Tuesday, June 19, 2018

Blind Item #5

After our favorite foreign born B+ list actress/singer was busted having sex with this former boy bander, he had to make certain promises to his significant other in order to see the B+ lister again. This of course, despite the fact his significant other has been seeing someone else on the side too.

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    1. And Liam Payne?/Cheryl Bologna’s Ferzini Ferttucine

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    2. Lol. I think you can linguine too.

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    3. Pappardelle or Tagliatelle even better😉

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  2. Geeljireverse news:
    Literally cockblocked this week from potentially progenating a claimant to an imperial throne this week by a slew of relatives. Damn.

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    1. Who tf cares Geel & why do you think this is of interest to anyone?!? You're a dude and you didn't get laid. Surprise!!!!

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  3. Is this guy a fan STD's then?

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  4. Anyone with an interest in boy bands may enjoy Zayn Malik's new interview with GQ - it's the cover story.

    Malik is clearly baked and almost entirely inarticulate. The quotes are almost all snippets of sentences.

    The best part of it is, they sent a New Yorker staff writer to do the piece and she pedals very, very hard to make this washed-up boybander look like a cultural avatar.

    A little quote from her prose: "Zayn: It's a single syllable that conjures a vaporous sexuality and a moodiness that blurs the line between contemplative and blank."

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    1. His team probably wrote that line.

      Baked is being generous. He looks completely strung out on dope to me.

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  5. Anonymous8:12 AM

    Ora is the new Angelina Jolie. Note to the wives and gf's of anyone working with Ora....you may want to pop up a lot. It seems she sleeps with all her co-stars and recording partners.

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  6. joe jonas / priyanka chopra

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  7. When Ora starts calling the paps for fast food trips with her kids, and using refugee camps for photo ops wearing a distraught look, I'll compare her to Ang.

    I don't mind Rita as she is.

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  8. I bet Rita is having fun lol

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  9. Blogger Sandy said...
    Ora is the new Angelina Jolie. Note to the wives and gf's of anyone working with Ora....you may want to pop up a lot.

    Actually, they may want to get tested for the full spectrum of STDs frequently.

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  10. I think I'd like Rita Ora more if her voice wasn't so grating. Her singing is fine but when she talks it's like fingernails on a chalkboard.

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  11. Yep that dude is definitely not baked, something else. That non sensical quote was hilarious.

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  12. I would be more suprised that Rita hasn't made the moves or at least tried it on with Chezza. The whole relationship of Chez and Liam is rediculous pr anyway.

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