He is extremely tacky and extremely rude and at one point in his life only dated actresses who were virgins so he could have sex with them and dump them to go find the next one. That story he told about the alliterate actress is true in his mind, but our actress knew the guy's reputation so lied and told him she was a virgin so he would date her.
wilmer valderrama / mandy moore
ReplyDeleteOldest lie in the book. But it works because every walking hard on in the world wants to brag about breaking a hymen
DeleteYUP!
ReplyDeleteYou beat me to it, L.
He’s gross! And why would he tell the world he “took her virginity”ππππ some men are sick
ReplyDeleteIf she knew his reputation why would she want anything to do with him never mind lie so he'd date her. I'd lie to keep him away yuck.
ReplyDelete+1 Leanne!
DeleteThen the joke’s on Fez, isn’t itπ
ReplyDeleteHere's a story from someone who is not Geeljire:
ReplyDeleteWant to make your s/o livid? Bang a virgin.
So there's a virgin 'me too' movement in showbiz? Whod'da thunk it?
ReplyDeleteEntern are you sure he doesn't still do this?
ReplyDeleteWhat up my Japhethite
DeleteI wonder if it 's the blood, pain or her tears they get off on and have they ever considered we might not want someone who's dipped into too many honey pots?
ReplyDeleteWow, she really showed him.
ReplyDeleteShe even pretended to enjoy swallowing it!
DeleteNot only am I not a virgin, I also have HPV!
DeleteJOKE'S ON YOU MOTHERFUCKER
@LEANNE NORMAN, because he used to have the best cocaine.
ReplyDeleteexactly what he deserved.
ReplyDeleteHe was with Lindsey Lohan when she was a teen.
ReplyDeleteHe probably prefers virgins because they won't know how bad he is lol.
ReplyDeleteTrue
DeleteWell she claims that she had never been with anyone when her and Wilmer were together, so she is saying she was still a virgin even after they broke up. So, someone is lying here.
ReplyDeleteToo easy
ReplyDeleteMM was a virgin.... when she was 12.
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ReplyDeleteMandy Whore
Lindsay Lohen also dated Wilmer when she was 18 and she was still kind of normal and cute then
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