait to see how this emma stone / justin theroux disaster turns out.
ReplyDeleteemma was usually good at keeping out the tabloids, but since aniston is friends w/stone and classic tabloid fodder, I wouldnt be surprised to see emma now smashed between two pics of theroux and aniston w/a big "HOMEWRECKER?"
justin theroux is like adam levine and ryan reynolds - the male equivalents of a butterface.
ReplyDeletehot body, meh ("...but her..") face.
SHOULD HAVE JUST GONE TO CHRISTIANA HS
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She probably has some excellent Tom Capano stories!
Yo Aubrey I'm 6'5 with a big dick wanna be done that Delaware Way.
ReplyDeleteActually I'm never taking that midgets seconds🤣🤣🤣
Enty you made my Eid, subhanallah
ReplyDeleteI feel awful for anyone subjected to Theroux's "writing" if we're doing a Kindness blind here
ReplyDeleteAlmost one hour passes in Iron Man 2 before we see any action. Easy money writing that flick for JT.
DeleteThat was honestly one of the worst, most forgettable films I've ever seen, during which I truly fell asleep.
DeleteFor the record, I fell asleep during "Doom" in the theater but I'd been up two days straight.
No saving grace there
And I didn't even know he wrote it.
Tropic Thunder was amazing! That was probably his best work
DeleteDOWNEY: GREAT WORK JUSTIN, THINK YOU CAN DO IT AGAIN?
DeleteTHEROUX: Ummmmmmmmmmm
Same thing happened to Lauryn Hill except she wasn't rewarded for it.
Asshole.
ReplyDeleteHe's just repulsive.
ReplyDeleteEnty, if this is meant to be Aubrey Plaza I don't think you can refer to her as a movie star. She hasn't been in any movies that have made any money and she stars in Legion, which is a TV show on FX.
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