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After our favorite foreign born B+ list actress/singer was busted having sex with this former boy bander, he had to make certain promises to his significant other in order to see the B+ lister again. This of course, despite the fact his significant other has been seeing someone else on the side too.
Rita whora
ReplyDeleteAnd Liam Payne?/Cheryl Bologna’s Ferzini Ferttucine
DeleteLol. I think you can linguine too.
DeletePappardelle or Tagliatelle even better😉
DeleteWhora again?
ReplyDeleteGeeljireverse news:
ReplyDeleteLiterally cockblocked this week from potentially progenating a claimant to an imperial throne this week by a slew of relatives. Damn.
Who tf cares Geel & why do you think this is of interest to anyone?!? You're a dude and you didn't get laid. Surprise!!!!
DeleteThanks for reading
DeleteIs this guy a fan STD's then?
ReplyDeleteAnyone with an interest in boy bands may enjoy Zayn Malik's new interview with GQ - it's the cover story.
ReplyDeleteMalik is clearly baked and almost entirely inarticulate. The quotes are almost all snippets of sentences.
The best part of it is, they sent a New Yorker staff writer to do the piece and she pedals very, very hard to make this washed-up boybander look like a cultural avatar.
A little quote from her prose: "Zayn: It's a single syllable that conjures a vaporous sexuality and a moodiness that blurs the line between contemplative and blank."
His team probably wrote that line.
DeleteBaked is being generous. He looks completely strung out on dope to me.
Ora is the new Angelina Jolie. Note to the wives and gf's of anyone working with Ora....you may want to pop up a lot. It seems she sleeps with all her co-stars and recording partners.
ReplyDeletejoe jonas / priyanka chopra
ReplyDeleteWhen Ora starts calling the paps for fast food trips with her kids, and using refugee camps for photo ops wearing a distraught look, I'll compare her to Ang.
ReplyDeleteI don't mind Rita as she is.
I bet Rita is having fun lol
ReplyDeleteBlogger Sandy said...
ReplyDeleteOra is the new Angelina Jolie. Note to the wives and gf's of anyone working with Ora....you may want to pop up a lot.
Actually, they may want to get tested for the full spectrum of STDs frequently.
I think I'd like Rita Ora more if her voice wasn't so grating. Her singing is fine but when she talks it's like fingernails on a chalkboard.
ReplyDeleteYep that dude is definitely not baked, something else. That non sensical quote was hilarious.
ReplyDeleteI would be more suprised that Rita hasn't made the moves or at least tried it on with Chezza. The whole relationship of Chez and Liam is rediculous pr anyway.
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